I would demand a huge detour while in this car!

when your bag has a better day than you.

Good sense of humor makes life fun , even for those with disabilities !

Even bobby pins!

Oh dear.. evil morty got voted down for having different music tastes...the internet is a weird place.

clever!

I have so many questions.

We had that same car! In 1982!

that, is pretty darn awesome.

Love the hand

Quick thinking !

If this would be a political maxim, the world would be a better place.

Expectation management.

i'll take a very long ride just to play lel

Yes, Dubai...

maybe Dinesh used apple maps.

Best $4.28 spent ever lol

Who can blame him ?

You know, somehow it makes me feel sad :/ I'm just happy with a nice driver, polite... funny is a plus, but I certainly don't need them to turn into a mobile-grocery store just tu fulfill my desires and get 5 stars. I don't give a c**p about sweets and sour patch, I just want someone nice, period.

legit thought I was the only one who did this.

I guess as the driver I would barely be able to see the street but it surely is cool.

Soooooo... either a hitman, fence or drugdealer?

All the stars for Abdul

Transferred butt heat.

His kids helped decorate.

Love this guy. Laughed soooo hard at this

NES beats n64 in my world

What do you mean "no thanks"? You either get where you're going or you're famous for being the first person killed by a driverless Uber. Win/win!

Next time, sit in the front, not in the back! :)

Hot damn that was smooth

those are such a nice helpers man not just a uber driver

yeah, how did you miss?

Loyality...

Is your driver wearing anything more than a watch?

I wonder how many peoples last words were "watch this!"

Your Uber driver just made walking look a thousand times more appealing

so... a cowboy hat face

You do not seem to be lauhing. And actually, this tells you about the hardships of earning money by driving people around for a living...

You don't get into Valhalla dying like that.

Love Rick and Morty

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