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Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity. Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on. It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.

Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)

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    Pi...
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant! I've just named one of our feral visitors Tea Ceremony..

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    Marie-Eve Barette
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I so want to see a picture of that bunch! I'd love to smell that stench too! Any scratch and sniff available? :)

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a calico once... called her Cali... and then CaliPooh... and then CaliPoochi... And there was another pretty kitty whose name was Squirrel... she became skoodil out of cuteness.

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    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs just want love and to make us happy.... and a decent and dignified name....

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    Lila Allen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my son loves the Octonauts... Captain Barnacles is the bomb :)

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    Kait Jackson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Molly is Molly Moo, Moo, Muffin, Mollificent, Mollers; other cat is Kaylee, Kayles, Kaelzebub, Kit Bit, Kittle Bittle, Bug (when she was littler and had big bug eyes)

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    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a Woodrow Winston we call him woodie, he’s known as woodman, booboo, my big boy, my baby but mostly Woodie.

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottie is a lovely name - should be kept in the family and passed down generation to generation

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    Pi...
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! I'm gonna name a dog "Happy Birthday" someday!

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    Randy Olafsson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - my cats name is Minge too!!! Started as Minge (my Ginger), then Missoula, then Ginzario, now it's the GZA

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aahhh yes Numbnuts - a traditional name you don’t hear often these days.

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    #73

    Montgomery....monty/montypom/montyp/monty Python/monster/pom/pompom/pompompadoodle/poodlepoo/poodle And Now Poodie

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Montgomery….Monty/Montypom/Monty-P/Monty Python / Monster/ Pom/Pompom/Pompompadoodle/Poodlepoo......and now Poodie. I don't ever mean to change what I call him...it just evolves....

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but I hope you call him Scott only @ home indoors. You wouldn’t want anyone hearing you call him Scott

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve noticed a lot (a real lot) of cat owners change their female cat names to Male names .. I wonder why that is?

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    Poor Dog

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could play around with that and name a dog Prince Harry of Testis (I went singular as it’s more historically correct).

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    #86

    This Is Elliott. Who Became Ellie, Smelly-Butt, Melly, Mezzy, Bezzy, Bozzy. Also Spawn Of Satan, Devil Spawn, Pretty Rug.

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    #88

    My Red Border Collie Is Called Ruby Aka, Rubes, Rubey Doobey, Pooch, Doggo, Scooby Doo, Or Just Dog

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well @ a guess Dog looks slightly needy so the perfect name would be a Sweetie

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    Riley Bananas

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone isn’t editing in the names maybe? Ok so Cutie, strangers would call him Cutie and as I don’t know him personally, Cutie he is. If he lived somewhere in Scotland, older gentlemen on the streets would call him Laddie ‘Och Laddie ..” so a cute dog - Scoot Moot Mcboot (Boots for short) and from bout 5 years of age you will probably call him Sweetie.

    #92

    Denzel > Boo-Boo > >boobool > Bebel > Bebelito > My Man ..he Responds To All His Names!

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    #98

    Official Name Is Ziggy Stardust. Aka - Ziggy, Ziggles, Ziggles Mcwiggles, And Mr. Zigglesworth

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    #101

    Bristol Is Often Called Nugget Or When She Is Being Mean To My Moms Lab I Call Her Bitch Face

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Sweetie, it looks vinyl to me - awwghh. These are for you 🏺💰♥️

    #102

    Paz, Razmapaz, Pazzidew, Doubles... Why Doubles, We Dont Know, But It’s Stuck. Also Stinkhead

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to use the Comments for name clues so I’ll put forward Miss Stinky

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    Our 3 Legged Cat, Nubs. Or Nubbers, Nubbertins, Nubbapotamus, Or Nubbie. Sometimes It's Spaz.

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    #108

    This Is Pippin, Also Called Pipp, Pippy, Chub Butt, And Chubby Dragon.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my leopard gecko named Pippin. He also goes by Pipp, Pippi, chubby dragon, and chub butt

    #110

    Ender/wiggles,wobbles,wigs,floofy Pig, Pudgy,pudge,fuzzbutt,squishy,squirm And Many More.......

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    #112

    Cookie, Cookie Monster, Little Miss Monster, Cookie Miester Etc. Until The Hoover Incident...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she found her way into the dust bag (don't worry- she wasn't sucked up, it was due to be put the rubbish but she was running around). After which she became known as "Madame le Dust!"

