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Matt Benedetto checking in – the internet’s favorite unnecessary inventor, with my newest inventions that solve problems that don’t really exist. You may find any one of these inventions possibly useful but I can guarantee they are entirely unnecessary. I have spent the past few weeks carefully crafting each invention from my design studio in Burlington Vermont!
No one was asking for these inventions to be created, but I have taken it upon myself to bring these creations to life – whether you like it or not. Now tell me what would your Unnecessary Invention be if you were in charge (which you aren’t).
Be sure to to check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here and here to really see how much of a genius I am.
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Avocado On A Stick™️
Every millennial loves avocado toast!
Now make your favorite snack faster than ever at home or on the go…on a stick!
Save time every morning with your favorite breakfast meal
FingerTrack™️
These days your fingers need to make it through a full day texting on your smartphone so it’s more important than ever to get a true full body work out. Build muscle and burn calories in your fingers so they are ready to go any time!
The Century Charger™️
Meet this revolutionary 100 foot long iPhone Lightning Charging Cable. Whether you are wandering around your house, heading to your neighbors, or just taking care of business – just take a few minutes each day untangling any knots to be charging anywhere and everywhere.
Cuisine Curtain™️
Enjoy your 5-star meal in complete privacy.
Attach this personal curtain to your nose to cover your mouth during any meal and never worry about chewing with your mouth open.
Quickly slide it open during conversation or a phone call with ease.
The FingerBeanies™️
Get rid of those cold fingertips when you are out and about!
Slip one of these cozy beanies over each finger and avoid dangerous frostbite.
Hide-A-Jack™️
You no longer need to be embarrassed when using your older model smartphone that clearly still has a headphone jack.
This handy keychain slides directly in to discretely hide it when you just want to just feel like everyone else with an iPhone X.
StickyKicks™️
Stand your ground whether you are stuck in a hurricane, holding your place in a crowd, or just not doing anywhere anytime soon!
These suction cup platforms attach to any one of your favorite shoes. Kick those sticky situations goodbye!
The BurritoTrough
Whether you are on the go or having a lazy day, quickly and easily fill up on your favorite Mexican meal.
Enjoy a delicious burrito hands-free! Don’t forget the Guac!
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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
You’re hurting the monsters’ feelings. Lochness is crying! Don’t compare these innocent beasts to something so foul.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
What I love about all of your posts is that look of determination on your face. As if you're saying, "we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either way, we are going to be using the burrito trough."
Alia G. 5 years ago
The avocado stick looks like something I'd buy honestly. Like something from one of those buzzfeed articles "20 products that'll change your life"
debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)
much better than the days of landline phones with spiral cords always getting tangled...and never being long enough! yeah, i know it's not really available
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Bobbi Newell 5 years ago
I used to wear finger beanies as a kid. Oh wait, they were black olives. Nevermind...
earringnut 5 years ago
Don't forget the finger sweat bands in the treadmill pic.
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okpkpkp 5 years ago
Only two percent of the world's population has green eyes. Me included.
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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
Perfect for cleaning the ceiling! 3F64139F-A...090e9.jpeg 
Lauren Kaufmann 5 years ago
The avocado on a stick is innovative, turn everything into avocado toast etc.
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
I don’t see how the long phone charger is a bad thing lol. I’d kill someone for a charger that long.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
I liked the last set of inventions, particularly because he made the 'finglonger' from futurama XD
Dancer_Thing 5 years ago
Omg these are really funny if they were real and people could by them then...XD
rachel_s89 5 years ago
You need to sell or pitch your ideas to Archie McPhee out in Seattle. They've been making novelty and gag gifts like these for years and would fit right into their inventory catalog!
Elisabeth Bergbom 5 years ago
These are all hilarious, my favorite one is the cuisine curtain though!!
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago (edited)
If you've ever had Reynaud's Syndrome you'd KILL for those finger beanies!
Péter Rózsahegyi 5 years ago
You have too much time with that 3D printer :))) The Avocado On A Stick™️ is not that useless... :)
lyra vincent 5 years ago
I would actually buy the super long charger cable...like...who needs a portable charger?
Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
The finger track would be very useful for... certain kinds of people ;). And the fingerbeanies? Exquisite! Very good. Very good.
