I Put Chaos, Hilarity And Frustration Of The Motherhood Into These Witty Comics

My cake! You already ate yours!

I really like the "I've always carried you around" part ❤

Lol actually sharing food/sweets with my daughter is my favorite thing to do! If anyone else tries to take some of my food/sweets though, we're gonna have problems! :P

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You don't share the same blood supply for 9 month.

It's true. You are the center of their world.

Awww

Wow. This is incredibly true. Really makes you think

insomniacs and night owls are with you too (as well as other parents of course)

this makes me so sad - it is exactly what life is like :( :( My children are all grown up and I miss them desperately

"Charlie and Lola" gave me an accent when I was little.

"Take better care of myself" We always seem to put that on the back burner.

Spot on!!!

Good luck getting a kid to eat anything "exotic", lol!

Which is why little kids should have pockets, and moms should remember to empty them at wash time. Oh, the things I found...

I say yes, but then you have to ride your scooter because I am not an octopus!

I'd tell him to use his manners lol

Solid advice!

My neighbors are listening...sorry but its not all sunshine and roses, you do lose your s**t sometimes!

I wish my neighbors would take this advice, their little girl complains about being hungry so often I'm tempted to feed her myself!

Never fails.

Every darn time!

I'm not a mom yet, but I know I was a horrible baby/child in terms of sleep (nights). For about the first 3 (I am ashamed!) years of my life, I began crying as soon as my parents fell asleep at night. And began sleeping as soon as my dad (early in the morning) had to leave for work. They could sit up with me all night long and I would play and be happy (they tried a few times, by being with me in the room). But as soon as they started to drift off at night, I began crying. I feel terrible for this still! I hope when my significant and I are (hopefully, you'll never know) able and ready to have a child, the child will be a much better sleeper than I was!

Just shower, they wont die from a cry!

First shower I had when my daughter came home from the hospital. Was her in her swing in my bathroom because I had no clue I could actually leave her alone in her crib.

true XD

Where'd you find a dragon pencil sharpener? I want one!

lol

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Missed the point

Don't sweat the little things...

Jesus Christ thou, do not drink and breastfeed!

Now I'm wondering if they make baby wigs..

Don't forget documents, taxes and bank account managements. Those administrative things make me feel very much like an adult. Once I have to do these myself, I realised I took it for granted that my parents did it for us kids.

Don't forget spare batteries!

But, those things that make you feel like an adult are things that comes with the things that should make you feel like an adult. With the house mortgage comes spare light bulbs and weed killers, with giving birth comes packing lunches, with marriage comes matching pj's, etc.

S**t i forgot to wash them

Anything that's forbidden, it seems.

When serving dinner I would tell my son NOT to eat them, turn away, turn back -- all gone!

I just act like he can't have them because they are mine. Suddenly a toddler runs off with a whole carrot to the other room and eats it like a hamster so I can't have it back. Cute, unless I am actually trying to utilise it for part of dinner!

Ditto, two kids in two years, no problem getting back in my skinny jeans

yes true :(

Very true

After 1 bite of onion, he'll be asking "Where's that cake?"

I made my 11-year-old son a wedding cake for his birthday this year. Yes, three tiers, strawberry, vanilla and caramel, black and white with pink tulips cascading down the side ^_^

Yep, finish off the bottle.

... now I feel bad for always making my mom play with the worst toys... I'm 30!!

we solve that problem at home... we don't iron

i go out of my way to buy clothes that don't need ironed

I have these products.....they NEVER get used hahaha