Love this guy 😍

This is the best photo I have seen this week... so far 😁

This...Puts things into perspective.

This is so wholesome :D

Works on me too

🤣

Heard.

I see this one quite a lot and it makes me smile and nod in agreement every time. Of course, the truth is I am a European peasant (I'm in Europe and my ancestors were poor subsistence farmers. My grandfather moved up immensely when he became a bus driver. No Napoleons in my family tree ...).

I, too, cannot find the feaking lid of my tupperwhere 😉

If you can do it while smoking, is it a sport?

And make the creature bite and yell and scream and cry whenever he wants

Who am I to stiffle the brilliant light of judgyness that resides within my spirit?

I'm calling Constantine!!!

I too was devastated to learn this.

I am triple cream Brie, thankyouverymuch.

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Sunday afternoon naps. Not allowed to play music, not allowed to watch TV. Not allowed to make a sound.... I get that too.

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THIS!!!

Darnit, you just can't catch a break.

I will invest in that business.

I have a teen with ADHD. I have found them in the freezer lol

Yes

Lol same

My parents took me to the library and made me research the topic. Then I had to tell them and they would say "You are right." It was only later that I figured out that they didn't know, and as such taught me and themselves at the same time. Well played, dad and mom.

I'm like that mom. One ruined my floor on purpose with his clay shoes. Another jumped in the closet and ate the food I bought for the weekend and once he said: we don't have to play at your place today. We can play at my place, cause today my mom has muffins. Oh lol this is hilarious: https://youtu.be/3-mmvQ-XaeM Foil Arms and Hog, mom with her son and the neighbour kid.

First the Suez Canal, now the highway!

this is relatable. as a kid. at 13.

YES

Me after crawling out of the wreckage: 'who's there?'

oh s**t big bro is gonna be GROUNDED

Me: it's broke son. Forever!

When youre tired, youre more vulnerable. Easy

I'm in this picture and I don't know if I like it

hmm. sounds like my school

No, doesn't look scary or haggy enough

I'm the wife and can confirm

Yep. My heirs will think I was the goofball in the family.

I find a simple, Have fun" works in most situations. Except sympathy cards. That didn't go over too well...

The blankets in my living room! I swear my kids lie in wait til I've folded them all and feel the need to set them free from the oppressive confines of their basket...

No. I miss naps and sleeping in.

Family tradition. The day we go grocery shopping it's take out for supper.

Because the thing you WANT in a threesome you don't want in an argument. They both turn and focus on you.

"You wanna, or you tired?" "I'm tired..." "Ya me too. Maybe tomorrow?" "Sure."

You're in my prayers.

the thread-counting sheet monster from earlier ate them

When my kids are misbehaving, I threaten them with making a video of their antics and sending it to their teacher, the same one that alwyas tell us how well behaved they are. It works. AITA?

Awww... 🥺 🥀🪴 Give them some water too! 🌧️🌧️🌧️

Did anyone else read just the caps words thinking there was going to be a message? No? Just me? K. If you need me I think I’ll be googling therapists.

😬 *my smile*