I can give you Beauty and the Beast! Beast: *trades Belle's father for Belle* Father: "No, Belle, don't!" Belle: "I have to save you, father!" Beast: "Can we skip this heartfelt moment and get straight to the part where Belle and I fall in love and I turn back to human?" Belle: "I'd rather not, I'd much rather scroll through my phone and rate this hotel 0 stars. Too dark, too shabby, too noisy, I got kidnapped, my father was trapped in a tiny cage, just blah. Also..." *dials 911 on her iphone to call the police to report the kidnapping of a minor* Production crew: "That's not how it's supposed to go..." Father: "I mean, this is modern day... This is how it would go... Where's my Tesla? I need to go pick up my groceries from Walmart." Beast: *slaps his face* "Jesus..." Belle: "Also, my dress is much too dirty." Production crew: *groans and turns off the cameras* (Uh-oh, I get the sense that I'm about to be downvoted...)