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    #113

    Real Name James, When I Am Full Of Love For Him It's Jimmy Choo Choo. All Other Times It's Jaysus Jimmy!

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    #114

    Dirk. The Prince Of Dirkness. The Prince Of Dorkness. Goober. Goner Deluxe. Cheese Whiz. Whizzer.

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    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever the name, I’m assuming the cat goes “it’s Mr. ****** to you!”

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    #115

    Felix>fe>febot>feebee>feebee Weebee>fe To The Wee>puppy Pants> Little Fucker>punk >punk Puppy

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felix, Fe, Febot, Feebee, Feebee Weebee, Fee to the Wee, Little F****r, Punk, Punk Puppy, Puppy Pants; he's the goodest boy ever!

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    This Is Rayland, Aka Stinky Butt, Stinky, Stinky Stinkerson, Wiggles, Wiggle Butt, Smoosh

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    #118

    Sugar Pie, Piepie, Pod Pie, The Podster, Podinscola, Podina Podonskiya, Stinkerbutt, Pie

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    #119

    Cuppa Cuppa Chew Choo >minnie Moo, Chunk, Mama Bear>orson, The Horse, Palamino Pony >the Beast

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    #120

    This Is Fidget, Ffffsssshhhhttt, Fwin-Fwin, Fwin-Fweeno, Fwinskwins, Fwinjwin, Bridgette And Most Recently Susan

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    #121

    This Is Matilda. Aka Tilly, Tilly Monster, Tilly Face, Sweet Tilly Girl, Baby Kitty, Mama's Kitty Baby, Baby Butt, And Itty Bitty Pretty Sh*tty Kitty

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! How cute is this kitty?! I'd call him/her Charlie, for that Charlie Chaplin stache.

    #122

    Jack.. Jackamus Fatimuss... Billy Backfat....jackiechan-Man...

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    #123

    This Is Latte, Named After My Coffee, Also Know As ‘Latte The Fluffy Butt’ Madem Latte, ‘Will You Stop Barking, Latte” ... This Is Her Portrait, I Had To Sit For Mine At Her Age, So Like Mother Like Fur Child’.

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    #124

    Mya Became...mymy, Mymoo, Moo, Moomoo, Moogadeshu, Mooshu, Mooshu Pork

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    Fred

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    #127

    Weasley (He Was Ginger As A Puppy) Also Often Gets Called Weezels

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    #128

    Xana- Xanichan- Her Ladyship Because It Matchs Better With Her Style....

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    #129

    Our Cat Chuu Aka Chuucifer, Chuupacabra, Tchuchuca(Sweetheart In Portuguese) & Medicine Kitty When He Tries To Heal Boo-Boos With Purrs

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    #131

    His Name’s Moezbie But We Call Him Roast Beef After A Misunderstanding With The Mail Man.

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    #132

    This Is Tucker. Aka Tucker Too, Pupper Poo And You Can Guess What Tucker Rhymes With...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Tucker. Aka Tucker Too, Pupper Poo and you know what rhymes with Tucker...

    #134

    Maddox "Mad Eye" Moody

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    Hi

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    Carmen Devore-Blakestad
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a cartoon show in the 70's called Sigmund and the Seamonsters (They were Squids). I always called him Squigmund and the name Syd the Squid just brought that all back to me. :D

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    Norman Aka Scrumple Dumpkins

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    #137

    His Name Is James Dean, Whom I've Always Wanted To Sleep With, But I Call Him Jd../he Is A Rescue. I Am 81 And He Is 7....seems I Fit In With All The 'Cradle Robbers' In The Current News Cycle!

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    #138

    Our Big Adopted Kitty, Mr. Meow Meow (He's Deaf, But Talks A Lot!): Aka Little Love Muffin, Little Lovebug, Cutie Patootie, Stinkweed, Mao Mao, Funny Face, Poo... The List Goes On And On.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is our adopted deaf cat and super talker, Mr. Meow Meow (or Monkey as he was previously known). Aka: Little man, Mao Mao, Stinkweed, Little Lovebug, Cutie Patootie, Sweet Pea, Funny Face, Crazy Cat, Kit Cat, Dopey, Ding-a-ling, Fuzzy Feet, etc. Pretty much anything that pops into my head, he gets called. Doesn't matter anyway, he can't hear a thing and doesn't really care! :D

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    Thumbelina>lina>floofbutt>fuzzface>cat>kitty Shcmiditty> Poop Eater>bacchus

