ADVERTISEMENT

Conspiracy theories are still alive and well in the year of our lord 2024. 54% Americans, for example, believe that Lee Harvey Oswald did not definitely or probably did not act alone in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

But there are some conspiracy theories so silly that it's hard to believe anyone would think they're true. One person recently asked online, "What’s the most absurd conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?" And people had all sorts of answers, from the moon being a hologram to JFK's head just bursting open on its own. So don't hesitate and scroll away for some conspiracy entertainment!

#1

That a reality TV game show clown, who committed sexual assault and ran a fraudulent charity and a fraudulent university, and ripped off blue collar contractors, had a presidential election "stolen" from him.

HHoaks Report

RELATED:
    #2

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard There is an underground group of billionaires controlling the world

    Buddy, there's already an above ground group of billionaires controlling the world.

    Thomas_Chinchilla , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    #3

    The profits will trickle down.

    AOCMarryMe Report

    #4

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Last year when the Chinese lunar rover saw that strange square rock out in the distance, I heard some people claim that it was the stage they used to fake the moon landings. On the moon…

    Yeah, it turned out to be just a rock.

    Bicentennial_Douche , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Manana Man
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the easiest way to fake the moon landing is to go to the moon? Wait a second...

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Flat earthers. I don't think they actually believe, I think they are all just trolling us.

    ISpewVitriol , wikipedia Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best argument I've ever heard to refute this nonsense: If the world were flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically a cult. They don't really believe it but apparently the admissions gain free access to perks.

    Bernd Herbert
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a cult. You can show them any compelling evidence of the shape of our planet they won't accept it.

    Load More Replies...
    Wilma Eykelhof
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They marketed one of their conventions as a "global" event. I died

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was photoshop: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/flat-earth-society-facebook/

    Load More Replies...
    Dina
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't any of these flat earth nuts point out the edge to the rest of us?

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember them trying to do some experiment with lasers or something once to disprove the curvature of the earth. They accidentally proved that the earth is round and never talked about it again 😂 like ostriches with their heads in the sand. you can find it on YouTube

    Load More Replies...
    Terran
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having spent a lot of time getting to know flerfer ideas, I can assure, most of them are in fact not trolling us.

    LSD
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do flat earthers believe that other planets are flat too, or just earth?

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in many a psychiatric facility and I never once met someone who believed the earth was flat. It is amazing to me that people can "out crazy" people in psychiatric facilities.

    Load More Replies...
    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's flat. For millions of years there were huge dinosaurs stomping all over it. Stands to reason it would be flattened.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sad people just want to belong to some group. I guess there's a slot for every peg.

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Founders certainly don't (didn't, in case they passed) believe it, many are there for laughs, the remaining ones probably have certifiable mental health issues.

    Bill Allen
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It spun my head around when my own younger sister posted on Facebook flat earth propaganda and, when I asked, admitted that she believe in the flat earth theory. Sometimes you have family that you heed to keep at arms length. 😂🤣😂🤣

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real question - where do they think the edge is? And what's on the other side?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, they absolutely do believe it. It's the same as the flat earthers of the Victorian era - most ordinary people do not have the education or access to any instruments that can show them evidence directly to their own eyes, so are using what they can see and have access to as evidence due to belief that a lot of statistics and science are not being truthfully conveyed to ordinary people.

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon, the sun, the stars moving across the sky, and the horizon are not evidence they can see with their eyes?

    Load More Replies...
    Joshua Macdonald
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. That one rich dude blew himself up on a homemade rocket to prove it. They might really believe

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no. They do believe it’s flat. I have an alarming amount of flat earthers in my maternal family.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture looks like half a wheel. Cold air is heavier than hot air, so in this model the air from the polar ice cap and the rim would flow to the deepest places, aka the equator, and pool there, making the tropical rain forests actually colder than temperate regions.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a few. And yes, they genuinely believe it - are teaching it to their kids as reality. 🙄

    Rtblast66
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously don't know anything about Aristotle. And , oh yes the Catholic Church, I think only acknowledged Galileo's heliocentric model in 1992. So backward.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flat-earthers BETTER believe it! I'm not knocking all their stuff off the edge for my health, you know.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a flat earther but this picture is awesome! It's like playing roulette (or is it black jack?)

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused as if the Earth is flat, why it's still a circle, not rectangular or some other weird shape.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Originally, the Flat Earth Society was trolling us. Some people, like Meta World Peace, apparently didn't get the jokes.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very sure that this conspiracy was created by the manufacturers of maps to stay in business

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #6

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard The Covid lockdowns were there to replace the birds with bird-like drones.

    fluffy_munster , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Manana Man
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the purpose of the bird-like drones is to be caught by cats and brought into your house so they can see what you look like from your kitchen floor.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #7

    Pizzagate. Never would have thought that anyone would fall for it. But damn, right wingers are stupid.

