Awww that's sweet. Sneaky

Oh my gosh “ACCORDIONS ARE MADE OF BEES!”

Oof. That kid got the perfect comeback. I love this kid.

expert in subject changing

cute :>

Actually, I did that once, age 5. I just had a feeling that my parents might not appreciate caterpillars as pets, so I put them into a shoe box, made nice big holes for air, and hid it under my bed. Woke up screaming with bugs all over me. Decided not to be a naturalist like Dr. Doolittle. (1950's--the book!)

Okay, I need to meet this mastermind.

IS GOOGLE A PERSON?

Respect. Respect.

I did the same thing as a child. I was a weird child.

This kid is like the human manifestation of shower thoughts.

Ha!

MOM? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?

With that kind of curiosity, I hope he becomes our next DaVinci/Einstein/Hawking/Sagan

Is his name Loki?

Definitely gonna be an adventurer or writer. Stand up comedy even

bacific, my favorite vacation ocean

this kid=me

I mean...I do

So dad isn't a ghost pirate but a skeleton pirate?!?!?

they all are

Why do I get the suspicion that he brought in a raccoon and hid it

I am hilariously confused right now. I am under the impression that he thinks God is a wolf.

This boy will go far in life

Lolll

Oh my god really????

You know what, I think this little guy is on the right track, because if we saw every international border as the result of civil war then maybe it would be easier to realize and acknowledge that we are all humans and that we are all in this boat together. In the long run, we had better learn to cooperate much better than we are at the present time. All our children and their descendants have every right to be very angry with the previous couple of generations because we have messed up their future.

This kid is going to be an atheist before he's 10. He's too logical and wants facts.

This kids logic is so good

So confusing... now I wonder why libraries are spelled like that.

Peter Pan....

Yes, I have. Pumpkin seeds are actually delicious

Same, kid. Same.

Lynda Momalo, if you have ever been around a 6 year old, nothing they say makes sense, and it rubs off on you, too, so sometimes, you don't have proper grammar coming out of your mouth. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. Most kids can follow this better. You're an adult, right? Most adults know this.