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who do not know what Bacchus means, it means 'the noisy one' in Greek

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    #141

    I Have A Dog Named Della... Now We Call Her Della Dildo (My Grandma Came Up With This)

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    #142

    This Is Hugo. Due To A Bone Structure Abnormality He Walks Like A He Wears A Pair Of Boots, Hence He Is Frequently Called Cowboy

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    #143

    Luna Became Miss Blue-Eyes, Grumpy Or Pissypants (She Has Urinary Problems And Tends To Pee Everywhere)

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    #144

    Denzel > Boo-Boo > >boobool > Bebel > Bebelito > My Man ..he Responds To All His Names!

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    #145

    Joseph A. Fluffypants > Jo-Jo > Goober Butt > Professor Fluffypants > Tiny Lion > Boo Boo Baby > Tiny Baby (He Weighs 19 Pounds) > H.r. Fluffenstuff

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    #146

    She Was Originally Called "Lady." She Bit Every Human Who Handled Her, Attacked Every Gecko Put With Her, And, After Trying To Mate, Bit The Leg Off A Male And *ate* It. She Is Now Called "Butchy Mcbitchtits." She Earned It.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orignally called "Lady." She bit every human who handled her. She fought every gecko put with her. When one male tried to mate, she bit his leg off and *ate* it. She's now known as "Butchy McBitchtits." She earned it.

    #147

    This Is Oliver! Now Known As Small Balls After He Was Fixed.

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    #148

    This Is Lady, Nicknamed Ladybug, My-Little-Lady-Who (Yodled), Ladybug Ladybug Fly Away Home.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Wigglebutt and brazen hussy (she looks to lay on her back, legs spread, and show off her tattoo).

    #149

    He's Named Jake The Tramp, Nicknamed Jakimus Maximus, The Most Jake I Can Take, And Jakarini.

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    #150

    Theo: Shooshoo, Shoosh, Shooshamoosh, Sheeshee, Showesh, Showeshowe

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    #151

    This Is Fiona & Reece, Otherwise Known As The Potato, Tater, Mashedtato (Fiona) & The Alien, Bitchy, Bitchyface, Vaginabreath (Reece), Also Have A Cat Named Mira Who Is Called Mirabelle, Mirrorball, Miralyn And Ahole.

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    #152

    Sandy, Sandeh, Eh De Sandeh, Goodness, Ow, Eh, Ah, Av, A. We Got Lazy

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    #153

    This Is Frank. We Sometimes Call Him Fritz, Fritzy, Or Shitzy.

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    #154

    First It Was Just Morty, Mo-Mo When We're Being Sweet & Lovey, Then It Becomes Mortimer When He's In Trouble, Mortimer Von Buttfedora Is His Full Name, Dumpster Cat When He's Eating Out Of The Trash Can, And Sometimes Shit For Brains When He's Really In Trouble.

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    #156

    Sparrow A.k.a. Floof, Filf, Her Royal Highness Princess Filf, Boof, Boop...i Won’t Go On

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    #157

    Nelly: Browndog, Nels, Nelly, Labradork, Smelly, Sociopath, Bitch. Sid: Sid-Sod, Spotty Dog, Sweety.

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    #158

    Meet Bruno.. Aka Bru, Bru Chow, Special Bru, Bru Bag, Attila The Brun, Mahatma Brundi, Brunhilda.

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    #159

    Jentry, A Lhasa Apso ... A/k/a "J" ... J-Bird ... Babycakes ... Cakes ... Damn It Jentry! ...

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    #160

    This Is Gus And Ruby. Collectively Known As Guby Or Arubagus (Thanks To My 3-Yr Niece Who Didn't Know Which Was Gus And Which Was Ruby So She Called Them Both Arubagus.) Gus Is Also Known As Guster, Gustav, Guszilla, Goober, And Barky Mcbarkerson. Ruby Was Named After The Kaiser Chiefs Song And Responds To Ru, Boo, Boobie, Booberry, But Prefers Spoiled Princess Boo Of The Northern Prairie.

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    #161

    Our Kitty Cat Cappucino - Pappi - Pappucino Bambino! We Sing ‘Pappucino Siing This Song’ A Lot.

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    #162

    Jack Went From Jack To Jackalope, Jackass, Jackson Five, Jackalack Attack Cat, Alan Jackson, Jack-Be-Nimble, Jack Sprat, Jackapoose, Poose, Asshole, And Finally Back To Jack Again Unless He's In Trouble.

