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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

    To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

    Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

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    "There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

    And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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    “According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

    I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, nobody told me I don't have to pay for my meals and just need to charge it on a random incel

    Aroha
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country we go Dutch. A random date has never paid anything for me. In a loving relationship, sure, you want to buy each other things, but also that goes both ways.

    Stephanie Johnson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been the money maker so this just makes me want to feed this fool raw potatoes and popov vodka lmao....for the record I do not make more than 60 gs a year

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't change the fact that society expects men to pay more for dates than women. Why not speak out against that?

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    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so to cover up for the pay gap, just find a dumb guy, that let‘s you spent their money? great advice...

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To stupid to realize he just explained why the pay gap needs to close. Plus, this is OLD thinking, like up to and including the eighties, when I was young and poor, and going on dates was one of the ways I to have a full meal that day (though I wouldn’t torture myself by going on a date with just anyone). Those women would much rather pay for that s**t themselves, if only they made enough. Then they wouldn’t have to waste a whole evening with some asshole, instead of being able to enjoy it by themselves, or with friends—-people they actually WANT to spend it with.

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you had the option of getting a full meal. If you had been a man, you wouldn't have been able to find a woman willing to pay for a meal to go on a date with you.

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Even if inequality exists, it is widely compensated by sheer inequality".

    Meike H
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically, in order to make ends meet, any woman should take on a side job as a mistress/prostitute

    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... yeah, no. I pay my own way so that I don't feel any obligation towards my date. And I buy my own prezzies and pay cash when I can or make no more than 2 payments on a credit card. If it can't be paid off in 2 months, then I don't buy it. And I'm not talking a Coach handbag - I'm talking YSL and Louboutin.

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good for you, but there are many women who expect their boyfriends to spend more money on them than they spend on their boyfriends. It is something that isn't criticized enough in society.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, another golden oldie that was BS in the 1980s. I went to elementary and high school in Podunk, and guess what? You put this on a wall or pass it around, you got ten days suspension, in school, and had to write a fifteen-page paper on "Why I hate Girls". (Nuns have no mercy.)

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would a girl who wrote something negative about boys get ten days suspension and have to write a fifteen page paper?

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    Alfonso Leighton
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words for this one. It literally left me speechless. EDIT: Then again, 99% of this posts do.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe if the pay gap wasn't a thing, they'd be able to buy their own stuff.

    HammerzToe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all these years as I put my first husband thru collage, fixed my boyfriends cars (at my expense), did all the house repairs without aid for my second husband... mmm. Now I know. Thanks, I'm changing my evil ways as of now.

    Betsy Gee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My now husband and I often split the bill when dating. Other times he paid or I paid—it just depended on who had the money at the time. I do not expect my husband to buy me expensive jewelry. If we spend a lot of money on a gift, it’s usually practical. He bought me a moveable island-we have limited space-and I bought him a very nice, comfortable office chair because he works fro home often and needs something supportive. The egos of some men!...

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good for you, but on average men still spend more on dates than women. I think that if the situation was reversed, you'd see a lot of feminists speaking out against it. I wish they'd do it now despite the fact that men pay more.

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    Lea S.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman who bought herself a house and a car within the last two years. I was single. When's this magical boyfriend going to pop in and pay me back?

    Kirbi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe because we are human beings with lives? Oh sorry hun, I already forgot you didn't have a life! Spending most of your days in your basement in your mom's house or some other sh*t, making sexist comments on some app to get other no life sexists to agree with you. Go get a life

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather than insult him, why not think about the fact that it is more comment for men to spend more money on their dates than women do. Why not speak out against that social trend?

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    Deep
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Nobody just wants to waste their money on this person.

    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great thinking , not the fact big corps are taking the piss but males need more to spend on females , fkn moron

    GoofyGoober
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDNT ask for the stuff any of my bf’s gave me. THEY STILL GOT MAD AT ME WHEN THEY TREATED ME AS PROPERTY AND I BROKE UP WITH THEM. [insert heated insult here] AUEHSHSHUHHHUHH This post was brought to you by my f*****g horrible exes

    Michael Naretto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a woman asks you out, she pays. If you ask her out, you pay. Equality ya know...

    Lena Flising
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men ought to pay for girls' meals, as men are adults and girls are children; fathers should pay for their daughters' meals. Most women would probably rather have their own money, than be relying on someone else's benevolence in supporting them.

    Sarah Grape
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this might be why the gap exists, but it's also why it's dumb. if women were paid as much as men, they wouldn't need a man's money

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if...gasp...she doesn't have a boyfriend, girlfriend or husband?

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your assuming, one he has a GF whjichn I imagine you do n not. Two when he has a GF, the right guy appreciates and gifts cause he wants to. Or, he could just be rich. Then good catch.

    K Witmer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By this logic there shouldn't be any poor women in the world then.

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is far easier for a poor woman to find a richer man to marry than it is for a poor man to find a richer woman to marry.

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    Rustyn Birch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop hanging out with women/ people that behave that way. Also, stop being a money doormat. Fool.

    Jonathan Litton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if the sexists commenting spoke out against all the dating blogs telling girls they are queens who should never ha e to pay on dates or in anyway financially contribute to a male partner...

    El Dee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaay back in the old days the reason men paid for meals, drinks etc is that women would be paid about a third to a half less than a man in the same job. Add to that women were precluded from many higher earning jobs. It was therefore culturally acceptable for women to let men pay. Now, while we STILL have a paygap (although not quite as bad) women are insisting on paying their way. I don't doubt there are freeloaders, but there are freeloading men too..

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But most dating happens when people are young and men and women make about the same amount of money. I do want to get to a point where men and women spend the same amount on dating, though. Perhaps we can get to a point where women are just as likely to ask men out on first dates.

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    Nic Dudley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the reason for single women who don't like being in traditional relationships is........?

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they are in between relationships? I'm not sure what your question is.

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    Chenandoa
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, I'm single? And plan to stay that way my whole life?

    You are Beautiful (He, Him)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but what about all those men that give their partners A F*****G BUDGET! A F*****G AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY CAN SPEND! Oh you want a hairbrush? No dinner on monday. Like what the f**k.

    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But even in those cases, the man likely spends more on the woman than the woman spends on him. That's the problem.

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    Luke Oakridge
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does bring up the point that in society men are expected to spend more money on dates than women are. You know that if the reverse was true, it would be something that feminists would fight against. Why isn't that true when men spend more on dates?

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    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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    Aroha
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    Stephanie Johnson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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