    CB242x1 Report

    #8

    Back in the 1920s Al Smith ran for president. It was notable because he was the first candidate to run who was Catholic. During that time a picture of him during the opening of the Holland Tunnel in New York made the rounds in newspapers around the country.

    So what did anti-Catholic nutjobs believe? They believed that he was going to build a tunnel from New York to the Vatican in order to take direct orders from the Pope. Not a metaphorical tunnel where the pope would have his ears, but a *literal* tunnel that one could walk or presumably take a train or something to have direct communication with the pope. An actual tunnel from New York, under the Atlantic, to mainland Europe, all the way to Rome.

    Dumbass, absurd conspiracy theories are nothing new.

    degobrah Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they would have too but were thwarted by the mid Atlantic ridge. It’s only recently we’ve developed the technology to tunnel beneath it, so you’ve got to watch out for future Catholic presidents

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    The 100% female, Chinese army, who have never been nerfed by blue light, that are biding their time in underground bunkers in the mountains of China.

    According to my neighbor, the one child policy was introduced as a way for China to secretly build up an army of specially trained soldiers. There was never a mass killing of baby girls. They were all sent to underground facilities where they would spend their entire lives being trained in combat and espionage. They will only reveal themselves when China decides to attack the US mainland.

    Also! China adds the harmful blue light to the electronics they ship around the world in order to cripple the military might of other countries by wreaking havoc on their sleep cycles. Prolonged sleep deprivation in a large population can cause widespread mental illness and behavioral problems that will follow any service person into their military career. China doesn't give their lady-soldiers any electronics with blue light, so they stay in perfect sync with their circadian rhythm and avoid the mental illnesses and behavioral problems that currently affect much of today's youth.

    When I asked why China only wanted women super soldiers, he said that the final stage in their plan for world domination was forced repopulation (because obviously the war would tank the US population) with Chinese genes. By having each female soldier get pregnant with a surviving US man's child, those children would have dual citizenship, and if enough US citizens had Chinese citizenship then they would control the US no matter what the end result of the war was.

    Gotta love crazy neighbors 🤪

    Edit: My inbox is full of people telling me this is all fetish stuff, but I truly believe my neighbor is too scared to be horny. Unless he's rocking a fear-ection along with his tin foil hat, this is all just crazy doing as crazy does.

    a_bowl_of_cinnamon Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Finland Isn’t Real.

    A high school kid made it up as a joke, and a whole lot of people took him seriously.

    Jaustinduke , Baptiste Valthier / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Lisa Kathrin
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently in Finland, can confirm we're just floating in a boundless void

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #11

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Nearly all celebrities are transgender. "Transvestigators" pore over pictures and videos of famous people, pointing out how "she has a strong jawline" or "he has feminine body language". Apparently, the whole world is controlled by a secret trans cult, and if you want to become famous, you need to transition.

    mireille_galois , Dean Shim / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    #12

    That a plucky group of oil executives and politicians are the only thing that stands between us and the ravages of evil climate scientists.

    MalleusManus Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to be told that the oil executives were suppressing the "one hundred miles per gallon carburetor '. Turns out they knew about the affect of carbon dioxide on the climate and spent a boatload of money fighting the science.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #13

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard I'm swinging between two.

    CT-A: Western dairy manufacturers put pigs milk in cheese to prevent Muslims from going to heaven after they die. This is absurd because pigs are super hard to milk; their milk isn't a whole lot per pig; it lasts hours, not days; and their milk tastes like hot tar smells.

    Edit: Yes, the taste is first hand. I asked once as a kid (Farmer relatives.) and I was fed a teaspoon of fresh pigs milk. Milk of magnesia tastes better. Yuck.

    CT-B: Nuclear weapons doesn't exist. Self-explanatory.

    The_Pastmaster , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Contrails in the sky are a chemicals that makes you gay.

    Mitchie-San , Chait Goli/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    #15

    JFK and/or JFK Jr are alive and are going to show up in Dealy Plaza to help Trump in his quest to save America.

    First off, they're not alive. Even if JFK faked his death he would be like 110 by now. Second off, if they were going to show up it sure as hell wouldn't be in the exact location that Sr's head got blown off. Finally, they were both liberal Democrats, so the last person they would be helping would be Trump.

    HoopOnPoop Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Trump supporters are willing to believe he's fit for the presidency, they'll believe anything.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #16

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard The moon is a hologram because the real moon was blown up by nukes (possibly by Nazis?) and we would apparently just all go insane if we looked up at the sky and didn’t see a moon so they had to make a fake one.

    badgersprite , Alex Andrews / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    There's one that's prevalent in the Middle East about Prince William. The theory is that, the Church of England was involved in the death of Princess Diana.

