There are millions of words in languages and it is impossible to know every one of them. Even linguists, writers, and literary critics whose main object in their work is words and language didn't memorize whole dictionaries.
There are words that you would expect others to know, because they are just common sense knowledge. But there are words that are used more rarely in everyday conversations and this is where misunderstandings can happen. Twitter user @daynamcalpine_ actually went on date with a guy who thought she was a necrophiliac when, in reality, she meant she might have narcolepsy.
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The twitter user Dayna McAlpine is a journalist writing about Scotland and food. She told a short story how she went on a date and mentioned that she thought she might have narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder making people sleepy all the time and constantly tired. But the word can be easily confused with necrophilia because they sound similar. It has nothing to do with sleeping and actually is a crime in some places.
The tweet got nearly 70k likes and in general people were just laughing or confused how the date reacted so calmly when he heard that she is attracted to dead bodies. Some people shared a few of their own stories about others misunderstanding words or not knowing the true meanings of them.
When I mean "someone who is not homophobic", I just use the term "a decent person".
It is hard to count how many words a person knows but there are tests which can help to estimate that number. UPI studied the results of one million test-takers and they came to the conclusion that “native English-speaking Americans know an average of at least 42,000 words by the time they turn 20 years old.”
This research was conducted in 2016 and with it we found out that a person knows more words than previously thought as in 2013 The Economist said that this number is about 20,000–35,000 words. But people don’t use their whole vocabulary everyday and 20,000 words is what is sufficient for normal communication. Which is really not that many when you know that there are about 170,000 current words listed in the Oxford English Dictionary and the most recent printing of Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language has more than 476,000 vocabulary entries
I'm not convinced the OP didn't read the banner incorrectly. I've seen a banner that uses the proper word.
Reminds me of a friend that wanted to be a teacher for special needs kids, like "Baptists kids". She meant "autistic" (in Spanish "bautista" and "autista")
Words can be confusing and everyone has a different set of them they use actively and know passively, so it’s better not to assume what someone meant if you’re aren’t sure of the meaning of the word. However, it is still a great source of very funny situations.
Which of these made you laugh the most? Do you have any stories of when someone didn’t know the meaning of the word and it led to a funny situation? Maybe it was you who always thought a word has a different meaning than the dictionary says? Share it in the comments below!
I was a very young child when I had to leave school early to go to the doctor's. I don't remember what was supposed to happen, but I said I was going to have an "autopsy".
This article underscores the need for English speakers to learn Greek and Latin word forms. Knowing these has been invaluable to me in deciphering unfamiliar words.
Greek, ok. I went to Catholic school. Latin makes my head explode and I barf at the same time, followed by a blood curdling scream. "Tell me honestly. How do you really feel about learning Latin?"
Load More Replies...Someone once told me they’d had a vasectomy and I insisted that I’d had one too once when I was a little girl. Turns out it’s more common for little girls to have had a *tonsillectomy*. >.<
I'm a bit confused that almost half are about the word "necrophilia". It's... rather uncommon I'd have assumed, both as word and as habit?
My brother once told my mum he was thinking of having a vasectomy, except he couldn't think of the word and said "you know what I'm talking about - the word that means getting my tubes tied".
Yeah, once I told somebody I'm attracted to both women and men and they said "oh, so you are bipolar!"
A nurse told my friend they were going to test her for 'old timers' disease.
Ok so my brother has problems pooping, but when he first went to the hospital they thought he might have appendicitis. We figured out it's gluten that causes his stomach aches and constipation, but he misheard appendicitis and so he always asks if foods will give him "arthritis"
Well, there are some foods that make arthritis feel worse, so he's half right ...?
Load More Replies...Big brother was learning Kung Fu. Mom had to go to specialty shop to buy him a gi. She went up to the Asian-Am salesman and asked for a gook. Bless her heart.
