What a weird thing to "brag" about.

So what kind of car does he drive?

Then don't read them, they are not about you.

That's the reason whe all should use banana for scale.

That is so rotten what an ass.

We seriously don't care.

Having received my junior school swimming (length) certificate, I felt compelled to comment on this, as if it was directly related to me.

Humble bragging.

Something tells me he’s never served

Perfectly done in the last comment.

She also initiated the flirting with “you’re fit btw” so throwing in the bf but was weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yikies. Stop hating on trans people and mind your own business

I... I think bingo might not be that bad, then...

Sounds like someone is insecure about there own intelligence and has resorted to something like that...

I bet you his next post went like this... just sign up here and you too can earn 200k a year!

Yeah, we don't care about where you are from!

So are we to assume he's looking fo a new mom?

That’s the neat part, it doesn’t

Wow...he's a catch!

and there we have the diet weirdo.

Well, there's a lid for every pot, as they say.

Step 1: ask a question. Step 2: don't give a f**k about the answer. Step 3: ceize the opportunity to talk about yourself.

Evidently... you do

sounds like a solid plan

'Lil "I thought I had appendicitis but I did not."

I hate social media....too many people trying to ‘One Up’ everyone else and soak up as much attention as possible

Maths and sweet home Alabama...

I think this person needs some kind of professional help...

You...you good there buddy? Sounds like you might need to see a doctor

Hour and a half showers… ok maybe my son isn’t that bad

Carrie bled in the showers, too. Look what happened to her.

Maybe he should stop talking showers

Yes you pay for water, but it's also about getting the water to you and maintaining that system.

Whaaaaat?!?!!?😱

So we just supposed to walk around becoming vampires by drinking water since "bLoOd Is WaTeR"

yoohoo, karen, you there? the process of getting clean water to you requires money - yes, MONEY

You need a doctor and probably therapy.

This sounds more like a cry for help. Hope this person gets to a doctor soon.

Actually you pay to maintain the pipes and for plants to clean water. If you don't like it go live near a water source and carry it from water source to your house.

Sounds like the emo posts I put on MySpace when I was 15.

He's a Toadie!

don't drink the water... there's blood in the water... i forget what song that's from.

Who in the world needs an hour and a half bath?

This sounds like someone with a mental illness. Also, in the U.S. if you don't have a well (and most urban and suburban people don't) you pay for water. In dry areas it can get pretty expensive.

I don’t know what your talking about my guy