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Do you consider yourself a history buff? Are you widely regarded among peers as a wiz by whipping out intriguing facts about the past? Well, then you’re in luck! Because diving headfirst into events that happened centuries ago and learning about the influential people that are long gone is an adventure in itself. But when it’s combined with a great sense of humor — you know you’re in for a treat.

So allow us to introduce you to one entertaining corner on Facebook called 'History for the Witty'. This social media project is dedicated to cracking jokes, memes, and witty banter about the good old days. Home to nearly 130k followers, it aims to show that adding a little fun to historical tidbits results in exceptionally hilarious combinations, and they deliver proof.

To show you what we mean, our history-loving team here at Bored Panda has gathered some of the best posts from the account. So continue scrolling, upvote your favorite memes and be sure to tell us which ones you loved the most and why. And since we can’t get enough of this subject and the amusing jokes about it, be sure to check out our earlier posts filled to the brim with history memes here and right here.

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    Who says history has to be dull? Definitely not the Facebook page in question. It has been capturing the imaginations of its followers for quite some time now by sharing their knowledge with a healthy dose of comedy mixed in. Ever since the 'History for the Witty' social media project was created, it has become the perfect outlet for anyone who likes to have a good laugh and has a soft spot for old books, dusty manuscripts, and events surrounding our past.

    You can already tell the creator of this page likes to have fun from the description alone. "You may safely rebel here — just remember you catch more flies with honey…Wait, why do I want flies? Nevermind… Post your banter here," they wrote.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we fail to study the atrocities of history, and the ideas that caused them, they can easily be repeated when those old ideas come back to the surface.

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    By using historical background to fuel their jokes, the page makes sure that anyone who ever mistakenly deemed history as a boring subject would change their mind. And what better medium to convey this message than in tightly-packaged chunks of information we refer to as memes?

    Online communities like this one that present facts in a witty way spark a desire to learn more. By featuring events that happened years ago, they also provide space to learn how past societies and cultures were built, and how they operated and changed over time. As we fill our heads with knowledge, look up the facts we may have not realized before (and feel entertained by sharing laughs along the way) — we better understand the present.

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely after stabbing him 23 times, the need for causing more wounds was moderate.

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    Previously, we reached out to Darren R. Reid, Ph.D., a lecturer in history at Coventry University, to learn more about this subject and our desire to devour it through memes. According to him, entertaining pictures and jokes can be used in teaching because they are a great way of communicating complex ideas in a really fun and accessible way.

    "They can be very clever and I think students really appreciate using memes to help them to connect to the topics they’re studying," Reid told Bored Panda.

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    Looking at the tens of thousands of people who can’t wait for the next post to grace their feeds, it’s easy to grasp why history-related memes have seen explosive growth in the last few years. When asked why we enjoy encountering them online, the lecturer said, "When they’re good, they are intelligent, witty, and fun. They also help people easily understand (and remember!) important events or ideas."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is a tiny bit of paper lodged somewhere in the nether regions of the machine that can you as hell find.

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    But the dire reality is that many students, in fact, feel largely indifferent toward the subject and social studies in general. What’s more, the number of college history majors has been steadily declining in the past few decades. As reported by the Perspectives on History newsmagazine, the numbers are grim.

    "History has a majors problem," Robert B. Townsend, program director at the American Academy of Arts & Sciences, wrote. "The number of students earning degrees in the field fell precipitously after the Great Recession of 2008, and while the decline became a bit more gradual before the pandemic (especially when including double majors), it has continued to slip."

    According to the report, the annual number of history bachelor’s degrees fell by more than a third from 2012. However, lecturer Reid believes the subject is far from losing its significance in the eyes of the public, as well as the academic world. In fact, "History is one of the most enduring and popular subjects."

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    "Practically everyone, at some point in their life, will set out to learn something about the past," he continued. "History memes let us explore that enthusiasm in a new way, connecting with a broader and younger audience." 

