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What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!
Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!
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They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.
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GlynisLailann 10 years ago
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
AngelicaNazario 10 years ago
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
satia lynch 8 years ago
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
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Annie 9 years ago
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
Annie 9 years ago
I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.
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DarrenMorrell 10 years ago
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
Dan Dawson 7 years ago
Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously
satia lynch 8 years ago
Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA
SelinaHope 9 years ago
Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?
TimHodgson 9 years ago
You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...
Refugio Villegas III 9 years ago
Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.
JeriVonDyck 10 years ago
We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.
CédricPenti 10 years ago
well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.
EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS) 10 years ago
i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/
CrystalBoyd 10 years ago
Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan
CrystalBoyd 10 years ago
Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!
LouCubbage 10 years ago
Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?
CharlottStenberg 10 years ago
I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.
Wanthathing 10 years ago
You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!
Deborah Pashkewicz 10 years ago
Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.
AndreasBoss 10 years ago
My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.
SasiYourworstenemy 9 years ago
Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...
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PatrycjaKociołek 10 years ago
I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?
GlynisLailann 10 years ago
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
AngelicaNazario 10 years ago
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
satia lynch 8 years ago
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
Load More Replies... Annie 9 years ago
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
Annie 9 years ago
I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.
Load More Replies... DarrenMorrell 10 years ago
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
Dan Dawson 7 years ago
Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously
satia lynch 8 years ago
Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA
SelinaHope 9 years ago
Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?
TimHodgson 9 years ago
You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...
Refugio Villegas III 9 years ago
Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.
JeriVonDyck 10 years ago
We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.
CédricPenti 10 years ago
well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.
EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS) 10 years ago
i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/
CrystalBoyd 10 years ago
Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan
CrystalBoyd 10 years ago
Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!
ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago
Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!
LouCubbage 10 years ago
Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?
CharlottStenberg 10 years ago
I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.
Wanthathing 10 years ago
You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!
Deborah Pashkewicz 10 years ago
Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.
AndreasBoss 10 years ago
My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.
SasiYourworstenemy 9 years ago
Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...
Load More Replies... PatrycjaKociołek 10 years ago
I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?
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