I've lost track of how many people really don't know what the word autistic means. I used to say "my son is autistic", but that almost always led to, "Oh, how nice, what does he like to draw?" Now I just say he's on the spectrum. People nod their heads as if they know what that is, so I assume they do, lol.
This reminds me about that essay i wrote that said how the pandemic is especially effecting people with dementia, cause a lot of them don't know what is going on and why they all of a sudden couldn't see their family for months and months. I accidentally wrote DYSLEXIC the entire time and felt so stupid after.
Like the girl who went to the gemologist because she hadn't demonstrated in 3 months and she thought she was stagnant?
One of our neighbours once told us she was Algerian to our dog. She meant allergic…
I had a Swiss boyfriend way back when who's English was terrible! But to give him some credit he did try. One of the funniest things he asked me for was Him: " Do you have some snakes for me?" Me: "What?" Quizzical look. Him: ( pointing to plate of chips) "That!" Me: ( bursting with laughter) " Oh, do you mean snacks?"
My colleague once said that he is in pain because of his ingroin. I think he meant ingrown.
Many years ago son of the guy I worked for at the time had just graduated high school. I asked what he was thinking of doing now and he said that he wanted to go into journalism because, as he put it, he was "very well adversed in writing".
I was a very young child when I had to leave school early to go to the doctor's. I don't remember what was supposed to happen, but I said I was going to have an "autopsy".
This article underscores the need for English speakers to learn Greek and Latin word forms. Knowing these has been invaluable to me in deciphering unfamiliar words.
Greek, ok. I went to Catholic school. Latin makes my head explode and I barf at the same time, followed by a blood curdling scream. "Tell me honestly. How do you really feel about learning Latin?"
Load More Replies...Someone once told me they’d had a vasectomy and I insisted that I’d had one too once when I was a little girl. Turns out it’s more common for little girls to have had a *tonsillectomy*. >.<
I'm a bit confused that almost half are about the word "necrophilia". It's... rather uncommon I'd have assumed, both as word and as habit?
My brother once told my mum he was thinking of having a vasectomy, except he couldn't think of the word and said "you know what I'm talking about - the word that means getting my tubes tied".
Yeah, once I told somebody I'm attracted to both women and men and they said "oh, so you are bipolar!"
A nurse told my friend they were going to test her for 'old timers' disease.
Ok so my brother has problems pooping, but when he first went to the hospital they thought he might have appendicitis. We figured out it's gluten that causes his stomach aches and constipation, but he misheard appendicitis and so he always asks if foods will give him "arthritis"
Well, there are some foods that make arthritis feel worse, so he's half right ...?
Load More Replies...Big brother was learning Kung Fu. Mom had to go to specialty shop to buy him a gi. She went up to the Asian-Am salesman and asked for a gook. Bless her heart.
I've lost track of how many people really don't know what the word autistic means. I used to say "my son is autistic", but that almost always led to, "Oh, how nice, what does he like to draw?" Now I just say he's on the spectrum. People nod their heads as if they know what that is, so I assume they do, lol.
This reminds me about that essay i wrote that said how the pandemic is especially effecting people with dementia, cause a lot of them don't know what is going on and why they all of a sudden couldn't see their family for months and months. I accidentally wrote DYSLEXIC the entire time and felt so stupid after.
Like the girl who went to the gemologist because she hadn't demonstrated in 3 months and she thought she was stagnant?
One of our neighbours once told us she was Algerian to our dog. She meant allergic…
I had a Swiss boyfriend way back when who's English was terrible! But to give him some credit he did try. One of the funniest things he asked me for was Him: " Do you have some snakes for me?" Me: "What?" Quizzical look. Him: ( pointing to plate of chips) "That!" Me: ( bursting with laughter) " Oh, do you mean snacks?"
My colleague once said that he is in pain because of his ingroin. I think he meant ingrown.
Many years ago son of the guy I worked for at the time had just graduated high school. I asked what he was thinking of doing now and he said that he wanted to go into journalism because, as he put it, he was "very well adversed in writing".