Every time

... and wears black socks with sandals.

You a Swede? 😅🤭

The birds are looking around, trying to decide which car to poop on.

He mustn't have been stone cold sober when creating humans, either. Plenty of design flaws, inside and out. The ones between the ears are the worst.

eat 300'000 moths? (according to another BP post)

If it works, it works

Oh, darn the bad luck.

resting bear face? 🙃

This.

Perfect harmony with the Universe.

"But first ju just need to remember to do this important thing! But you'll remember, right?"

Read

"Eventually, you do plan to have chameleons your chameleon tour, right?

Princess Bride quotes get an automatic upvote. I don't make the rules.

🎶 When you're not with the food you love, love the food you're with.

silos?

Friends would be an improvement over the abusive relationship of the last century, or so.

"Sorry, but they are HP, and I'm fresh out of Yellow!"

"This is not my beautiful house" https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?t=80