They should, even if I haven’t watched the movie. (I kinda cry when watching a lot of pink or red for a long time, my eyes even tear up even more if there are touching scenes.)

true

5 separate cabins in the woods..10 dogs but no banjos please.

I have a history of ending (my) relationships because of this. I told my current BF to ask me if it's my period if I try to break up (that's not a trap 😉), and it has been working for 15 years

I do! I definitely do!

It's just the same as we did as kids. Pack the bag and get ready to leave. I still have no money to get any further than the end of the street.

To your ex's defense, I got fired once for something similar.

Mine stay put - it doesn't apply to flat chested chics... LOL

Like the professionals that we are ...

Haa me too. I watch YouTube shorts

This is hilarious and relatable, because the last stages are screaming.

I feel you.

I am always shorter and fatter in the mirror than in my head.

Living in Europe half my life, and I don't understand why you need a credit score in USA. In The Netherlands, they look at if you have debts or bankruptcy etc. The best is to have no debts at all, regardless if you are repaying on time. We dont believe in spending money we dont have, we also don't get unsolicited credit cards in the mail when we turn 18. Using credit cards in The Netherlands (other than airtickets etc) tobpay means you have no money, and are desperate. We also don't have credit cards promotion/discount/points etc. Totally different mindset.

I'm really afraid, this comment sound way too on point

*follows*

Oh I feel this

Yes

If someone has the secret to making friends as an adult, I'd love to hear it.

That's how I feel about technology right now. I'm out of the loop on nearly everything new. I'm now the person tech support people despise.

I like to say evil keeps me pretty

No matter who you are, do not let me anywhere near your fries, I WILL eat them.

Me. Pretty sure I have liver disease but darned if I don't keep drinking. Just desperate to get out of my head for a minute. It's definitely a vicious circle.

Who made this? They should give her a trophy.

Bwhahaha. I'm in this picture and I don't like it 😳

Let me rephrase that. I want to lose weight without doing anything.

When I’m with others it’s white dad and alone it’s stripper

MMMUUUUHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The more I deal with finances and tax returns, the more paranoid I am of doing something by accident that could be deemed fraud.

Or Saturunday

Or we could just change the standard work week to 4 days, instead of 5.

You could just call it retired.

SatSunDay. And make it 72 hours long, instead of just 24.

I invented a month between October and November called »Octember« or »Novober«...🙋🏽

Bonus Saturday!

Sauronday?

Satur 2 day

if god had built the world in 4 days instead of 6 we would work 3 and rest 2. lazy ba*****

Yes but the grinch has to be the Jim Carrey version

damn, she's not messing around.

I'd LOVE to wear Crocs because they're comfortable af, but I just.. can't. It's the only time something is so ugly l just can't.

I don’t really like dresses, my school requires me to wear dresses, but I’ve seen worse, I’ve seen girls having to wear school uniform dresses shorter than almost as short as their thighs, in WINTER.

yes

Free anxiety! Get yer free anxiety here! Hurry this offer won’t last

Welp. I guess I'll just have to bring my own then

It can be both

I uss wuh iy ung ho ungerang ee a-er

Dating: stay together forever, or break up. No pressure.

No, they fought for financial freedom.

Oh please, with the wonders of online shopping I don't even need to leave my house to have some retail therapy!

ugh is this one of those "If you can't handle me at my worst" types?

Then it's Irish Coffee time.

So good! Love that movie!!

Feels like ur in an abusive relationship mate... Please leave

I had a one night stand that ended badly, we are still married.