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    #163

    This Is Rosie. Aka Rosalie, Rosita, Baby Bear, Boo-Bah, Boober, Babah-Sha, Boober-Shoober, Stinky Teeth, Pickle, And Pickle Pie.

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    #164

    This Is The Guinea Pig I Adopted For My High School Spanish Classroom, Named Mía, But She Gets Called Gopher, "The Cuy", Piggy, Puerca, Puerquita, Pig, Etc (Even Though Puerca/puerquita Refer To Pigs That Say Oink, Not Guinea Pigs)

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    #165

    This Is Lucy Osa Eggroll. We Call Her Tiny Dog Or Td For Short. Before My Son Could Talk He Called Her We-Wa. We Still Call Her That And She Still Answers.

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    #166

    My Now Angel In Heaven Was Called Morticia, She Lived Almost 17 Years In Which She Was Called: Tisha, Tishina, Tishi, T-Shirt And Some Other Things Like: Bambucha, Longuita. She Is My Daughter And We Miss Her Everyday Day

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    #167

    This Is Lobo. Aka Ob-Lob Aka Blobble Aka Blob Aka "Blob-A-Saurus Rex-A-Million".

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    #168

    Gerloff - Houdini, Macgyver, Mr.gerloff, Oh Great He's Got Out Again!

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    #169

    Our Gorgeous Little Rescue Dog, Honey. Also: Honeybunch, Baba, Baby, Bubs, Nunu & Ferret (Because She's Unusually Long For Her Size!) ;)

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    #170

    Honey Boo Boo > Honey Boo > Honey Booby > Boobalicious 😀

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    #171

    Null (On Your Left) And Void: Aka "Little Weirdo" And "Pretty Girl"

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, Wedge (For that white patch) and Sparkles (for those bright eyes). :)

    #172

    Dexter Is His Official Name, I Call Him Booboo. Those Were My Shoes ...

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    #173

    Fiona Who Became Fi Fi Who Became Feeny Weanie Who Is Now Called Bubble Puppy

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    #175

    Cosmo - Known As Cosmotron, Tron, Bob, El Presidente, Dog, Tentacle Face,land Seal,mo Mo,tronathon

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosmo – Known As Cosmotron, Tron, Bob, El Presidente, Dog, Tentacle Face,land Seal,mo Mo,tronathon

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    Miss Piggy Aka Squishy Pig, Skishers, Skishy, Kisses,squig, Squiggers,trip Hazard, The Queen

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss Piggy Aka Squishy Pig, Skishers, Skishy, Kisses,squig, Squiggers,trip Hazard, The Queen

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    Honey,

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know how to edit! But we call her Honey Vicious, HoneyLou, Honey Bun, HonHun, and Honey Boo Ca Chu

    #179

    Karma And Jinx

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jinx, the lab on the right, is short for Highjinks, but she most often gets called Jinxopus, or Princess Pooper Dog. The German Shepherd is Karma, often called Karma Bella, but most often called GODDAMMIT DOG!

    #180

    Sydney The Australian Sheppard (Aka - Syd The Squid, Mr. Handsom, Puppa, Fatty Mcsausage, &

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    #181

    This Is Summer Aka Muchumu Aka Mumuchu Aka Musamma Aka Ammasamma Aka Amar Summer Aka Mumu Aka Mumupuchulu. Now He Just Responds To Even A "Hey!"

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    #182

    Hi I’m Bear! My Loved Ones Call Me Tiny... I’m 160 Pounds 😐 I️ Also Respond To Lion King

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    #183

    Sylvia>sylvie>silver>sylv>quicksilver>quick>bisquick>pancake>waffle>eggo>eggy

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    #184

    This Is Blackjack, Aka Fatjack, Blacksnacks, Piglet, Pigalito, And Hold Me Closer Tiny Panther.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Is Blackjack, Aka Fatjack, Blacksnacks, Piglet, Pigalito, And Hold Me Closer Tiny Panther.

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    #185

    Meet Kiba. Also: Kiki, Kikiba, Princess Kiba Of Sheba, Cuca, Cukita, Cukita Ki.

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    #186

    Chickenbutt Brown> Chicken>butt>the Butt>chicken Of The Butt>chicha>chick>chich>chicha Mooch> Moomoo>the Dreaded Chipmunk Murderer But Mainly She's Called "Stop Biting!"

