There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork
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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Periods
If Only It Was That Easy
Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Let’s Go Girls
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Bet They Like It
This Post
Hmmm Yes Ironing
Not How Lesbians Work
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Found In My Facebook Memories
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Did You Know?
Saw On R/Memes
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
Not How Feminism Works
Still Not It
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot
As a female suicide survivor, i would tell him to go to hell. I've been there too.
Load More Replies...Since I don't get any of these things for free, I believe I'm eligible to cancel my period subscription
I actually feel bad for this person - obviously he's wrong, but if he cries and is told to man up, isn't that toxic masculinity and general social norms telling him that women and men can't feel the same things? The free sex bit is just weird...
Damn I kinda feel bad - seems like this dude just has a misplaced anger with toxic masculinity
Oh my god! My depression is cured! Thank you, random man on the internet!
Actually, He got a point, if men is depressed, they will told him to grown up and "be man"... Everyone have his rights to be sad, cry and be depressed if He had hard time, woman and even man. And their friends should comforted them both!
It's usually other men who tell him to be grown up & be a man.
Load More Replies...Woman have intense emotions but can't be depressed ?! Contradiction right there
Sounds like the people in his life are real aholes for just telling him to grow up. Plus he's a massive ahole for thinking women have everything handed to them and apparently can't be clinically depressed. This is an intense combination of stupidity and ahole.
" but not depression like us " Just... What?! This is like implying women are a different species lmao
Ok I'm gonna divert to a different but equally troubling cultural problem here.... Men aren't allowed to have feelings. He's obviously grown up in a toxic situation, and the male role models in his life have put him down for expressing emotion, and I don't know if I completely blame him for thinking women can't have depression since it's widely appropriate for women to openly express feelings. He needs to see a therapist. Badly.
Agreed. I’m concerned about the rage and hatred he’s displaying, though. Hopefully someone can help him, otherwise we may have just witnessed the birth of a serial killer.
Load More Replies...My ex was like that. He said he could be depressed as he's been through a divorce, and I had "nothing that serious to be sad about". Ok then dude, door is that-a-way, bye
Yeah - because depression always works in one way. Glad he's your ex - sounds like he's good at relationships.
Load More Replies...Hello. I recently discovered that I actually have clinical depression (hooray!). I am currently feminine. And I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU.
oh, well, i guess my depression is cancelled. the thing that has made me cry every day FOR THREE YEARS. the thing that drives people to kill themselves “isn’t real” honestly, this is just offensive
This mad me really mad. I have depression. I've been diagnosed. I've attempted. I've cut. I have depression because of some f*****g chemical unbalance and a mother who takes s**t out on me. I have a demon that lives inside my head and you're saying it doesn't exist. Some people are just stupid. You probably don't even have depression. Depression is a state of emptiness where you feel like c**p and you have trouble getting out of bed every morning. Depression is when you used to love doing something and now you avoid everything. Depression isn't a f*****g joke. It exists, and it can manifest in anyone, at anytime. I've had depression since I was 9 and I'm a woman. Now get the f**k out of here. I really need to stop reading these cuz I like wanna punch this guy in the face.
honestly, I am concerned for that- I hope everyone, man or woman, gets help if they need it. Saying "X can't have depression because X" is the kind of reasoning that makes people throw themselves off a bridge. If anyone needs to hear this... you are not alone, and you can cry if you need to. You won't see me judging you for it.
Load More Replies...I've been in the middle of my classroom, on the verge of a mental breakdown, holding back tears and no one, not even my friends sitting next to me, have batted an eye.
My scars, text messages, and search history say otherwise.
I'm a girl and when I cry I get stares and is told to grow up.
ive been going to therapy since i was four for my depression asshat, it runs in my family
Perhaps the pretty girls that HE sees gets a bit of this, but all the average-looking women that are completely invisible to him don't get any of that on a regular basis.
OK, f*****g EXCUSE ME??!! As a girl who attempted to slit her wrists from depression at 14, I volunteer to set up an event where every girl and woman can line up to kick this guy in the balls.
umm women should be allowed to be depressed because jack@##es like you are saying how much they get and then being treated poorly and abused
Okay, OP, where's my money, love, empathy, and everything? I'm still waiting.
Okay. Men should get more help. And yes, societal norms make men feel inadequate when they cry which is unfair, but NO women do not have everything! Life isn’t perfect for us either!
Oh everything makes sense now, I've never been depressed, the last 10 years have just been my intense lady emotions that turn on and off every 5 minutes. Of course.
No. Women can be just as depressed or even more depressed than a man. I know from experience.
This guy should go jump off a m***********g cliff if he's so depressed.
