I know, right. How Dare she flaunt her carefree attitude and boundless joy in such a public setting. (lucky b***h)

Yes this is sometimes an important message for everyone to learn

Jerk chicken, beef jerky?

An X-rated story!

naw girl you a unicorn

That's possible too

Yes... been there hahaha... lucky escape :)

accurate.

Should be. Short and to the point; I like it

That is actually pretty sweet.

I mean, if you're losing either way, might as well be honest about it.

That's a fair deal

Someone can be really awesome and treat you really well and still be completely wron for you.

Speaking as a introvert...I feel you

Ouch. Just the thought of it hurts

had to laugh at this one--experience has taught me that the person i start dating lasts only about 3 months before the REAL person behind the facade begins to emerge. it can be good, it can be bad...it's all what you make of it

Life goals. ;)

Nothing to lose, right?

History is written by the winner.

That's good to know

Now this one I LOVE! They're all fantastic cartoons, please, give us more!

Just get married already. Grand total for our wedding: $2,000 - that's rings (plural), dress/suit, license, BBQ with the family in the backyard.

It's not true love until you survive the roaches-and-ramen period.

I found the opposite - if you're not feeling the chemistry after the first date, you never will, don't waste time waiting for it to happen no matter how "perfect" that person seems on paper. When I met my future wife for the first time (not on a date), I felt the chemistry immediately and by the time we had our first date, I knew I wanted to marry her.

Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

reminds me of a couple at my school: a guy bought his gf matching vans, expensive makeup(Ik bc I wanted it forever), hot chips, a huge thing of sunflowers,2 giant bags of jolly ranchers and a venti Starbucks

In denial of the fact that I am gay?

How could he?!!

there is not someone for everyone. I'm convinced of it.

Bad rep?

that is not a f*****g excuse

I don't understand this one.