    "If someone doesn’t love history yet, they probably haven’t learned about the area and period that will capture their imagination. Memes are a great way to tell stories in a really accessible way — and they help people to learn about compelling chapters of the past that they didn’t even know existed."

    If you’re on the fence about pursuing history in the first place, studying the little details surrounding a specific era or event deepens our knowledge and understanding of why things happened the way they did. It can quickly change our perspective, accelerate our critical thinking, and even help us come up with brand new ideas.

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    "[History] teaches you how to investigate complex, world-shaping events," Reid added. "It teaches you how to systematically find and analyze evidence. It teaches you how to communicate your ideas. At Coventry University, our students even learn how to make documentaries."

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    Crazy Dog Lady
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When birth control was illegal and women were literally jailed for trying to get it.

    Brivid
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of women probably didn't have much of a choice on whether they wanted to participate.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother who was born in 1902 told me once for a family history paper I was doing that she and my grandfather had sex six times and had seven children (My dad is a twin.). She said she would take her clothes off and get in the bed with the lights off. My grandfather would come into the bedroom and remove his clothes; then, they would do their "business." He would get dressed, turn the lights back on, and leave the room. She would then get up and do the same. Doesn't it sound so...fun? Dang!

    2x4b523p
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granmother born in 1908 said pretty much the same thing. “Every time we wanted another one he lifted his nightgown, I lifted my nightgown and 9 months later we had a kid.” All in complete darkness of course, they have never seen each other naked.

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    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All their ages are one after the other. She was pregnant for like 15 years straight

    Little but Fierce
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes how shocking that women raised in an era where marital rape was legal and birth control illegal might not be super pro sex.

    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great-grandma: "Every0one thinks of sex all the time in America!" She had 13 kids. She wasn't thinking of abstinence in the old country!

    Aunt Riarch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor friend had a patient with 5 children but was Catholic so he tried to explain the rhythm method, and asked her when was her last period. She said, before I got married

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    Ash
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a John McCutcheon (folk singer/songwriter) concert once. He was talking about how he was the oldest of ten children. He said, "Guess what religion we were growing up?" Everybody laughed. Then he added, "I told that joke once in Salt Lake City. Nobody laughed."

    Anjelika
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My abuela was the youngest of 8-10 and abuelo oldest of 13-14 Also during the Franco dictatorship, having numerous children was encouraged you ended up getting alot of food coupons/discounts

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you’re unsure of how many siblings they each had. 😂 My grandparents were the same way; I just say they were each one of 10-12 siblings.

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    Breezy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were still able to survive off of a single salary.

    Joe Average
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so could you if you made your own clothes, never went to the doctor, paid no insurance, no subscriptions, no car, cooked at home all the time and you grew a significant amount of food in your garden. Oh and you send some of your kids out to work instead of attending school.

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    Jan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had 21 children in 32 years, plus 5 miscarriages. Same mother, same father, no multiples, all single birth. First baby at 17 years old and last one at 49.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma what were you and grandpa doing during quarantine?

    Wyndmere
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe today's people think about it because they are too busy with modern technology to actually do it... unlike grandma.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, having a large family was a sign of honor in many cultures. Many farming families had a large number of children for the sake of counting children a blessing and it was also practical to have relatives working on the farms since they would inherit them.

    Joe Average
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time those clothes were handed down they would be tissue thin AND out of style.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother was pregnant over 15 times, but gave live birth only 11 times. Four of those died before the age of 4 years.

    Abed Habi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother-in-law came from a family that size. Family gatherings were intense.

    Stacey Rae
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how much this size of a family would cost now?

    Lene
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many boys in that family.... must be fun *that week of the month* when all the females capable of having their period will all be hysterical and furious and crying and screaming at the same time. I soooooo hope for the boys that their dad has built them a tree house or a shed to hide from the women. Haha! I have 3 girls with my bf and he keeps telling me he fears when they all need to use the bathroom for hours on end for showering and makeup and all that. I always calm him down by saying nah... just wait 'till we all have our periods at the same time every month. 😁

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k of with the ur sexist bs. Raising teenage boys is f*****g awful when you actually have to parent most ppl don't though and that's why men are f****d like they are. But oh God poor boy has to suffer living with women/s

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    Deborah Harris
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma now lives in a 15 bedroom Mansion in Greater London paid for by social security

    Rich Black
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, are you sure I'm the father? I dont recall ever doing it that often, and most of th kids don't even look like me . .

