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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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S.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could I trade my 1,000 Different Men™ for, dunno, some biscuits?

Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like these guys can't do the basic maths required to understand that these 1000 fantasy men would then also have had lots of sex...

A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I thought 72 virgins that some people believe in were a lot to deal with...

Avital Pilpel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

72 virgins, eh? It's fun for a while, and then you're stuck with a wife and 71 ex-girlfriends. For all eternity. Some paradise.

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Von
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I just have the cash value option please? Thank you.

Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but at best we're only good for 20% off at Subway, at worst we're completely worthless.

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comboplush
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think if you are looking into sex worker territory, maybe. If you'd work every second day of the year with just one customer each day, that's achievable in under seven years. Other than that, you'd need to hook up with a random guy about every three days for ten years, if you start by age twenty, not accounting for likely period-induced pauses, if you hook up with randos. I think there are few women constantly that busy. I think I would have needed to retire on my birthday if I had had such a busy sex life until I turned 30.

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Danish Dynomummy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anybody know the currancy on Men these days? I want a refund on 991 of mine.

Gabby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? Why didn't anyone tell me about this quota? I need to get started ASAP

Rose
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could I trade those 1000 Men™ for some clothes, nice food, phone and huge flatscreen tv? Please?

Maria Ines Molina
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, I'm finding that my sex life is nowhere near as great as I thought

bee pot
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I missed that parade lol. still 3 years away from 30 but I've been with more women than men anyway lmao.

Sean Reynolds
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay, if she starts at 18, thats 12 years. (please excuse rounding errors) 12 years in 730.48 days (731 with a leap year) If she has sex with 100 men, thats 1 man every 0.73 days, that equates to 1 man every 0.73 days at that maximum in between each partner and that equates to 1 man every 17.52 hours. (17 hours, 31 minutes and 11 seconds to be precise) I'm no expert but I highly doubt someone could manage a new partner, and engage in sexual intercourse EVERY 17.5 HOURS FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT

Imma Ulfdotter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darn it, looks like I have a lot of banging to do. So many men and so little time left!

NØES Nilüfer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How...what...Sorry, not all of us are your mom :/ Who actually thinks this is true

Jill Pulcifer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Incel logic. Every girl who rejects me is a s**t + appx. amount of times rejected x number of times cried yesterday / Stacey = The average woman has had sex with over 1000 different men before 30, and none of them were me.

Csaba Hegedűs
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So mathematically she will have to have sex with a different man every 4 days in average if we assume she is doing it legally since she turned 18 until she turns 30. Wow, I'm pretty convinced every woman lives like that.

Ceredwyn Ealanta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Average' is the only way this could be remotely achieved - as long as somewhere out there is an island of several thousand ladies with the stamina of a GOD who are capable of having sex with ten or so people a day. Then that would, averaged out, make up for the rest of us!

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Lena Flising
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Average number of sex-parters in a lifetime for women - 7. Average number of sex-partners in a lifetime for men - 8. Women don't have sex with everyone we smile at, smiling is just a polite thing to do.

SF Angel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My most sincere apologies ladies. I messed up the Bell Curve for the rest of you. It was me. Married at 19 and 4 babies by 27. That left 999 more men for one of you or one for for 999 of you. I hope you divvied them up correctly

SF Angel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must have roofied myself repeatedly 'cause I have zero memory of this bevy of beefcakes

Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she started at 16 years old, that would work out to over 5 sex partners EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Annemarie Mattheyse
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness. I'm such a failure to womankind!!! I only had sex with one before I turned 30: my husband. And that's still the case. F**k the men who think they can use falsehoods like this to mistreat us!

Giette Hulsbosch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ow damn, I've still got 999 men to go and I only have 4 more years to accomplish :o

danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.... I just had to run the math. if we assume an individual starts at 15 (what? easy math is easy.) that individual would have to be with 1.3 others per week to get that done. Whose got time for that? if one started at 18... that's 1.6 individuals.

Louise Brigance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, where are the rest of mine? I'm missing about 990 men in my life. Drats!!

Kat N
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I trade that for a house? An apartment would be fine too.

Lisa Shaw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must have missed a few, by about 998! Okay someone owes me 998 men, how do I collect what I'm owed?

Christine M Quigley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In what universe does this happen? What a crock...check your sources before you post c**p like this...

Felicia Dale
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! I’ve had my wild times but I guess I was totally slacking!

Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone made that just to get a reaction for that absurd claim.

Celtic Pirate Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quick poll of my closet 8 female friends says otherwise. Most of us are in our 40's & 50's and could still count on less than 2 hands the number of sexual partners we'd had by the time we reached 30. I think men make this s**t up to give themselves hope. Sorry buddy, if you look like a bridge troll no amount of padding the numbers is going help you.

Marti E
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: the average man Wishes he'd had sex with 1000 (or maybe just 100, or maybe only 50) or more women before he reaches the age of 25.

