wow good job

depression depression go away is a game that i know very well, without being an adult.

LOL

lol!

true

Foot soup! My favorite

That kid better watch out - parents are very good at the blackmail game, and sauce for the goose...

I hate ticks with a passion. I'm happy that I have a tick-eating opossum in my yard.

haha ur letting more in

that is not true btw.

there is always a problem!...

i mean it is a great choice even if it is long, but at least read the hobbit first!

This is my mom -_- omg min in her asleep

lol

Er... *confusion*

mwajaaajaaaahhaaaa

did anyone else notice that the name of the newspaper changed three times

umm well you can run so it won´t eat you.

WOW thats harsh

nooooo!!!!!!!!! those are the best shoes to have!

d'awwwww that's so cute!

ooh bubble tea

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screen time should be 10000000 hours JK 2 hours is the most

lollll

Sometimes I have nightmares that mold is growing on my arm

Read the mug.

Lol

when you tell your dat to "take a small bite"

do people actually do this?

Uhhh what someone please explain

wait I do this to my step dad I now feel bad for him

He/she meant that they want mommy's 'milk'

he has a banana laptop

That book tho.

My husband does this all the time. Of course he's the one who leaves a table spoon of whatever in the fridge

wait for them to discover the social media

My parents solved the problem of scribbling on walls by letting me draw on the walls in my closet. Whoever moved into our apartment after we left found some very interesting references to Star Trek.

The audacity

My then 5 and 6 year old daughters when I brought home a batch of my friend's 4 alarm chili. "I want some! I WAAANT some..." OK... Well, yeah, they tasted it... it kinda hit them because you could see the little wheels turning. They ran to the kitchen, asked Mom for a drink and back again 10 seconds later for more. I was once told by my 6 year old who went to wash crab spice off of a blue crab then came back and dipped it in hot sauce. "I like THIS kind of hot, not THAT hot!" They are now 35 and 36 and still love their spice.

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BADUMTISH

Don’t know if anyone noticed but the minute hand on the clock changes.