This should be higher! And BP should be inspired, to stop censoring!

I have no idea how some people passed driver's ed.

Luckily, you can still operate a lathe with only one arm.

These kinds of vets are f*****g angels

I upvote this collection

Stupid thing ate my finger tip. If you ever find a body with 9.2 finger prints:it could be me

These things are evil. Very effective, but evil. I work in a kitchen in the summer, and I will not let any of the teenagers use the mandolin.

Never knew they were called this so I thought it was referring to a tool used by mandolin makers. And was like... how many mandoliniers is it usual to know?

Have one with ceramic blade, one of the worst thing in the kitchen! 🙀🪓

I too am a victim of a mandolin 🤣 so many people have lost bits to these things

My mandolin is safer than my main knife. I respect the mandolin and take more care when using it, and wear cutting gloves when necessary. I'm far less respectful of my knife - and also, the knifes movement isn't controlled in the way that sliding a cucumber down the shaft against the blade is - the knife can go anywhere! And my knife isn't good - it isn't sharp, so I use more force. I actually bought new, better, sharper knives recently and was shocked how much easier snd SAFER they were to use.

I bought one and the second time I used it,I sliced my finger so I threw in the back of a cupboard. My brother saw it and asked if he could have it. I warned him it was evil and gave it to him. HE DID THE SAME THING! It went in the bin.

i have a friend who kept cutting her fingertips with hers and she didn't do well with cut resistant gloves. small hands made for hard to fit gloves, resulting in difficulty getting a grip on her veggies. one day i found cut resistant finger-only covers for her and apparently they are MUCH better if you can't get gloves in your size.

My family used to have one. My mom got rid of it because it made her feel unsafe.

The Amputator 2000 makes kitchen slicing a breeze! However, I only score it as an 8 because it chopped off the other 2 fingers

Bought one, returned it. I'll use my knife despite the extra time

Ditched mine after losing the side of my thumb to it.

Take a look at how Jeremy Clarkson lost a chunk on „Clarksons Farm“

Made my fingers hurt for a second oof

Dint mess with them!

Well, I have a gas stove and a miter saw.

Should this be in the CIA post instead? 😬

Don't mix cleaning products!

The leading causes of household deaths are poisonings, and large life insurance policies.

...ist dein Sanitäter in der Not...🍷🚨 🥃

Never try to cut a liquor bottle with one of these saws because the gin is miter than the board.

I choose death by bacon please.

Any gas stove that doesn't have a cut-out if there's no flame needs consigning to the waste heap. Such a basic safety requirement has been in place for decades.

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Vice President Dan Quayle.

LEGO. It's a mass noun. A box of Lego, a Lego brick.

How has no one said guns yet or is that just a USA thing

Diabetes and sugar are also dangerous.

They're not the breed you have to watch out for. They CAN be aggressive if poorly socialized/poorly trained, and obviously yes, they can be trained to do bitework/schutzhund. But they're herding/shepherd dogs at their core (similar to GSDs.) They're not the breed with the highest fatal bite/attack rate out there. I have a Malinois, and yes, he's 50 lbs of pure muscle. But with good socialization and training, I'd trust him around a child. There are other breeds that I wouldn't.

Isn't the Internet already free because what I pay AT&T for is the use and maintenance of their equipment?

I had to look that up! It's deadly due to the risk of rollovers...much more so than the slightly smaller Yukon.

I give up, using it for a bludgeon?