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    #187

    Spike. She Also Goes By Spike Zulu, Spikey-Girl, And Most Bootiffullll (When My Mom Comes Over And Sees Her. )

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    #188

    Suntzu And Pooky. We Can Suntzu "Little Butt" And Pooky "Pookybear", Or "Pookster"...they Are From The Same Litter And One Is 8 Pounds And The Other Is 17!

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    #189

    Pooky, Pookybear, Pookster, Spooky, Cuddlebug, Good Boy & Little Turd

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    #190

    His Name Is Merlin.. Merlini.. Squishy.. Squishy Poo Most Of The Time

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    #191

    Her Real Name Is Beladonna Lugosi Alpen-Rogers But’s Get Called Bela, Bela-Boo,bela Lugosi (Dracula), Buttface, Bean ,little Bean, Angel Bean, Little Angel Bean, Bela Bean, But She Mostly Just Gets Called Little Shit. (And When I’m Mad At My Bf She Gets Called Princess Wilbur Brad Because I Wanted To Get A Male Cat And Name Him That!) ...oh And Sabastion Or Sabby When I Forget Who She Is And That My Last Cat Has Passed....or Molly Because That’s My Mothers Cats Name And There Both Lil’ Shits!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her real name is Beladonna Lugosi Alpen-Rogers but’s get called Bela, Bela-boo,Bela Lugosi (Dracula), buttface, bean ,little bean, angel bean, little angel bean, bela bean, but she mostly just gets called Little S**t. (And when I’m mad at my BF she gets called Princess Wilbur Brad because I wanted to get a male cat and name him that!) ...oh and Sabastion or Sabby when I forget who she is and that my last cat has passed....or Molly because that’s my mothers cats name and there both lil’ shits!

    #192

    Loki, Who Also Answered To "Bug-Eyed Circus Freak" He Loved It.

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    Bella | Belly, Smelly Belly, Bellagoochi, Bella Bin Chewin (When She Was Little), Eeyore, But My Husband Just Calls Her Porkchop. (Better Than Porky...lol )

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    #194

    Spencer A.ka.: Norman, Numpty Norman, Numpty, Norbert, Sausage And Silly Sausage

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    #195

    This Precious Girl Was A Rescue. Her Name Was Molly, But I Didn't Want To Change That. She Became Molly Ma'am, Mollykins. Mollypotamas. Puppyface, Booboo, Boobear, Bugaboo, Buggy, Miss Ma'am, Lady Ma'am... Basically, She's My Only Girl, So Whatever I Call Her, She Knows I'm Talking To Her Lol. Puppyface Came About Recently- She's 10 Years Old, And Still Looks Like A Puppyface! :)

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    #196

    Bailey, Bay-Bays, Mutt Face, Dog Butt, Fluppy, Bailey Bear

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    #197

    Kulingile Aka Wee Tortuga

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    #198

    Molly. I Call Her Moo-Moo When She Behaves Well And Little Dog When She Is Bad.

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    #199

    From Radames To Moncho: Radamés, Radamón, Radamoncho, Moncho. Yet Most Of The Times, He Was "No! That's My Food!"

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    #200

    Our Cat's Name Is Bogey Because We Love Golf. Most Days He Goes By "Damn Cat" Because He's Always Into Something He Shouldn't Be. When He's Being Loving, He Is Bogadoo, Bogs Or Meow Meow Meow

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    #201

    Snuffy, Snuffleupagus, Snuffy-Butt, Snuffy-Face, Little Jerk (Said With Affection, Of Course.)

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    Bella, Bella-Wella-Weiler (Until I Married And Dropped My Maiden Name Like A Hot Potato), Bella Banana Bean, Bella Bean, Queen B, Her Royal Bella Bean, Bella Baby And My Gorgeous, Gorgeous Girl

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    #203

    "Nym". Nymrod. Wigglebutt. Dorky. Nym-Compoop. Princess Tooty Mcpoot-Poot. Nymykins.

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    #204

    Bone.. Bone-Bone, Bonehead, Boner..

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    #205

    Sootsprite -Sprite - Spritey Mcspriteface - Furry Mcgee

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    #206

    Meet Charlie.... Or Colonel Charles P. Fussy-Gus Nelson Riley Brown No-Pants Green Of Lacashire. Sometimes The Colonel, Sometimes Charles Mcgarles, Sometimes Dorkus Majoris.