    How does this work? Well, the theory is that Diana was about to marry Dodi al Fayed and to do so, would have to become a Muslim. This would mean that Prince William would have to become a Muslim (according to the theory, not according to reality) and then the whole of the UK would be forced to convert to Islam.

    It's completely ridiculous, but in some parts of the Middle East it's taken as fact.

    Scotsgit73 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    G A
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in poor simply minded controlled states where they believe in absolute power. Everyone in the UK, apart from s**t eating politicians, would be telling them to f**k right off. I don't know a single person who is a church goer.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #18

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That light bulbs don't emits light but are "Dark suckers" instead.

    Kartoon67 , Emmet / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Frank
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course this one is true: when a lamp is new, it's transparent. When it's old it gets some black spots and finally it becomes black when it's capacity to absorb dark is exhausted. I never heard this as a conspiracy theory, but as a standard joke in physics and engineering. Of course it does not work with LED lights anymore, but the old filament light bulbs (surely the opaque ones) "proved" this, as well as the fluorescent tubes (where the ends gradually gave less and less light). It's twin brother is that machines and electronics work by smoke and when the smoke comes out, they thus stop working. In fact it's more than a joke, but a hint that more than one explanations seems possible and the obvious one might be wrong. Think about "centrifugal force". Or the earth at the center of the universe.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #19

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard There were no gunmen in Dallas. JFK's head just did that. It's called the "no bullet theory".

    Greghole , History in HD / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #20

    Someone mentioned Paul McCartney, but only in passing.

    The "Paul is Dead" conspiracy suggests Paul died in 1966 and was replaced with a lookalike/soundalike/write-alike because The Beatles were too famous to shut down, but meanwhile they drop hints into future songs to let 'real fans' know something isn't right.

    Aside from it being ridiculous on its face, I will point out all the stuff Paul McCartney has done since 1966 means if he was replaced with a doppleganger, that doppleganger is now much, much more accomplished than Paul ever was, so maybe it's a good thing he was waiting anonymously in the wings to replace one half of the Lennon-McCartney songwriting duo without a hiccough or word of protest from the other Beatles, two of whom would have been only too delighted to get more solo songwriting credit if Paul was no longer able to contribute instead of being the workaholic of the group.

    faceintheblue Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Manana Man
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the time, and for a brief period of time a lot of people believed it. The Beatles made fun of the whole thing.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #21

    My grandma told me recently that I shouldn’t be giving my daughter M&Ms after posting a cute video of her enjoying them.

    See my grandma turned into a q anoner and shes convinced that the democrats are actually demons and that they are going to activate nano bots in ( M&M )to stop everyones hearts using the 5g network.

    She even puts her stuff in a special bag to block signals when she is meeting with her nutjub friends.

    So ya, thats all I got for now. I love my grandma and trying to help her see reason.

    Advanced_Humanoid Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Skittles and M&Ms were secretly created by Big Pharma to condition kids to the idea of associating pill-shaped candies as delicious, so they are subconsciously predisposed to being addicted to pills as an adult.

    FloridaManZeroPlan , Robert Anasch / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    #23

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Reptiles. A local newspaper went as far as pointing out features you can use to recognize them and according to said features, I am a lizard too.


    EDIT: Reptilians! I meant reptilians. Still am a lizard apparently, though.

    cedrella_black , anon / reddit (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno - I think a lot of people are ruled by their lizards brains instead of their rational one🤷🏻‍♀️

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #25

    A coworker was convinced that the Covid vaccine was used to “herd the sheep” and kill the “demoncrats”. Everyone who had the vaccine was going to die according to him, so I let him know that if that happened the country would collapse. There wouldn’t be enough people to run water plants, electric plants, etc. he then told me they have people on stand by to replace that idiots who took the vaccine. I asked him where the 200 million people were at that were replacing the 200 million that were gonna die. And he looked at me like I was the idiot.

    Dyskusten91 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But everyone who had the vaccine IS going to die. Mortality rate for humans is 100% (well, minus one if you believe in Jesus)

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #27

    That people whose blood group has a minus after it, like mine does, aren't descended from the same ape creatures the rest of the world is. That the minus proves our lineage was "introduced" to the gene-pool, instead of evolved.

    QuestionableLeverage Report

    #28

    The sovereign citizen BS they read and believe.

    gayfortrey Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    G A
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get people on the UK trying it on citing US laws. They get told to f**k off

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #29

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by an exact double called Melissa. People in the YouTube comments of her videos analysing her face and movements to determine if it's really her or Melissa, absolutely wild.

    Apparently there's a similar one for Paul McCartney.

    earthmarrow , Glenn Francis / wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #30

    The Joe Rogan hoax that kids were identifying as cats so there were litter boxes set in school hallways.

