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Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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#1

This Pressure Washer Guy

This Pressure Washer Guy

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#2

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

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#3

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

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#4

Safety First

Safety First

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#5

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

Sierra-US Report

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#6

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

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#7

Safety First, Sure

Safety First, Sure

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#8

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

pyepar Report

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#9

5 Minutes Break

5 Minutes Break

mserdarsanli Report

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#10

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

Fabricio Galicia Report

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#11

New Member On A Robotics Team

New Member On A Robotics Team

Lord_Nickyboi Report

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#12

So That's How They Do It...

So That's How They Do It...

Esstien Report

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#13

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

StuffyUnicorn Report

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#14

What Could Go Wrong?

What Could Go Wrong?

ThreeFingeredTypist Report

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#15

Welding Protection

Welding Protection

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#16

It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home

It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home

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#17

Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets

Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets

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#18

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

shakhaki Report

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#19

Demolition Man

Demolition Man

semiconductor101 Report

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#20

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

DeePeDow Report

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#21

This Will Be Just Fine

This Will Be Just Fine

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#22

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

FloridaGuy94 Report

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#23

No Ladder Needed

No Ladder Needed

smoko_feed Report

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#24

Normal Day In Portugal

Normal Day In Portugal

Vasco_da_Gamba Report

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#25

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

ta2kev Report

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#26

How To Use Cement Machine

How To Use Cement Machine

O-shi Report

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#27

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

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#28

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

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#29

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

PLS__PM_YOUR_TITS Report

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#30

Yeah, I Think That's Right

Yeah, I Think That's Right

DJLiMitless Report

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#31

DJ Fire Hazard

DJ Fire Hazard

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#32

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

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#33

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

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#34

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

Durgals Report

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#35

Unbelievable

Unbelievable

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#36

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

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#37

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

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#38

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

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#39

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

GhostalMedia Report

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#40

Yeah That Should Be Fine

Yeah That Should Be Fine

Dalexes Report

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#41

Saw This Guy Beach-Bound On Rt. 1 In Delaware

Saw This Guy Beach-Bound On Rt. 1 In Delaware

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#42

Firework Shooters

Firework Shooters

Zydepoint Report

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#43

Watch And Learn, Boys

Watch And Learn, Boys

Bigchlebowski89 Report

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#44

Natural Selection In Action

Natural Selection In Action

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#45

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

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#46

Ready For Lift Off

Ready For Lift Off

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#47

Well, Sh*t

Well, Sh*t

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#48

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

camillo_golgi Report

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#49

That's Just Unsafe

That's Just Unsafe

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#50

5 Point Seat Belt

5 Point Seat Belt

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#51

Genius

Genius

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#52

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

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#53

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

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#54

Working Class Hero

Working Class Hero

augenwiehimmel Report

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#55

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

Lost4468 Report

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#56

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

xrri Report

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#57

No Steps? No Problem

No Steps? No Problem

xmastreee Report

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#58

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

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#59

Safety First

Safety First

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#60

These Smarty Pants

These Smarty Pants

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#61

Yeah, Why Not

Yeah, Why Not

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#62

Intense Construction Guy

Intense Construction Guy

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#63

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

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#64

Why Women Live Longer...

Why Women Live Longer...

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#65

Don't Worry, I'm Holding You

Don't Worry, I'm Holding You

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#66

I Don't Even Have Words For This One

I Don't Even Have Words For This One

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#67

Gotta Change A Lightbulb Somehow

Gotta Change A Lightbulb Somehow

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#68

Safety First

Safety First

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#69

Just A Few More Inches, Almost Got It

Just A Few More Inches, Almost Got It

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#70

As Long As We Watch Him He'll Be Fine...

As Long As We Watch Him He'll Be Fine...

kambian Report

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#71

Accident Waiting To Happen

Accident Waiting To Happen

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#72

Boss Said Get It Done

Boss Said Get It Done

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#73

What Is The Hazard Pay Like?

What Is The Hazard Pay Like?

notMEdude73 Report

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#74

No Way This Could Go Wrong

No Way This Could Go Wrong

StrictLime Report

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#75

At Least He Managed To Cut It Off

At Least He Managed To Cut It Off

D5R Report

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#76

Don't Bother Taking It Down, I Got It

Don't Bother Taking It Down, I Got It

jedrekk Report

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#77

Fixing An AC Compressor On A Level 28 Ledge

Fixing An AC Compressor On A Level 28 Ledge

torosalmon Report

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#78

When The New Kid Complains That He's Cold

When The New Kid Complains That He's Cold

RiverlandKnucklehead Report

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#79

DIY Helmet

DIY Helmet

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#80

Saw This At A Supermarket

Saw This At A Supermarket

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#81

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

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#82

Well, What About The Old Piece Of Wisdom "Don't Cut The Branch You Are Sitting On"?

