This needs to be MUCH higher.

I'm betting 100$ it will stop at tired! Who's in?

Curious how the responsibilities need the least water and care 🤔

ugh i hear you. sept has been too hot for me

I’m a Cancer so I am too self-conscious to wear anything about my sign because “Cancer” is also a disease.

It should stay forgotten

I need this on a t-shirt. And a hoodie. And a nice blouse to wear to the company holiday party. And...

Yep! Every 28 days 😱

LOL it's a valid question

YES! This was me last night. My mom called at 7:45pm and asked what I was doing. I said "I'm in bed" and she said "ALREADY?" like I was a mad woman. Yep, warm cozy and going sleep. Zzzz.

Me realizing my awkward sense of humor makes everyone else in the room uncomfortable.

I want that on a t-shirt

So the mind has it's own mind

Menstruation or just sickness, both seem to wanna hang out when you finally make up your mind about starting (or returning to) regular sports.

Still haven't figured it out, eh? 😕

The second reaction is objectively much better

And why not?? They ALL deserve it. <3

that's my wife :-)

“No, not me. I’m completely, totally dead.”

This is my life now.

That's why I prefer to call it "autumn". Fall puts you down. (Got it? GOT IT? Eheheheh eh.... u_u)

Yup

Me every day. I always wake up way earlier than I "need" to, so I roll back over. Next thing I know, it's later than I planned and I'm groggy from too much "sleep". :-p

I've done this - it's wonderful

I wish I could laugh but this is so me!!

Haha, i support you!

That's how a butt looks when it holds a fart💥

What is this "vacation" you speak of?

is it spelling out "normal"?

Taco night! Yum.

me

That’s a tsunami

*Jaws theme playing in the background*

This one is so me...It's like seeing how much money i've left for the month and "Oh, ok i can spend that much to get this, and this and this" and then everyime around the 20th i start to have to eat cheap because "God i won't make it""

No use rationalizing with your brain, since it will be the one to determine who wins the match.

so me

Now that's a well balanced diet.

How to get banned from the Mall.

AND now getting cold ...