Every cat ever..

Don't worry! He's fine!

Cats help with anything.

d a n k

Actually, my grandmother was wearing Orange Blossom perfume one summer and, whilst riding the El in Chicago, a bee flew into the car at a stop and stung her in the throat. She never wore that perfume again.

That was an unexpected twist..

awww!

Thanks, God

Oh no... How large is that bottle??

me when i see abug

Aw! Pepito is adorable.

haha! showing off, is he?

Every good deed counts

The salesman looks decidedly unamused. Poor guy :)

RiP plant

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Good point. Totally understandable

me when my mom tries something on my hair...

Feeling like you're under microscope or on stage

*cue Jaws theme*

Every time and again and again and again

did the cat wake her up

Mhmm... sure...

when wrong and right agree

Remote sick day?

It's a vicious predator called adulthood. It sneaks up on the unwary, draining their energy and inflicts them with a whole host of other unpleasant diseases.

has anyone ever done this

really had me there XD

wow...just wow

I thought the new date was going to be with Pepito instead of alone