Well, What About The Old Piece Of Wisdom "Don't Cut The Branch You Are Sitting On"?

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#83

All These Grain Explosions And I'm Like...

All These Grain Explosions And I'm Like...

Whitlow14 Report

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#84

"I Don't Care How You Do It, Just Get The Job Done"

"I Don't Care How You Do It, Just Get The Job Done"

TheSnoz Report

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#85

Had A Beer With This Guy Before I Watched Him Scale And Live Wire The Light In... Should I Buy Him A Beer Before He Heads To The Next One Just Incase It's His Last Beer?

Had A Beer With This Guy Before I Watched Him Scale And Live Wire The Light In... Should I Buy Him A Beer Before He Heads To The Next One Just Incase It's His Last Beer?

iTravelLots Report

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#86

Nothing To See Here

Nothing To See Here

jpjaffe91 Report

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#87

Just Gettin' Er Clean

Just Gettin' Er Clean

CavedogRIP Report

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#88

The Rare One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-On-A-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder In The Wild

The Rare One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-On-A-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder In The Wild

PherickMcCracken Report

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#89

Welding 11 Stories Up While Standing On A Piece Of Wood Extended Off The Edge Of Building (Quito Ecuador)

Welding 11 Stories Up While Standing On A Piece Of Wood Extended Off The Edge Of Building (Quito Ecuador)

oizown Report

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#90

This Cone Shall Keep Me Safe

This Cone Shall Keep Me Safe

ZaphodBrox42 Report

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#91

That'll Do It

That'll Do It

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#92

Chinese Health And Safety At Its Finest

Chinese Health And Safety At Its Finest

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#93

Yeah, Looks Totally Safe

Yeah, Looks Totally Safe

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#94

I Think I'll Just Tie Off Right Here

I Think I'll Just Tie Off Right Here

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#95

Spotted Doing 65 On The Highway

Spotted Doing 65 On The Highway

MapCavalier Report

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#96

Nah, We Don't Need To Rent A Truck, I'll Just Stand On The Edge And Hold It

Nah, We Don't Need To Rent A Truck, I'll Just Stand On The Edge And Hold It

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#97

My Dad Is Working Abroad In Turkey He Sends Me This Guy Working 7 Stories Up

My Dad Is Working Abroad In Turkey He Sends Me This Guy Working 7 Stories Up

L14MGREEN Report

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#98

Roofers Being Roofers

Roofers Being Roofers

mkilp001 Report

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#99

Now That's Using Your Head

Now That's Using Your Head

StuffyUnicorn Report

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#100

In The City Of Osh, I Caught This

In The City Of Osh, I Caught This

OmziKhan Report

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#101

Safety First

Safety First

danteafk Report

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#102

No Scaffolding Needed

No Scaffolding Needed

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#103

Anatomic Eye Protection

Anatomic Eye Protection

Open_Game Report

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#104

Straight Out Of My Hometown

Straight Out Of My Hometown

Sam-TheSpaceMan Report

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#105

What Could Go Wrong

What Could Go Wrong

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#106

He Has 3 Points Of Contact So He Will Be Fine

He Has 3 Points Of Contact So He Will Be Fine

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#107

How To Shave With An Axe

How To Shave With An Axe

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#108

Morning Commute To Work

Morning Commute To Work

Bad_Wolf420 Report

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#109

Clamped Broken Railing For Bonus

Clamped Broken Railing For Bonus

A_Bridgeburner Report

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#110

Doing The Splits Over Rebar. Not The Best Idea

Doing The Splits Over Rebar. Not The Best Idea

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#111

No Protection. This Guy Is Operating A Concrete Saw With No Eye Or Hearing Protection

No Protection. This Guy Is Operating A Concrete Saw With No Eye Or Hearing Protection

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#112

Line Workers In Myanmar Are Hardcore

Line Workers In Myanmar Are Hardcore

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#113

Medieval Jousting Fan In Athens, Greece

Medieval Jousting Fan In Athens, Greece

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#114

Let's Paint Some Walls

Let's Paint Some Walls

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#115

My Mate Changing A Light Bulb On His Coffee Shop. No Ladder Needed

My Mate Changing A Light Bulb On His Coffee Shop. No Ladder Needed

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#116

OSHA, Where You At!?!

OSHA, Where You At!?!

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#117

Where Vegetables Come From

Where Vegetables Come From

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