Sheena Leversedge Wood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am nearly 40, and need to catch up 999 to catch up with people ten years behind me

Pinkjoelle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG im 40 and wayyyy behind...lol If a girl is sexually active since 16 that's about 72 men per year.

Anna Repp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoot! I'm now 42 and I missed out completely. What's the number to customer service? I'd like to claim my 900-something men now!

Chris Lieu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe 1000 times but 1000 different men? BTW, That third guy in line? One of these things is not like the others.

Irina Aderikha
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, lets say an average woman starts having sex at around 18, till 30 we have 12 years of active sexual life, 4380 days plus 3-4 days having in mind the leap years....soooo it comes like to average one new man per 4.38 days, means 3 new men per 2 weeks. wow that is one hell of a job!!!

Mica Fiverline
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of incel-bullcr**p is that?! I had 5... 5 men... And the last one is soon to be my husband...

Hayley Rodgers
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even my most sexually active female friends likely had less than 100

Heidi Matsumoto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'll be less than 4yrs before I turn 30. I need to hurry up to meet all of those 1000 men.

Lenka Smetanová
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh... Great. Im 25 and still 999 left... For 2 years I tried to won back my stupid ex, while I rather should fulfill the quotas!!! 😂😂😂

pusheen buttercup
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you can find the time and the energy for all those men, kudos to you- I'm not really that into sausage

Hannah Kobayashi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still able to count mine on one hand lol. I'm sure there many more like me.

Larissa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im turning 23 this year and still a virgin. I need to catch up i guess

Helen Haley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds exhausting, uncomfortable, and a health hazard the majority of women are happy to avoid.

happyjiggle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, there's some next level stupid for you..... meanwhile (among women), it's generally agreed that if you've even hit 30 by 30 you're somewhat of hoe, lol.

Jus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do comic husbands, imagined princes and fangirl dreams count?

Stille20
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So more than one new man a week? Honest to God, who has the time?!

Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, about 3000 seconds out of our lives. I always thought I was more of a serial monogamist. Now I know why I didn’t notice those other 990 men.

Michał Jastrzębski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeeeah, I'd like to see sample they used for that stats, lol. Maybe they should make it larger than the nearest red light district... ?

LC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! I only have 6 months to find 9,998 men.....

LC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! I only have 6 months to sleep with 9,998 men. Hope my husband doesn't mind...

Alexandra Agbona
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh damn! I am way way behind schedule. I really need to catch up and I have not even reached 50

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Karin Jansen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Let's say you start having sex at 16, then you'd have to have sex with 1.4 different people each week. Non stop. Fieuw. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Catherine Birzer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's the _average_. That means that for every lesbian, every ace woman, every woman too occupied with getting an advanced degree or furthering her career or devoting herself to nunhood or world travel or whatever to have very much sex if any at all, and women who are unattractive, or socially anxious, or heavily introverted, and unlikely to attract more than a few male sexual partners if any - that's not an insubstantial number of women for whom the figure must be somewhere under 10 male sexual partners by 30, or even zero (my own figure, I admit, is one male and two female lovers, but that's quite enough for my own needs and wants). Someone out there - lots of someones- on the opposite end of the spectrum would be having to have massive orgies on a near-constant basis in order to make that even close to the "average" figure. Even the most energetic and ambitious sex worker would be overwhelmed and exhausted.

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Ivana
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

S**t guys, I am way behind. Like, I might have to take out an ad in the paper.

AzKhaleesi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well close.... most men have multiple personalities, so one could equal 3 lol. (KIDDING MEN just wanted to show how ridiculous this was)

John
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was 3 per week. So, assuming she starts at 18ish it should be more like 1800.

Alexandra Davis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I highly doubt even Amanda Holden (the woman in the photo taken from an advert for yoghurt!) has reached this number, like I would guess a good 99% of woman!

Sheanna Caban
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone should have probably told us then....I mean, aim high, right?

The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too sit in a pool chair next to a bowl of yogurts, biting my sunglasses while 9 men stand in a line looking at me.

Franis B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just wait a sec.. 1000 men? like when i have two men every weekend (friday night and saturday night) (100/104=9.6) i need around 10 years for all of them... Why would i wanna do this? give me the same amount in choclate please?

Franis B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just wait a sec.. 1000 men? like when i have two men every weekend (friday night and saturday night) i need around 9 years for all of them... Why would i wanna do this?

Demi Zwaan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF?! But on the other hand we have incels, who claim no woman wants sex with them. I'm sure a woman that has had 1000 men before 30 would bang an incel, no questions ask. But wait, maybe THOSE WOMEN DON'T EXIST?

comboplush
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But imagine how MEAN women are if they shag a thousand men but NOT the poster! Don't destroy his imaginary reason to hate on us, he wouldn't have anything left.

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comboplush
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for making the rest of us work even harder to compensate for your decision. ;)

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Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I've ever met an "average woman" in that case.

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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