YES 👏

Hunger games: mediocre bird

I do this every day and I wish I could change but I'm just too lazy to care enough

What about being tired when you wake up, at 2pm and when you go to bed? And every time in between

Every time!

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What really annoys me is when I think of a suitably secure password and the machine says "no, it has to include a capital letter, a numeral, a lower case letter and a typographical device."

I've started doing [Site the password is for][Nickname with numbers instead of vowels][exclamation]. So I end up with something like AmazonM0nd4y! and NetflixM0nd4y!. Ensures I don't lose all accounts if I get hacked and they're easy to remember xD

mine are becoming more and more obscene as time goes on.....

Pick a word, add a special character like *, then add 001. Need to change it? 002, then 003,etc

Couldn't remember a password, had IT remotely login and when we found the very foulmouthed password on chrome his only comment was "I can see why you and [he] are mates"... :)

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I can't remember the damn things!🤩

Medical Insurance companies are now making us (doctor office billing people) get codes sent to our personal cell phones to access the online provider portals to get authorization or file claims. Next year hair sample? DNA? Who tf is going to hack into the authorization tool?!?

me trying to remember my old passwords when they're things like peanut_butter or cottonshirts (not actually)

Join tumblr. Wait for porn bots to start following you. Use their names.

I somehow managed not to toss the box before reading the instructions. Then I put 200 mL of water instead of 20. I will never forget the "what a twatbasket" look on my 9yo's face. (Added some flour, baked the turds, made hubby eat them so they don't waste away. :D)

Wow, that went downhill fast.

let the games begin

Feb-ru-ary

I'm so proud of my nephew - he cycled 40 km (7 times around in Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh) to raise money for people in Ukraine and he did it in under 4 hours, including a break to stop to look for one of his front teeth after it fell out! :D

This is a prime example of Murphy's Law

My ringtone is "pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow" It makes me happy and calm, so I can deal with whatever s**t comign my way when answering the phone 😅

Please send my boys home.

They are doing it on purpose so they can invade your home

I think 9 would be more accurate

Now look under the bed.

I could get lost on a roundabout

*strikes pose* *inhales deeply* *puts recorder to beak*

I never thought I was cool, but hearing my voice makes me regret everytime I spoke

That's the definition of a good friend ^^

I have unpacked boxes from when we moved 12 years ago. Have no idea what's in them.

The day my daughter became more technologically literate than I was, was a dark day. I used to work on IT help desk, that was the embarrassing bit.

Here dads on father's day: "Let's go, ride a bike and drink all day - no, of course without the women and kids".

My dad would wait while we picked out all the black jelly beans. Saved him some work.

In Uno and Monopoly all family ties are severed until the game is over

Person shouldn't have asked that tbh

I also brush my teeth while the conditioner soaks, that's what I call efficient!

Funny how that works, but it's the truth

Ohhhhhhhh now I understand the "kids in the car" sticker, it's an apology, not a warning

Mafia boss in the making

It's not nice to use photos of me without my permission

Men always aim too high, bless them. Good on you for having more realistic dreams! :D

No doubt!

100% can confirm. It's called the grandparent cheat

It's probably for the best we don't remember being a baby

Okay but can we talk about how kids dishes sound way cooler than adult's?

not even a month into the third year --- and already everything changed.

Stuff and things and nonspecific meals I don't make.

Mine is called 'hues of purple'