Damn people saying humans are evolving but it really look like some of us degrading back to monkeys
So what, every doctor who has ever diagnosed a woman with depression is an idiot? I, sir, believe you are the idiot.
Yep because that's how feelings work wait till he gets period hormones
I have been depressed in the past, so apparently I'm not female according to this guy's logic
idiot. i'm diagnosed with depression. by a doctor and a psychiatrist. i cut and i have suicidal thoughts sometimes. he needs to get his head out of his a*s and realize anyone can be depressed, REGARDLESS of sex.
Although I do agree that there is toxic masculinity that prevents a lot of men from showing vulnerability (I'm sorry if I'm wrong, correct me if I am), only my therapist and doctor can tell me things like this.
It looks like his list is of the things he doesn't have in his life but thinks they magically appear for women.
"I know people are just going to get angry...." Then STFU, genius. either your a moron, and you'll look moderately smarter, or don't even bother prefacing it, because clearly, your already know your wrong, or at least, that most people will think your wrong. either way.... you look smarter.
OMG, Somehow my "not clinical depression" wants to smack this guy in the face, with a chair. Oh, and he's giving me one thing... a huge headache
Didn't know it was a contest. Oh well, if I lost this one, I'm pretty happy about that. Wallow in your disrepair if it helps.
At first glance it sounds ridiculous, but if this is someone who is just coming up and not being given the support he thinks he needs especially when he sees females getting it, he may be of this misguided persuasion. Doesn't automatically mean he's a d**k.
i truly feel bad for this young man. He just needs to have more therapy and mention this to his therapist. Men also are encouraged to not ask questions about emotions, so that could be why he felt he had to take what he understood about men, and apply it to women.
I truly think that some men don't really believe that women are actually human.
Women are depressed because there are so many idiots like this man...
As a female depression sufferer, I can say that we can have it and it can be very bad.
I hope whoever wrote that can read this, and truly hear me when I say, I am sorry others don't let you cry... Please know that you have been terribly misinformed. That is not what life for "all women" is like. Don't resent women for it, some of them don't get to cry either. Not all of them have people there for them, rushing to help. I understand you're in pain, but that does not give you the right to pass this kind of judgement on others lives. Depression, in it's diagnosis form, is not an illness that cares what gender or roles you have in society. Depression doesn't care how many or how little friends you have. It doesn't care if you're male, female, young, old, rich or poor. You obviously have pain, and an illness, but taking your issues out on women is wrong, believing that they can't know that pain is simply incorrect- I hope you get help, and I hope in a couple years your life is better.
so I wonder if this guy realizes that studies with labrats show that if they're given everything they overbreed and become...psychotic. the study was actually more in the way of a study on overpopulation, using rats (given all the food and such they could want.) by the end... well, it would explain why the world feels like it's going to hell in a merry handbasket.
pretty sure... never mind. your right. if I were the goofy guy at Disney, I'd be pretty depressed too, after a while.
Load More Replies...There is a small kernel of truth buried among this self-pitying BS, and that is that men who cry and demonstrate sadness or depression are far too often told to "man up" and shamed for it. That's something we do need to fix. Men need care and concern for their darker and more painful emotions just as women do. But to suggest that women "can't be depressed" and "are given EVERYTHING" suggests a very superficial understanding both of what it's like to be a woman and what depression IS. It is possible to have everything in your life appear perfect to an outsider and still suffer from very painful depression, just as it's possible to have what appears to be the perfect life and still get cancer. Depression's a disease.
And as for women being "handed everything," I suspect he's looking at a small elite of very beautiful women - the only women these misogynistic types even seem to acknowledge exist at all as women - and seeing what he thinks they receive for their beauty, while ignoring the fact that they are often used, objectified, and abused just like the rest of us, maybe even more so in some ways,. It's easy enough for a bitter, angry guy to look at the attention a really pretty girl receives and assume that it includes empathy and love and concern for her feelings and well-being - but all too often, really pretty women are treated as objects to be sought after, begged for, fought over or bought, not really human beings. I hated being plain and fat and socially awkward as a teen and young adult - but I honestly think I might have suffered less for it, looking at the way I've seen guys treat pretty women.
Load More Replies...How about you take a s**t, then stick your head in the toilet buddy. Flush and repeat as necessary.
It's literally the precise opposite: women have significantly more cases of clinical depression than men, are more likely to commit suicide.
Wanna bet, jackass? If I didn't have my anti-depressant and anxiety pills I wouldn't be able to work.
Well, my depression is as real as a nail through my foot. May it be because I'm not given "EVERYTHING"?
Have you maybe tried some of the free sex that must be offered by all those volunteers to you right now?
Load More Replies...I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
Load More Replies...I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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