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    #207

    Scandle Savage : Foo, Foofarnutter, Foofazayla, Foo Kitty, Foo-Fa, Foofanutter With Cheese.f

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    #208

    Milo, Mileypops, Miley Swipuss, Tinchy Swiper, The Claw, Milington, Milometer, Milo-Sevich, Sir Milypops Swipington The Third, Hungerpuss, Milopticon, Miley Popplington, Ow!

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    #209

    Lada → Ladaface → Ladamuffin → Muffin → Every Morning We Decide On A New Type Of Muffin That She Is And Call Her That For The Rest Of The Day. Today: Cranberry-Sauce-Leftover-Muffin.

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    #210

    Mackey The Basset Hound (1/2 Half Dog Tall 2 Dogs Long) A.k.a. Mack-Attack, Macktruck, Macketty-Mack-Mack

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    #211

    Spookykooky(Adopted Halloween) Benny Franklin (Bald) Señorita Bloodsucker (Sniffs Our Cuts!)

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    #212

    Kali A.k.a. Kitty, Shmoo, Shmooey, Boo, Booey, Boo Boo, Silly Beans, Beans, Beebee

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    #213

    Queenie>queen Bee> Fluffy>fluff Butt>wiggle Butt>stink But>miss

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    Gus ➡️gustafur ➡️ Gustavo ➡️ Gustavo Octavious Von Fluffy Butt

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    #215

    Real Names Greyson & Kato, My Boys, Fu€ktards, Jacka$$es, Mofos

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    #216

    This Is Special Agent Seeley Booth. Call Him Booth. Or Seeley. Or Seeley Booboo. Seal Pup. Seal Of Approval. Butt Nut. Boy! And Lastly, Most Original, Dog!

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    #217

    This Is Bullseye. For Years We Have Lovingly Called Him Our Little Man Or Bullshit For Short :p

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    Mr. Kimchi, Kim, Kimmy, Kimmy Poo, Shmoo, Shmoopy, Little Lord Fontelroy, His Royal Rudeness

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    #219

    Kalulu--> Lulu --> Wuwu --> Wuwu Butts

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    #220

    Dylan. Dildo. Dildo-Dagens. Dilly. Dill Pickle. Dillard

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    #221

    Our Girl Luna>runa>runas>wuna>woons>luneytoons>lunatic>lunarlandingmodule >loobeydoo>lu>lunatuna>tunafish

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    #222

    This Is Nemu. Aka: Nemu Bear, Bear Bear, Poo Bear, Poopy Bear, La Berra, Buddha,the Suasage, Buddha Butt, Booboo, The Bear.

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    #223

    Named Her 'Midnight' Now We Call Her 'Pillu' (Meaning Baby Or Little Kid In Marathi Language)

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    #224

    Luna&loki

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    Da Boo

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well first time user and submitted without all the names we call our dog. his name is Baxter, AKA:Da Boo, Boo, Foo, Foofy Foo, Bubby, Bubs, Bubbalinka, Bubalinkus, B-dog, Bax, Baxie, Beast, and Baxstard (when he is being bad)

    #226

    Figaro... Aka Fig, Figgy, Fatso, Mr. Figglesworth, Figgy Wiggy...figalicious...and My Boyfriend Calls Him Fruit. 😀

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    #227

    Pelosi. It Was A Quick And Easy Way To Discover Who Had The Same Politics As Us At The Dog Park.

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    #228

    His Name Is Lex. Soon Became: Lexiboy, Lexiballs, Lexito, Lejito... And The Latest: Lehito Mi Cantare, Con La Chitara In Mano... And The Song Goes On.

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    #229

    This Is Sage. But We Call Him Short Bus Because Ha Doesn’t “Cat” Very Well.

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    Jack Frost The Dog

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    #231

    This Is Mrs. Boots. She Passed Away At 19. That Gave Us Many Years To Develop A Litany Of Names. Are You Ready For This List? Minnetonka Miniboots Maggie Cat Maggie Bit Bot Bitsy Botsy Be-Bot Shit-Shot Bitsa Bitsa-Magdalone Bootsy Collins Timmy Timpkins Tommy Tompkins Baby Boots Nilla Magnet Cat Bitsa Margarita Bitsalone Boo Bot Minnie-Miney Tiniature Tinitch Minitch Teeny Tines Miniaturone Bootros Bootros Ghali Bootscooter Catalonia Catalone Catatonia Udder Budder Cat. You're Welcome.

