I don't know about pants for women, but I know this guy needs to wear a straitjacket..

If they really wanted girlfriends they'd be all over the girl geeks and gamers and programmers, but they do their damndest to push them away... thereby ending any possibility of meeting a girl they have anything in common with. They have NO idea that they have terrible intimacy issues, they'd rather believe it's all the fault of, well, every female alive.

Respect probably means something else to this guy...

His facial expression hahaha.

There are so many pics of signs like this! What is the connection between anime and bad hygiene, why??

😂😂😂😂 Thanks a lot for making me spit my drink over my keyboard...

Hard To Swallow Pill!

.. he moved the bags of chips and cheese dipped nachos to get to the microwave..

A TV pastor being a hypocrite. Surely not.

Oh not this science-lady either she is educated and thinks..

Oh.

My sympathies to the staff there. Particularly the female ones.

When you're so delusional that you think "Leave me alone, creep" is asking for a date.

I will donate to the Gofundme for their charter flight!

I would love to sit in on the court case just to watch the judge try not to laugh in the guys face.

Funny they picked Denethor when Wormtongue is the canon incel. XD

My partner used to work at a game store and would run MTG games for free on his off time. The way they would thanklessly trash the store every time was infuriating. There was one day he went into the bathroom and there was just piss all over the place. He stopped the entire tourney and made them all come into the bathroom to look at the mess, then had to explain to the group of "grown" men how to properly piss in a toilet. Don't even get me started on the smell in there during those times.

Lol I knew there would be a bong! This table exists in so many rooms around the world

People said things all right, but he didn't hear them because they all stayed 200 yards away.

Yeah, nobody said anything because they were trying to hold their breath / escape your aura of BO

Never mind the smell, what about the skin conditions? Wash that dead skin off, it goes manky if you don't eeeewwww

"and nobody said anything"...please don't assume people's politeness is an approval

Even on a clean body, Axe still smells horrible.

And thats why I sometimes feel like suffecating when I unhale axe bodyspray instead of air when some guys walk by...

As a female, I would love to share an outright honest opinion with the male population: The smell of Axe body spray makes us want to puke... but hey, if we do puke, the smell MIGHT just cover up the horrible stench of that awful spray. And mixed with 62 days of body odor... 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮. Wash the damn stench (ehem, bacteria) off your skin and buy some f*****g actual cologne like Armani or something.

Omfg 🤢

Axe body spray is woman repellent.

Ooh this reminds me of an ex coworker of mine. I smelled him before I even saw him. He had a scent of axe body spray, sweat, and cats.

Willingly living that best homeless dude aromatic life.

Good gravy. I hope this is just a troll. As one who has found himself in a subway car in the summer with an unfortunate soul who hasn't bathed, 62 days and mold and fungus start to grow. No amount of teenage wishful thinking and AXE will mask the underlying stench.

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The old "showers take too long" it's utter bs. You can shower in 3 minutes, slightly longer if you need to wash your hair. If you don't shower it's not lack of time

Anyone who believes this has obviously NOT been a boys counselor at a summer camp. The only thing AXE was good for was killing the flies.

They couldn't speak because they were all holding their breath as they quick trotted away. AXE is way - WAY - worse than BO.

this is middle school boys in a nutshell

probably because there where olding there breath

Bc I shouldn't both smell & taste you approach.

it takes like FIVE FCKIN MINS FFS take a shower ya minger

Just a message to every twelve year old and neckbeards, axe body spray doesn’t smell attractive. Also PLEASE shower.

Doesn't he feel itchy because of all the dirt on his body? Ewww

Nobody said anything cuz corpses can’t talk.

I think I shortly lived in sharehouse with this kind of guy. Two hours later you could still smell him passing the common area even when he was long gone

Axe body spray is NOT a shower in a can!!! Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Ew.

62 days without a shower, that is just horrendous, longest I went was 6 days at a music festival once, and I felt nasty.

Ugh just ugh. I mean this dude must have been seriously itchy and crusty. Imagine the bacterial build up in certain areas just yuck yuck yuck

Axe body spray is the worst and it is even more worse when mixed with BO. The smell did not just magically disappear trust me. Plus I can only imagine how much d**k cheese and butt funk this guy accumulates after 62 days....I need to go barf now.

They don't look at the bottom of the shower after 62 days of not bathing. Where all the dirt and dead skin cells go to die

Dax Shepard did you?

He knows precisely how long he’s gone without showering for so long? What a perversely weird thing to be proud of.