✎Kinda_Scarlett 5 years ago
Oml I am loving these inventions. I think that these are my favourite inventions yet! Keep them coming ^^
Damsel in the Dark 4 years ago
i would buy anything from this list. Except for the Cuisine Curtain
Funtime Foxy 4 years ago
I wish my iPad had a headphone jack because I have a really nice pair of earbuds and they aren't wireless, so I use bulky Bluetooth headphones. VALUE THOSE HEADPHONE JACKS BECAUSE AIR PODS ARE THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING WIRELESS EARBUDS AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!
mild anxiety! at the disco 5 years ago
The finger beanies are actually a good idea tho!! Also his eyes are a stunning color
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 years ago
Thank god there are fake products... they are fake, right?
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
Anytime I'd breastfeed any of children if I saw some a$$&@/3 roll his eyes I'd make a point to sit RIGHT NEXT to him. I'd whip that breast out and loved seeing their face get redder and redder as my child would make that, "Nom, mom, nom" sound. Lol
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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
You’re hurting the monsters’ feelings. Lochness is crying! Don’t compare these innocent beasts to something so foul.
Load More Replies... CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
What I love about all of your posts is that look of determination on your face. As if you're saying, "we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either way, we are going to be using the burrito trough."
Alia G. 5 years ago
The avocado stick looks like something I'd buy honestly. Like something from one of those buzzfeed articles "20 products that'll change your life"
debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)
much better than the days of landline phones with spiral cords always getting tangled...and never being long enough! yeah, i know it's not really available
Load More Replies... Bobbi Newell 5 years ago
I used to wear finger beanies as a kid. Oh wait, they were black olives. Nevermind...
earringnut 5 years ago
Don't forget the finger sweat bands in the treadmill pic.
Load More Replies... okpkpkp 5 years ago
Only two percent of the world's population has green eyes. Me included.
Load More Replies... Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
Perfect for cleaning the ceiling! 3F64139F-A...090e9.jpeg
Lauren Kaufmann 5 years ago
The avocado on a stick is innovative, turn everything into avocado toast etc.
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
I don’t see how the long phone charger is a bad thing lol. I’d kill someone for a charger that long.
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
I liked the last set of inventions, particularly because he made the 'finglonger' from futurama XD
Dancer_Thing 5 years ago
Omg these are really funny if they were real and people could by them then...XD
rachel_s89 5 years ago
You need to sell or pitch your ideas to Archie McPhee out in Seattle. They've been making novelty and gag gifts like these for years and would fit right into their inventory catalog!
Elisabeth Bergbom 5 years ago
These are all hilarious, my favorite one is the cuisine curtain though!!
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago (edited)
If you've ever had Reynaud's Syndrome you'd KILL for those finger beanies!
Péter Rózsahegyi 5 years ago
You have too much time with that 3D printer :))) The Avocado On A Stick™️ is not that useless... :)
lyra vincent 5 years ago
I would actually buy the super long charger cable...like...who needs a portable charger?
Reilly Beryll 5 years ago
The finger track would be very useful for... certain kinds of people ;). And the fingerbeanies? Exquisite! Very good. Very good.
✎Kinda_Scarlett 5 years ago
Oml I am loving these inventions. I think that these are my favourite inventions yet! Keep them coming ^^
Damsel in the Dark 4 years ago
i would buy anything from this list. Except for the Cuisine Curtain
Funtime Foxy 4 years ago
I wish my iPad had a headphone jack because I have a really nice pair of earbuds and they aren't wireless, so I use bulky Bluetooth headphones. VALUE THOSE HEADPHONE JACKS BECAUSE AIR PODS ARE THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING WIRELESS EARBUDS AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!
mild anxiety! at the disco 5 years ago
The finger beanies are actually a good idea tho!! Also his eyes are a stunning color
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 years ago
Thank god there are fake products... they are fake, right?
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
Anytime I'd breastfeed any of children if I saw some a$$&@/3 roll his eyes I'd make a point to sit RIGHT NEXT to him. I'd whip that breast out and loved seeing their face get redder and redder as my child would make that, "Nom, mom, nom" sound. Lol
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