    Vegetable-Fix-4702 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone pointed out elsewhere, an easy way to prove this is BS is to remind everyone that school janitors have a union.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #31

    Jewish space lasers.

    akxCIom Report

    #32

    I don't know where it came from or how wide-spread it was, but when Obama's grandmother died, my batshit aunt and uncle were positive he had her murdered because she was about to spill the beans that he was really born in Kenya.

    Santos_L_Halper_II Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most poignant things I ever saw from the Repub's...John McCain telling the woman who questioned if he(Obama) was American. McCain shut her right down....he was a REAL Republican, even though the "Orange God" didn't like him because he was captured. And vet's still fall for his (Trump's) BS.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #33

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That the Powerball lottery in the US was created to catch time-travellers.

    Fresh-Hedgehog1895 , Travis Wise / flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #34

    Michelle Obama was born male and the Obama's children were both born through a surrogate.

    cybaz Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we had some of these conspiracy fools right here on BP recently. Never thought I'd see any in the wild.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #35

    That the titanic was switched with its sister ship and wasn’t really sunk.

    Didntlikedefaultname Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Manana Man
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were two sister ships: Olympic and Britannic. Britannic hit a mine and also sank. Olympic was scrapped during the Depression in the 30's.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #36

    Bill Gates implanting Microchips in people with a covid 19 vaccination.

    Vyncent2 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, Bill! Each time I receive a covid vaccination I hope you can see me clearer and clearer.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #37

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Lindsey Lohan actually had a twin sister who played the twin in The Parent Trap, but between filming and release, the twin died in a car accident, so they marketed the film to make you think Lindsey played both roles.

    Ben-Stanley , The Walt Disney Company Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ridiculous--everybody knows that it was Haley Mills twin who died in a boating accident during the filming of the original 1961 Parent Trap.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #38

    Just the other day in the conspiracy sub



    ”the vax has killed 17 million people”.

    Covertuser808 Report

    #39

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That Microsoft employees were the ones buying up PS5s and causing the console shortage.

    Casca_In_Red , Ben Iwara / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that the new systems are manufactured in low numbers to create a shortage and in turn more hype

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #40

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Albert Einstein didn't exist and was just a character played by Marilyn Monroe.

    Your_Local_Heretic , Collab Media / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're confusing Marilyn Monroe with Walter Matthau. Easy mistake...

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
    Unlimited content
    Ad-free browsing
    Dark mode
    #41

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That the Santa Claus letter writing campaign was a covert operation to database Canadian and American children. You'd write a letter to H0H 0H0 postal code with your name, return address, fingerprints on the letter, and DNA on the licked envelope adhesive.

    provocateur133 , Karolina Kaboompics / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. That would be obtained in the hospitals when they're first born. Not all kids celebrate Christmas and write to Santa. Ridiculous theory.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #42

    It's always going to be flat Earth. Surreal that in the 21st century there is a non-zero number of people who actually believe the planet is flat.

    Glovermann Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah, everyone knows that the world isn't flat. It's a vampire, set to drain....

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #43

    Agartha - the idea that Earth is hollow and that the interior is inhabited.

    DistributionNo9968 Report

    #44

    That president’s control gas prices at all gas stations.

    anon Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bernd Herbert
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MTG can and will always lower the bar: "If you think gas prices are high now, just wait until you're forced to drive an electric vehicle,"

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #45

    The one where hundred of Qanon people waited for days for JFK jr to appear in Dallas just to reinstate Donald Trump as the Potus.

    Even if JFK jr did not actually die in 1999 and somehow successfully hid himself from the world, there would be no law allowing sons of presidents to reinstate presidents.

    TheBassMeister Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    G A
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh but the Kennedys are America's royalty, not just some bunch of faux oirish bootleggers and war profiteers.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #46

    The Jews drinking baby shakes.

    The government implanting us with microscopic WiFi signals through food and tap water (the lady I work with takes boric acid baths to battle this and comes in with horrid ugly lesions).

    _Goose_ Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, no it's us the atheists who do the baby eating. (According to Christian sources)

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #47

    Flat Earth Theory.

    anon Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bernd Herbert
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most absurd thing is watching flerfers doing experiments and actually proving a spherical planet themselves and STILL believing in a flat plane...

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #48

    The one where, if you get a magnet wet it stops being a magnet.

    OldManPip5 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an Electro-magnet, but in that case you've probably got bigger problems...

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #49

    The "Ghost Buses" theory of Jan. 6.

    I.e. that the FBI painted their most secretive buses a highly distinctive color.

    taleofbenji Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secret FBI buses l!!! What d***s are these people taking? Or is it chemtrails?

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #50

    That OJ’s son killed Nicole brown and Ron Goldman.

    anon Report

    #51

    Stevie Wonder can actually see.

    icamberlager Report