When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

sounds like fun

My anxiety @ my brain

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

Mostly??

Respect the dead bush.

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

More worryingly they look like roaches

What was once just a bug is now a feature.

It's modern art though! *burns house*

That takes skill. Ask any entomologist!

I hate most house flippers. Most of them are lazy cheapasses who do things worse than even this visible slobbish laziness. The new owner should be worried about what they cannot see without opening the walls/ceilings/floors...

Did someone sniff the paint before painting...?

House painters aren't exterminators. This problem is literally not their job.

"Just slap some paint on whatever needs to be covered up so the new buyers won't back out."

Lovely… Also, where is this in there house and why are there so many bugs!!??🐞🐛🐜🕷🦟🪲🪳

Laziness 1000%

lmfao

3D textures

Same thing in my apartment. There are several cockroaches painted into the walls and ceilings.

Umm I feel like they should of hired an exterminator first

Like in my house, they paint with grass on the wood! I'm very interesting to understand how the human can work like that!

Ancient insects were mummified in amber

Do they change position at night? Do you hear scraping noise from behind the wall? If squint do you see patterns under the layers of paint?

I feel this one!

What a great job

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

You have to read it in a strong accent.

Lebowski, you have my package?

Me writing my reports like:

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

Someone needs to get fired

That's pretty black & white to me

Oh no, not stronke!!

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.

You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

Good old BBC

It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

It looks like Daddy Warbucks has a secret.

It’s not the mannequin’s job ether.

I wonder what the code might be...

This is just funny😂

Finally... we can keep the kids busy.

Don't take your favourite kids here.

Nonunion beaver?