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"Writing is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent elimination," Louise Brooks once said. Probably no phrase could describe Peter Chiykowski's work better. This Canadian author writes short stories that fit on a postcard, and he's nailing them, too. He said that his creative writing style is hard to pin down and he switches and mashes up genres and tones, but that's part of what makes his interesting stories so unique. You never know what the next sentence is gonna be.

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Chiykowski has been pursuing his dream of making a living off his creative ideas for the past three years. "I've cobbled together a full-time career writing inspiring stories, drawing webcomics, appearing at conventions, developing for the tabletop RPG EMBERWIND, and running Kickstarters, like one I have going right now for my short stories and deck of story prompts," he told Bored Panda.

"I have a weird background as a freelance writer and illustrator in a bunch of random genres. I've worked on everything from video games to pinball machines to literary poetry to Korean comic translations. It's a weird life, but I love it. I think that's why my motivational stories take on so many genres and styles."

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    "I've always been a big reader of just about every genre," Chiykowski said. "I started off writing poems and short stories for Canadian literary journals in 2009ish, which was around the time my webcomic Rock Paper Cynic started taking off. I had more and more work to do on the webcomic and less and less time for short stories, which sometimes took weeks to finish. Over time, I stopped writing stories altogether."

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    As it turned out, microfiction was probably the only way he'd ever get writing inspiration again. "The longer I went without writing, the more I'd have these weird little nugget-ideas for short story premises. I'd jot them down and daydream about what I'd write "when I find the time. It took a few years for me to realize I'd never find the time, so I decided to make the time. I started off trying to write down these ultra-short stories, and because I was so used to visual storytelling from my webcomic, I experimented with different graphic formats."

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    The one that really stuck with him was the 'postcard story' that became the basis for his project, Shortest Story. "I loved the idea that these felt like postcards sent from parallel realities, alternate selves and impossible worlds that feel familiar even while being full of fantasy or horror or science fiction. I loved that every narrator could be you."

    "It helped that inspiration was out there. A Small Fiction by James Miller is an incredible example of the power of microfiction, and the photo-comic A Softer World by Joey Comeau and Emily Horne has always been a favorite of mine."

    "The best time to start your creative project was yesterday. The next best time is today," the author added. "It's a cliche, but it's a damn good one. If you have a creative project you've been wanting to pursue, give yourself permission to try and to fail. Start now. Go ahead and make a joyous mess of it. The worst that can happen is that you do a horrible job and no one but you ever knows about it. But even that will let you learn something so you can start again on stronger footing tomorrow. There's a version of you one year in the future who is looking back through time at you at this exact moment, and they're wishing they could tell you to just go for it. I'd listen to them. They're from the future, so they know what's up!"

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww so sad. Trust your mom and tell her, she loves you more than anyone else in this world <3

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to write a book, but I'm scared nobody will read it." "Well, how many people will read it if you don't write it?"

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People thought it was odd that Sally called her dog "Lucifer", but nobody seemed to notice that the last eight postal workers who delivered in their area had gone missing.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read this in a soft, friendly and gentle voice like that of a kind and loved uncle it becomes very creepy and very funny at the same time

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I have a dark sense of humor...can someone help me stop laughing???

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you cant beat em, burn them for the rest of time for a useful cause :P

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    My husband and I have literally have more books than some small libraries. The last time we moved, every time one of our friends passed carrying another box of books, they yelled "LIBRARY CARD!" We have gotten e-readers but we still have not given up our precious collection.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is beautiful. It's implicit but also easily understood. Great job :D

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the new Dexter, that text could be the opening monologue before each episode.

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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our successes and failures make us who we are. And global events, bad or good, have given us the lives we have now. There's plenty of people who wish they did something, or didn't do something, they feel they should have done, but they wouldn't be the same people they are now, or here at all, had they acted.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because whoever had that monopoly set before you also played it and we've grown used to it

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. Tripping while diving sounds AWESOME! Pretty f*cking dangerous and deadly, but awesome!

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a veteran, the things you've witnessed or seen cannot be unseen. There's good and bad to being a veteran. Some things you miss about war and some things you don't. I interpret this story as a way of saying that after war, you're changed and just want to live and cannot be at peace until you die.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the last one. Can't live your life full of regrets.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now need a novel based on this! Not just this post, but the entire post, if you will.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat agrees, curiosity is worth dying for. But from what I've heard it's only worth doing once, because they still have their other eight lives.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard in the distance...a faint voice singing: "What can I say except you're welcome!"...

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the ending would be something like "The microprocessor was building a machine that could get rid of the trash-causing beings for good."

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gordon normally would have objected, but he had somehow lost the ability to speak..."

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the Gamer Girl stood, waved to the masses and the sacrifices uttered their final word: "M'lady"

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're celebrating chaos, instead of partaking in it, you're doing it wrong.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does menstrual blood count too? Because if that's so, there's no need for sacrifices + you have an almost infinite source for your spells.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone trying to maintain a relationship while my life is falling apart this hit really hard. I don't want the destruction to spread to someone I love...but so far he's not falling apart.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this one on the internet many times in the last few years. Did the original story come from here...?

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    Can confirm that a year ago when I read this wasn't thinking now it's true 😂🤣

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    There's a life story in a few words. Yes, E. Hemingway and it was sad.

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