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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
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#1
Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
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#2
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
#3
Periods
#4
If Only It Was That Easy
#5
Thank You Tumblr
#6
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
#7
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
#8
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
#9
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
Carol Emory 5 years ago
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
#10
Let’s Go Girls
#11
Posted This On R/Historymemes
#12
Bet They Like It
#13
This Post
#14
Hmmm Yes Ironing
#15
Not How Lesbians Work
#16
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
#17
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
#18
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
#19
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
Andreas Rasmussen 5 years ago (edited)
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
#20
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
#21
Found In My Facebook Memories
#22
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Sally Appleton 5 years ago
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
#23
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
#24
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
#25
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
#26
Yeahhh Right
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
#27
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
#28
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
Mica Fiverline 5 years ago
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
#29
Did You Know?
#30
Saw On R/Memes
#31
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
#32
Not How Feminism Works
#33
Still Not It
#34
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
Kaisu 5 years ago
I would rather die than put my mouth anywhere near someone's feet, and I would rather die than apologise to a cheating bastard
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
If a man cheats, a woman needs to step on his foot on her way out the door...
Dream Wolf 5 years ago
When a egotistical self centred man child cheats...why do we have to apologise for your mess? Seriously. Oh dear. Someone needs a good scrub in the brain, and a slap. Who do they think they are, such entitlement.
Iris Engler 5 years ago
Just wow... if I would go to my knees in such a situation then at most to give that douchebag a headbang in his balls
Valerie Lessard 5 years ago
this made me f*****g vomit. Apologise to a cheater? No, I'd apologise to my fist for having to touch him after knocking him out.
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha omg I never never heard something stupid like this!! when you would cheat on me I would spit in your face say thank you and goodybe
Erika Jones 5 years ago
Wow, this is worst one yet. After my (now-ex) husband cheated on me, I remember an older female relative asked me if I felt humiliated. I was surprised by the question. Why would I feel humiliated by HIS bad actions? Incomprehensible.
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
Oh that's nothing when I called my ex husbands mom she said (and I quote) "so what it's just sex, you love eachother, get over it." I was speechless I laughed and told her "Wow, and yet your husband cheated and LEFT you to start another family.... so that's why (ex) thinks he's so entitled, YOU enabled ALL of his s****y choices. Nah, you can have his sorry a*s back. Thanks for raising a douche."
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SHSL Hope Bagel 4 years ago
ok but why? if a man cheats on you, he’s obviously the problem, and his girlfriend should go find someone who cares.
Sarah Kate Lamming 5 years ago
This makes me so angry. Why is it the woman's fault! Perfection is unobtainable, so this is saying men are allowed to cheat because a woman can't be perfect! This is crazy!
darubyprincess 5 years ago
when a man cheats, a woman should throw that man out of the house/window
Izsabelle Norby 5 years ago
B**ch you got me F**ked up.... you can suck my imaginary left nut that has dropped unlike yours.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
However, a real man would have enough self control to not cheat in the first place.
Katinka Min 5 years ago
This is the average religious cult teachings: Men are half-gods, women slaves. What I'm wondering is where the f*ck this picture came from??
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
Orrrrr we would throw their s**t on the front lawn and if you're LUCKY it won't be on fire when you come to get it. My personal favorite is to call the girl because you cheaters are r******d and think we won't find out and tell HER congratulations he is now YOUR problem, you wanna help wreck a relationship you now have full ownership rights. It's great when they're excited until they deal with the *real him and figure it out within a couple months. lol
Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago
Awww, he's sharing his fantasy of they way he wanted his last relationship to go.
Lucas 5 years ago
He needs to leave it there - probably the only sexual excitement he'll ever get again.
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phantom buni 4 years ago
Honey, you skipped my turn in monopoly, I know the drill, sarcasm btw
Malia Jeffers 4 years ago
This has made me officially lose hope in the future of the world. I’m afraid the sun will run away just from the inherent stupidity of men. (Joke, fyi.)
Living_Shadow 5 years ago
Yes I will kiss his m***********g feet for treating me like disposable trash good idea
Lily Dennard 5 years ago
And when a man cheats all women get to pull all their toenails off and then burn them. Who's with me!
