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Yup, you’ve read it correctly - this article is dedicated to Mass Effect puns. Yup, puns about that iconic video game, and not a medical term. And it probably isn’t a coincidence that you’ve opened this article, and you most definitely know what Mass Effect is all about, but if you’ve ended up here randomly, then let us explain a bit.
So, Mass Effect is a military science fiction media franchise consisting of four video games playable on several consoles. And if four isn’t your favorite number, then you can ease your mind with the knowledge that a fifth one is in the works. The setting in these games is the Milky Way, and the events take place towards the end of the 22nd century. So, far enough to be sci-fi, close enough to scare the bejesus out of you with its dystopian views. Mass Effect is a role-playing action game, so you can expect to be absorbed in the grim reality of the game right from the beginning. And yes, you gain your skills through playing various missions, all of them spiced up with ultra-cool guns, aliens, and all the things you’d expect from a science fiction video game.
In fact, this game is so iconic that Mass Effect got named the most important science fiction universe of this generation. And if that sentence doesn’t prove to you that an article full of Mass Effect puns is worth your time, nothing will! But yeah, you can definitely search for more verification on the gravity of our words by scrolling down below and checking out the funny, the hilarious, and the awesome puns that we’ve rounded up in this article.
Still reading? Well then, once you reach the video game puns, give the best ones your vote! After that, there’s only one step left to take, and it is sharing these science fiction puns with your friends!
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#1
I have a large amount of Prothean artifacts. You could say I'm a Collector.
#2
Did you hear about the girl I left on Virmire? She's Ash.
#5
What's the hardest part of treating a turian who took a rocket to his face? Figuring out which side took the rocket.
#9
Do you know why Batarians can't control dark energy? Because they already are quadri-optic.
#10
What did Shepard say when he released the tank-bred Krogan? Nothing. He just let out a grunt.
Rachael Sampson 2 years ago
Anything to do with Shepard should have they/them pronouns since you can play as either male or female.
#12
There are no steroid users in the Urban Combat Championship — just players Shepard has breathed on.
#27
How many council members does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, the council can't change anything!
#28
I accidentally bumped into a blue-skinned lady with a thick Italian accent when at the Citadel. After I had apologized, she herself said she was asari.
#36
What do you do when the power goes out on Dekuuna? You just need to reactivate the electricEl core.
#37
Why was Commander Shepard so angry when she walked into the AI Core one day? There was Legion, and Legion had a hole.
#38
Why did the Genophage cure need to utilize the Shroud? It needed it to ensure Complete. Global. Saturation.
#47
I couldn't tell you anything about a Quarian's lifestyle, they know how to suit themselves.
#52
Had to deal with Septimus's mother. Angry Turians are never easy to deal with. Yeah she was a real Saren.
#61
What's the least-favorite Paul McCartney song among members of the Blue Suns? Listen to What the Man Zaeed.
#63
Why didn't Chakwas approve Shepard's sick leave? She sounded hale when she last heard Shepard.
#64
Why don't geth wear shoes? Because the last time a geth asked about a sole, it started a war.
#67
What's the difference between Commander Shepard and the reapers? Shepard looks better in high heels.
#71
Which part of Liara's math homework did she struggle with? She got stuck on pythagorean therum.
#72
This guy with four eyes won’t shut up about cryptocurrency and guns. I think he’s a libatarian.
#73
Mordin has done some questionable things in the name of science. Some may call him...Solus.
What do you think ?
Мара Гончарова 2 years ago
Ok, i have to say: as much as i adore this game series, i absolutely hate most of the puns in the post. Especially the "asary" ones.
Мара Гончарова 2 years ago
Ok, i have to say: as much as i adore this game series, i absolutely hate most of the puns in the post. Especially the "asary" ones.
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