50 Times People Failed To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)
It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".
The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.
So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!
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Takin A Bath
But he's on the right track. Bathing will enhance your romantic prospects.
Criminalized Onion
The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.
The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."
One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.
Al Gore Rhythm
The Aarons
Lemonade These Papers
A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.
Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."
This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.
A B*tch You Worried
He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho
Yep, all the time! Then take it out for some freestyle parcour. Watch my moves with your coff!
All Tomato
Mosquito Skeleton Society
Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.
Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.
Caucasian
Closed For Personal Circumcisions
‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’
Organic Butterfly
As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)
A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.
Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas
He kept saying "Just the facts, mam, just the facts."
Load More Replies...Hey, Friday! Friday, where you at? Ain't no gas. We gotta go somewhere else.
OMG! I work with a someone who uses 'tell' instead of 'till or until'. ' I am in a meeting from 9 tell 10' !!!
93 RON is the premium fuel? Is there a different system in the USA? Our minimum dodgy one is usually 91 and the premiums are 95-98 then there is the e10 stuff usually around the 94 mark
No, YOU tell Friday? Why does it have it to be me telling Friday? Is it because I'm Thursday?!? I call prejudice. You get up and talk to Friday yourself.
Oy! Friday, ya abscondin' git! Stop blaymun inno-cent blokes fer yer nasty farts!
Oy, Friday! They don't have gas over here! Move your a*s and do something!
I hate that schools don't teach phonics anymore. I cringe when i hear people on tv mispronounce words on purpose because they think it's cute, like "sense" instead of "since," "e-mell" instead of "email," "melk" instead of "milk," "sell" instead of "sale," "texas" instead of "texts," etc, etc.
Not For Grandad
Shelf And Steam
Alpaca Lips
"Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!
Gin Knee Pig
Horrors Cope
Call The Corner
Very Nice Mid Evil Chair
Sorry For The Incontinence
Pain Apple
“She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This
Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs
Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!
Chicken Case Of Ideas
Violent
Skin
Accept The Feet
Portal Potties
Arthur Writes This
Alvin And The Chick Mucks
Laughing Historically
My Man Said First A Fall
Super Observant… On Wet Surfaces
Head Lice For Sale
May Body, May Rules
I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too
Beware The Green Reaper!
Sally Manilla
Larva Lamp
Milk Which Inspires
Me: *Sits at desk writing* Milk:*leans over shoulder* You should get that published. It's genius! Me: It's my shopping list. Milk: I like the ending. Me: What, 3 litres of milk?
Monogamy Dresser
Job Requirements: Be A Ghost Rider
Build Board
I find it offensive that they used the “greater than” symbol to say that tequila is greater than drugs
Commitments
If You Incest
Uncle?
“A Soon”
Is it me or did anyone else find these really hard to read?? Maybe I'm just too well educated 🤣🤣🤣
Had to slow down and sound out each one HAHAHA
Load More Replies...A lot - or at least some - of these could be caused by predictive text. I check what I've written now as sometimes it changes things to gibberish in the middle.
Some of these are due to autocorrect, but many are not. English is not the language I grew up with, but I have noticed that native speakers make mistakes I never do. Eventually I realized that while English is not my native language, I read a lot, so I have the opposite problem of using the correct words but mispronouncing them often. Bottom line: a lot of people don't read. That's how you end up with "She Cake" from "Cheesecake".
This is my pet peeve. I read handwritten notes by medical doctors, dentists, and surgeons on a daily basis who literally don't know the difference between sound-alike words, chronically misspell even the words of their specialty (not to mention regular English words), and have zero concept of punctuation. It's excruciating to try to read handwriting that looks like a left-handed third grader wrote it. These are allegedly COLLEGE GRADUATES with graduate school to boot.
Man who was kicked off of the below deck series stated as he walked down the pier he would continue "defining the odds" I'm pretty sure we are meant to defy them.
My mom couldn’t find anything about this tv series based on a famous book I’d told her about: The Handmade Tail.
This is why I keep Siri disabled. What gets me is when subtitle writers mishear what actors are saying.
I’m betting at least some of these were voice-to-text errors like many of the other commenters mentioned. My voice to text keyboard can be iffy at times!!
I can't even on these...I'm cracking up soooo hard drinking my morning coffee. All our Pandas have the funniest comments everrrrrr
As a hearing impaired person, this page gives me empathy but also anxiety/ptsd? 😂. Like I’ve been there before and felt embarrassed to the point of not wanting to speak/write again. Nothing we want to give us away like getting words wrong because we misheard/misinterpreted them. (Mainly hearing and understanding is a comprehensive and cognitive battle, trying to understand what has been said and then the context if we still don’t understand which words/letters are being used).
My son saw a "wood bee." I think he meant a "carpenter bee." I said, "Good thing we're not camping, because if it flew past tents it would be a 'would've been.'" He just stared at me and muttered, "how long have you been waiting?" Honest truth is that I never guessed he would call it a "wood bee."
Is it me or did anyone else find these really hard to read?? Maybe I'm just too well educated 🤣🤣🤣
Had to slow down and sound out each one HAHAHA
Load More Replies...A lot - or at least some - of these could be caused by predictive text. I check what I've written now as sometimes it changes things to gibberish in the middle.
Some of these are due to autocorrect, but many are not. English is not the language I grew up with, but I have noticed that native speakers make mistakes I never do. Eventually I realized that while English is not my native language, I read a lot, so I have the opposite problem of using the correct words but mispronouncing them often. Bottom line: a lot of people don't read. That's how you end up with "She Cake" from "Cheesecake".
This is my pet peeve. I read handwritten notes by medical doctors, dentists, and surgeons on a daily basis who literally don't know the difference between sound-alike words, chronically misspell even the words of their specialty (not to mention regular English words), and have zero concept of punctuation. It's excruciating to try to read handwriting that looks like a left-handed third grader wrote it. These are allegedly COLLEGE GRADUATES with graduate school to boot.
Man who was kicked off of the below deck series stated as he walked down the pier he would continue "defining the odds" I'm pretty sure we are meant to defy them.
My mom couldn’t find anything about this tv series based on a famous book I’d told her about: The Handmade Tail.
This is why I keep Siri disabled. What gets me is when subtitle writers mishear what actors are saying.
I’m betting at least some of these were voice-to-text errors like many of the other commenters mentioned. My voice to text keyboard can be iffy at times!!
I can't even on these...I'm cracking up soooo hard drinking my morning coffee. All our Pandas have the funniest comments everrrrrr
As a hearing impaired person, this page gives me empathy but also anxiety/ptsd? 😂. Like I’ve been there before and felt embarrassed to the point of not wanting to speak/write again. Nothing we want to give us away like getting words wrong because we misheard/misinterpreted them. (Mainly hearing and understanding is a comprehensive and cognitive battle, trying to understand what has been said and then the context if we still don’t understand which words/letters are being used).
My son saw a "wood bee." I think he meant a "carpenter bee." I said, "Good thing we're not camping, because if it flew past tents it would be a 'would've been.'" He just stared at me and muttered, "how long have you been waiting?" Honest truth is that I never guessed he would call it a "wood bee."