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    #232

    This Is Disco. We Adopted Her From A Stray Batch Of Kittens One Year Outside. We Knew She Was A Girl Because Calico. She Goes By Disco Princess, Princess Puffy-Pants, Disco Biscuit, And Miss Silly. Her Sister Still Lives Outside And Is Blacks And White. We Called Her Stevie (To Make Disco Stew From The Simpsons) Because Originally We Thought She Was A Boy.

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    #233

    Random Lee. (Get It? Randomly?) Also Goes By Honeybadger, Asshole, Mr Puffy Pants, Dork, Mr Super Silly Head.

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    #234

    Blob. She’s Also Goes By Blobtronica, Shut The Fuck Up, And Blob! (You Have To Yell That One).

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    #235

    Top Left: Thunder (Girl) Thunder Muffin, Pure Evil. Bottom Left To Right:spike (Girl) Spike Zulu, Spikey Girl. Blob (Girl) Blobtronica, Blobzilla. Disco (Girl) Disco Biscuit, Disco Princess, Princess Puffy Pants. Proto (Boy) Protozoa, Proti, Protege, Big Baby, Lap Rat, King Protozoan. Random Lee (Boy) Honeybadger, Asshole, Mr Puffy Pants, Mr Silly Head, Ear Rapist.

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    #236

    Rosemary. Rosie Pie. Rosie Bum Face. Princess Bum Bum. Fluffy Face. Fluffy Bum. Miss Sad Face.

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    #237

    Hope

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    #238

    Our Original Cat, Cybil, Was Cybil Da Fuzzy Wuzzy Pooh Thing, So Our Current Cat, Racecar, Is Racy Pooh Fuzzes.

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    #239

    Miss Elizabeth Bennett Or Lizzie Or Smurf.

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    #240

    Penelope, First Penny, Then Peanut Or Sometimes Fat Stuff

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    #241

    We Love Her Very Much, I Swear

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    #242

    My Husband's Strange Creature

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    #243

    This Is Vader, Or Vadey, Vadey Tatey, Tatey, Tater Tot,tatey Boy

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    #244

    Her Name Is Pixel The Barbarian. But She Comes Back Faster If I Call Her Pickalilly Picolo. I Think She Kind Of Looks Like Pickalilly Relish, Too.

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    #245

    Her Name Is Kahli, (Hindu Goddes Of Distruction) But It Has Turned Into Fluffbutt, Wiggle Butt, Buttbutt, Nutball, Beebees, And Frikin Beebees. Soooo Yeah.

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    #246

    This Is Louis.. Aka Zebedee, Mr Zebedee Tibbles. Louis Pot. Badger. Chicken. Sausage. Shit Brick. :d

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    #247

    Charlie Only Ever Answers To Charlie... But Patch Is Patchy-Poo Patchy Watchy, Watchy-Patchy Poo, Poo Poos, And Mya Is Mya Mya Pants On Fire, Pants, Come Here, Good Girl, Whatsthemattergirl/goodgirl, Myagirl, Saluki Whooki, Mooky, Mook, Her Royal Princess Of Mook Her Royalnhiness, And The Queen Ofneverything

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    #248

    Wellington, Wellie, Jellybean, Jell, Sir Marty Farty Party Pants.....

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    #249

    Pinot (Short For Pinot Grigio) > Peen > Peen Fluff > Pen > Pen Mcgren Guarding Her Favourite Vacuum Attachment

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Pinot (short for Pinot Grigio) > Peen > Peen Fluff > Pen > Pen McGren guarding her favourite vacuum attachment

    #250

    Whiskers Fuzzy Buttons-Because I Didn't Want Her Formal Records To Read Fuzz Butt.

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    #251

    Luna Aka Crazy, Mun-Chicken, Love Buckets, Lunar Eclipse Lovegood!!!! (When Angry), Rascal, Thief, And Baby

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    #252

    Funny-Pet-Name-Evolution

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    #253

    Chloe, Chloe-Chlo, Chloe-Kitty, Chloe-Baby, Baby-Baby, Baby-Love, Gorgeous Baby, My Sweet Girl, Princess Chloe, She Who Rules The World.

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    #254

    His Name Is Rodrigo, But I Call Him Either Poo, Boo, Or Boo-Bear

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    Rorschach, Rory, The Terrorist.

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    Funny-Pet-Name-Evolution

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