    Rastilian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 4:55 AM train chugging by. Too early to rise, too late for some more sleep.

    Fieke Engelen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I can see a set of triplets there? The first boy girl boy?

    Amy Broderick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture to sell them all for medical experiments. Next they will file out singing 'Every Sperm is Sacred'

    Shelley DuVal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet those oldest 3 girls had to help look after all those kids as well.

    Kathleen Pearlman
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great- great-great- great grandmother had 14 kids, all of whom lived, I believe - in the 19th century.

    keighterz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the look on the man’s face if you zoom in. Looking at his wife like he can’t believe she birthed all those babies.

    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The husband looks like he's trying to decide if sex is really all that important OR doing all the math in his head like "I've been away a lot..."

    SCamp
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boy is either spoiled rotten or sleeping in the shed

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    Think of all the [making love] she had to do to get to that point. She must've been like a gaping water-slide down there by the time the picture was taken. AND DON'T LIE SOME OF YOU LAUGHED WHEN READING THAT.

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    Lecturer Reid pointed out that people who study the past "become critical thinkers with a powerful analytical toolset and the ability to communicate complex ideas. Those are incredibly important skills — and they develop them whilst learning about the past and the forces that have shaped our society." 

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    Reid stressed that studying history is not just about gaining knowledge: "It’s about gaining important skills that can be used to find success in a dizzying array of jobs and careers."

    But the abundance of information floating around the web makes it difficult to know whether every truth or detail is true. "The internet is an incredible tool, but it is also responsible for producing and disenchanting a lot of bad information," Reid said and explained we must check our sources.  

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    "Don’t take anything for granted," he added. After all, it’s always important to check how people support their points. Especially today, when we can find needed documents, letters, and speeches quite quickly. "Look to the works of credible scholars to ensure the accuracy of whatever you’ve read or whatever you intend to produce."

    "Be curious. Explore the past. Learn the lessons our ancestors teach us through their words and actions. Learning about the past is one of the best ways to understand why we — all of us — act the way we do," Reid concluded.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, also suck it LOSERS!"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I just read they are all over 6' strapping blonde gods ... I say Bring it!!!

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    Argle Bargle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Plugs in Big Brother that I brought home from the store myself. Her name is Alexa *

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes we use the 24 hour clock which apparently confuses a lot of Americans.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native Americans: Please sir, this is not India. Christopher Columbus: Oh look! Indians!

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machiavelli is a nice guy not like those Chad's you go for, you should give him a chance, he will treat you like a princess.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not worst than calling your condoms " Trojan ", i mean, nothing invokes more the meaning of " impregnable " as the dudes that let their enemies in by opening the front gate..

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    Solidhog
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're an idiot. Nobody is going to believe your story about a man turning water into wine and then coming back from the dead."

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    Argle Bargle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If didn't have pronouns, would like dictionary definition of 'pronoun' to which refer

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marjorie! I got as tight as a boiled owl last night, and now I have got the morbs, get Cupid's kettle drums out for me, don't be poked up!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Was a really sick kid and my parents did not believe in letting me watch TV thank you Bullfinches

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum - "I Can See Your House From Here". A boast and a threat used by the old Morporkian Empire. From Jingo. Terry Pratchett.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tourist "Who built that Cathedral?" Me "Where the f*** did that come from!!"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still in use, but they forgot to include the "puck projectile" weapon.

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    Tony James
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - and just like the polar bears, that random teenage girl perished from (admittedly, very localised) global warming.

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    Argle Bargle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to decide what to order from Ubereats, but can't come to a concencus and are now getting hangry

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