Elizabeth Dunlop 5 years ago
Yep because that is how you ensure you stay with a s****y and dominant man FOREVER
Fiona Toms-Yarnton 5 years ago
And while you're there, lassie, bite his feet in half, so he can't follow when you walk away from that shitbag.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
Guys with these thoughts so richly deserve the social disease they have earned!
Imma Ulfdotter 5 years ago
I see myself as a real woman, and I wouldn't do that. Hell no! I would, in fact put a pencil up in the d**k of that bastard. Like, when I'm on my knees and he maybe think I'm going to kiss he's feet, and then "boom! you didn't see that coming!?" 😂
Toni Carroll 5 years ago
When a man cheats, a real woman would go on her knees, grabs a baseball bat and whacks his balls up to his neck
Sassy Angel 5 years ago
men who think that are gonna go cheat just to get knocked upside their heads.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
You're missing the point. Since they're never going to have sex anyway, incels figured out they might as well NOT have sex with submissive supermodels than NOT have sex with actual women.
deanna woods 5 years ago
I am not kissing a man's feet because he can't keep his junk in his pants.
Sophia Rowles 5 years ago
Some people need to learn how to live in the 21st century not the 1800s
Jolene Jolene 5 years ago
All these macho memes make me picture the guys who make them as 30+ year old virgins who live in their moms basement and hence can't be sexist.
Lenka Smetanová 5 years ago
If my imaginary man cheated on me, I will just leave him. He dont deserve me
Aisha Charnock 5 years ago
So, women are to treat their men like they are Jesus?! 😂 (For those who don't know, women who worshipped Jesus were allowed to wash his feet and kiss them, it was considered an honour too)
#35
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
Zenozenobee 5 years ago
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
#36
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
#37
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
#38
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
#39
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
#40
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
#41
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
#42
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
#43
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
#44
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Belinda Matson 5 years ago
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Dee Hunter 5 years ago
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
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John Louis 5 years ago
I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
Darko Pešić 5 years ago
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
Scotty Miller 5 years ago
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
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Terd Fergison 5 years ago (edited)
In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Derek Neibarger 5 years ago
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Gisele 5 years ago
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
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Tina Hugh 5 years ago
Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago
I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
Darla Johnson 5 years ago
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
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Steven Cook 5 years ago
Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
White Wolf 5 years ago
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
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Julia King 4 years ago
Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
Tralee Aylett 5 years ago
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Julia King 4 years ago
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
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Foxxy 5 years ago
Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
Arlene Gilmore 4 years ago
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
Chris Embardino 5 years ago
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
Ivan Aguilar 5 years ago
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
litalaney 5 years ago
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
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Lira Mai 5 years ago
You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Firework 4 years ago
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
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Gabrielle Daylano 5 years ago
I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
darubyprincess 5 years ago
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
deanna woods 5 years ago
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
Troux 5 years ago
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Isabel Betancourt 5 years ago
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Living_Shadow 5 years ago (edited)
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
Stina Kolling 5 years ago
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Kiwi Canuck 5 years ago
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
Kaisu 5 years ago
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
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Lucas 5 years ago
It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Dee Hunter 5 years ago
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies... John Louis 5 years ago
I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
Darko Pešić 5 years ago
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
Scotty Miller 5 years ago
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies... Terd Fergison 5 years ago (edited)
In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Derek Neibarger 5 years ago
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Gisele 5 years ago
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies... Tina Hugh 5 years ago
Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies... SirPatTheCat 5 years ago
I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
Darla Johnson 5 years ago
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies... Steven Cook 5 years ago
Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
White Wolf 5 years ago
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies... Julia King 4 years ago
Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
Tralee Aylett 5 years ago
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Julia King 4 years ago
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies... Foxxy 5 years ago
Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
Arlene Gilmore 4 years ago
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
Chris Embardino 5 years ago
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
Ivan Aguilar 5 years ago
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
litalaney 5 years ago
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies... Lira Mai 5 years ago
You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Firework 4 years ago
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies... Gabrielle Daylano 5 years ago
I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
darubyprincess 5 years ago
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
deanna woods 5 years ago
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
Troux 5 years ago
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Isabel Betancourt 5 years ago
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Living_Shadow 5 years ago (edited)
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
Stina Kolling 5 years ago
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Kiwi Canuck 5 years ago
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
Kaisu 5 years ago
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies... Lucas 5 years ago
It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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