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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

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So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

    To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

    Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

    Mohammad Azhaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ankle Chain is a common accessory among Indian Women. Didn't know so many of them were prostitutes and lesbians.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wear it on both ankles, so this jackass will probably assume, one is for lesbianism and other is for prostitution..

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    Parmeisan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized that we really made a mistake when we didn't call male prostitutes "prostidudes".

    Deep
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very difficult for me to understand since almost every woman I know have worn ankle chain at some point in their lives. It's a cultural thing for us. I used to wear when I was a kid and still do sometimes. My mother wears it. Infants both male and female are given these as gifts. And almost all women I know have nose piercing too (I don't).

    Jessica Shookhoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It makes no sense. I can't even begin to see how they got from a common jewelry accessory to assumptions about orientation and line of work. I guess some people have too much time on their hands

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    Art Tomboy
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    3 years ago

    I wear one from my best friend who died of cancer for f*** sake get rid of these people

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would i listen to a person, who can‘t spell properly anyways. Good, i used to wear one for years.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit wearing one because it would get caught in my shoes or socks but I’ll bring it back if it keeps creeps at bay

    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and bad spelling when trying to sound interesting is often a sign of low intelligence.....

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the fact that he implies/thinks LGBTQAP/etc.(?) is HORRIFYING. Go ahead and assume I'm in that group as if it's an insult so you'll stay away, whiny bitchweed. Thank you, Freya, and everyone else.

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    Larken
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *quickly buys a bunch of anklets to signify my queerness*

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know that normally my petty, narrow-minded, mansplaining advice matters so much to you, how dare you not listen now and keep on wearing those whore lesbian things ??? Pay me attention pliiiizzzz"

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk mine is to establish my connection with my sister because she made one that looks the same but colors are reversed

    Hannah M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some ancient cultures prostitutes would wear a chain of bells or something around their ankle, so it HAS been a sign of being a prostitute, but not really in the modern world

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my 10 year old cousins who have been wearing these since literally toddlers and my aunties are rather gay or Harlots?

    Corey Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have to keep an eye out for one of these. Sounds like lots of fun to me!!

    Bella10
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m concerned this had 1.9K likes?! Darn there must be a lot of lesbian hookers in India 😂

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wearing it on my both ankles now. Does that makes me both???!!!🤔🤔

    Shawn Barry
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the sign of a HotWife, a wife who screws other men in front of her husband

    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It means she is probably jail bait and you should leave her alone...

    Tara B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like, how do I convey that I’m a lesbian prostitute? Is that two anklets?

    Bonnie Edwards
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school, I heard this one. Then later, it became popular to wear them - cause they are totally cute. There were "life rules" being passed around all the time. Earrings, rings, hair cut, handkerchiefs (apparently, how you displayed your kerchief, advertised to people what kind of sex you liked... as if us pre-teens had any idea).

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a horrible lesbian or at the very least an uneducated one on the ways of the lesbian. I thought I had mastered the art but I have not one ankle bracelet! I must find my keys and go to the nearest ankle bracelet store stat!

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahaha WRONG AGAIN. And, from this it sounds like you have something wrong with the LGBT community? Orrrrrrrrrr are you just jealous that we can actually find someone who loves us, if we want?? Hm.

    Carmen Honacker
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing moronic statements like this, AND writing them with crappy grammar, tells me all I need to know

    Denise Jones
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was very young, the prostitutes in my home town identified themselves subtly by wearing an anklet. When they were unavailable (time of the month) they wore a slim bandage. It is so different nowadays. I am talking about 50-60 years ago. Perhaps this is where the unlightened person got the idea from.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just unfathomable to me that some men can make such ludicrous claims and expect to be taken seriously, particularly as their opinion reveals they’ve probably never even spoken to a woman before.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull Poop or something similar. Ankle bracelets just might feel nice, Fifty years ago only gay guys wore earrings, now lots of guys do. Sailors wore tats now they are a major business. Prisoners who were selling sex wore their pants below their asses, now tis popular with some. Get over your judgments, there's all kinds of people out their with all kinds of beliefs and likes. Stay cool and safe and make your own day nice. We do care.

    Tracy Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was a sign of a lady liking ankle jewelry... so i guess a man wearing one is a sign of a criminal onprobation?

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prostitude? Is that similar to a prostidude? Here’s one; if a man is wearing a watch he’s looking for a woman to pay by the hour. - I thought it, so it must be fact.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw, now i'm sad i have tree trunk ankles that are too big for anklets

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That old chestnut was doing the rounds when I was at school 40 years ago...

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps boys away, I will wear a rainbow one. I'm not gay, it's just that it keeps boys away more.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has several and she definitely likes my spam javelin.

    lucy dale
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will wear all the ankle bracelets to show my massive gayness

    Valley Girl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that's what they told this turd. They had good reason, no one tell him he's been fooled. I guess the late 80s early 90s must have been a terrible time to be a man.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this one is just trying to scare off the competition.

    Bean flavored Fujioshi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if it's 3 ankle bracelets i made with my sister...does that make me any of those things or someone that just had fun :/ I feel like this man would totally know

    deanna woods
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I repeat this again: wearing ankle chain is a sign of a person that knows what they like in fashion and goes with it.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next he'll be saying 'if there is one one each ankle they are a lesbian prostitute'.

    Meghna Mohan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind wearing these all over if it will throw off morons🤫

    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I've never heard this and I don't buy it. I love wearing them in the summer time. Makes me feel special.

    Bill
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    3 years ago

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    This warning only applies if worn on both the ankles and ears at the same time

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

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    "There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

    And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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    Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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    “According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

    I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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    Stephanie Johnson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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    Aroha
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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