Telling someone in person to ‘go eat a dick’ isn’t very classy. Where’s the style? The finesse? Plus you run the risk of looking like a bit of a maniac in public.

Why say it face to face when you can say it in chocolate form instead? Gifting retailer Firebox had that exact thought, which is why the majestic Eat a Dick was created.

This tasty chocolate member arrives in a nondescript, subtle and stylish gift box, adorned in flowers with a beautiful blue background.

Nobody would suspect this charming gift to hide a sneaky secret, the unsuspecting recipient won’t know what hit them as they reveal what lies inside – a gourmet, phallic treat fit for a king. Or queen.

Send one to your enemy, friend, mum, dad, gran, whoever you wish. They can’t get mad at you, you’ve just given them 8oz of premium chocolate, made from high-quality cocoa and natural ingredients. That’s a top gift right there.

It’s very detailed, and also looks delicious in a weird way (you’re all thinking it). It’s also the perfect shape for dunking in your morning coffee.

More info: firebox.com

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