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People Are Roasting This Guy’s Insane Demands For Women In His Tinder Bio, Here Are 50 Of The Most Savage Tweets
Tinder and Bumble aren't anything new. Decades ago, we had videocassette dating services. And as early as the 1700s, lonely bachelors searched for wives through printed ads. However, by the looks of it, today's singles would've had a hard time getting a match even in the old days.
Internet personality Aubry Andrews recently tweeted a screenshot of a guy's online dating profile. The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which were contradicting each other. For example, his perfect candidate must make at least $100K but at the same be available 6 days a week.
Satire or not, even elite mountaineers couldn't reach such high standards. So as you might imagine, people immediately started reacting to the picture, creating one heck of a funny thread. Continue scrolling to check out the replies and upvote your favorite ones!
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According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, three-in-ten U.S. adults say they have used an online dating site or app at some point in their lives
For some Americans, these platforms have been instrumental in forging meaningful connections: 12% say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through a dating site or app. All in all, about a quarter of Americans (23%) say they have ever gone on a date with someone they first met through a dating site or app.
#4
Novel Idesa 2 years ago
TW: ED TALK ...…............ ................... I am 5'8" and when I was struggling with anorexia I stopped getting my period at around 125lbs because I was so malnourished and unhealthy at that weight. I was hospitalized at 118. This guy is not only an a*s but an idiot.
Also, online dating is especially popular among certain groups – particularly younger adults and those who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual (LGB).
Roughly half or more of 18- to 29-year-olds (48%) and LGB adults (55%) say they have used a dating site or app, while about 20% in each group say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through these platforms.
However, Americans who have used online dating offer a mixed look at their time on these platforms.
#6
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
I have a friend in early 30s. She is not married. A colleague of hers(same age)told her that he would prefer to marry someone around 23-24 and never someone my friend's age(or his own)because it would be difficult to mould someone her age as they have their opinions and views regarding everything and it won't be easy to mould someone that age.
Broadly speaking, online dating users describe their overall experience using these platforms in positive rather than negative terms.
Additionally, most online daters say it was at least somewhat easy for them to find others that they found physically attractive, shared common interests with, or who seemed like someone they would want to meet in person.
#12
However, users also experienced some downsides to online dating. Roughly seven-in-ten online daters believe it is very common for those who use these platforms to lie to try to appear more desirable. And by a wide margin, Americans who have used a dating site or app in the past year say the experience left them feeling more frustrated (45%) than hopeful (28%).
#15
WordWeaver 2 years ago
Maybe an inflatable one. The posting is only so he whine "Poor me!" to his incel mates.
Dating sites or apps can also become a venue for bothersome or harassing behavior – especially for women under the age of 35.
For instace, 60% of female users ages 18 to 34 say someone on a dating site or app continued to contact them after they said they were not interested, while a similar share (57%) report being sent a sexually explicit message or image they didn’t ask for.
All of this has sparked a broader debate about the impact of online dating on romantic relationships in America. On one side, some highlight the ease and efficiency of using these platforms to search for possible partners, as well as the ability to expand their dating options beyond their traditional social circles.
But others offer a less flattering narrative about online dating – ranging from concerns about scams or harassment to the belief that these platforms facilitate superficial relationships rather than meaningful ones.
I guess you just never know who you are going to match with!
#27
WordWeaver 2 years ago
Yes - then he can complain to his incel mates about hw no women are good enough for him.
#30
niinque (they/them) 2 years ago
Nothing wrong with living with your parents if they can help you out, especially with the current housing situation (Paul is still s**t tho)
#31
PenitentEyeball 2 years ago
🎶Here comes the bride all fat and wide, here comes the groom skinny as a broom🎶 (This is a mock here comes the bride song, I would never sing it in an inappropriate setting)
#33
Annemarie Mattheyse 2 years ago
Same. I think I was last that weight when I was 19 and depressed. It's not a sexy look.
#41
Agent 8433599 2 years ago (edited)
Finally! Another Hobbit!! Everybody I know is so tall (off topic, I know)
#42
PenitentEyeball 2 years ago
It’s actually ≤125, it would be slightly better if it was >125, but still 🚩🚩🚩
#46
Francine Govan 2 years ago
And how are you free at least 6 days a week whilst earning this +100K Salary????
#47
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 2 years ago
But that list is wayy more reasonable, as travelling and starting a family together are important goals. Also being funny and smart.
#49
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
He needs one of those scammers from the Philippines, I am sure they can come up with lots of Photo's to fit that profile.
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Trillian 2 years ago
"Must be available at least 6 days a week". AVAILABLE???? You're not shopping for a sex doll you *********** (i censored myself, thank me later BP)
Sarah Brown 2 years ago
Translation: I want a young girl i can groom, abuse and take advantage of. This guy is delusional and creepy as hell.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Got to say, his ad is much like many job ads nowadays: we want a young and fresh starter in their early career stage but with ten years of experience, you'll receive entry-level wages but must work with an advanced level of knowledge and skills...
Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago
Even as a UK size 8 i weighed 10stone, so 140 pounds, I'm not that tall either at 5'6 - the obsession with what I weighed led to an eating disorder where I literally looked like I came from a concentration camp, my hair was falling out,my skin super dry, but still my lowest weight was around 8 stone - different bodies look different even at the same weight, which is why I try to stay away from the scales
Seb Benson 2 years ago
Tell everyone you're an incel without telling everyone you're an incel...
Florencia Renedo 2 years ago
Paul, unless you look like Brad Pitt in his 20s and make the money he makes now... Put down that profile!
Luna Lovegood for Justice 2 years ago
This is like My Rules by Shel Silverstein: If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do: You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew. And you must sew my holey socks, And soothe my troubled mind, And develop the knack for scratching my back, And keep my shoes spotlessly shined. And while I rest you must rake up the leaves, And when it is hailing and snowing You must shovel the walk... and be still when I talk, And -- hey -- where are you going?
BWC 2 years ago
Why are men who follow MGTOW sites always looking for women? Just shut up and go your own way already.
BenMaharaj 2 years ago
These requirements read like someone trolling or being satirical rather than a real person actually expecting all this. Although if they are being serious I agree with everyone. Yikes.
Chyppa Homer 2 years ago
...and then, a lot of people didn't realize, that this is obviously a satirical profile, making light of the expectations, women have for men on dating sites. :D
West Hermans 2 years ago (edited)
This chubby broke a**e only wrote all that so when the 5'11" 150 pound goddess rejects him, he can write back: "I never wanted you, you fat sloot!"
asexualotl (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
omg imagine sending this guy the no bitches meme (not supposed to be sexist towards any gender though) in your texts on tinder while catfishing him, i'd love to see his reaction. also this is a major are the straights okay moment for me.
Luke Oakridge 2 years ago
How is it that people don't realize that this is a joke post? He's parodying the women who list strict requirements for the men they want to date on their profiles.
I'mNotARoboat 2 years ago
Hahahaha he starts off with saying he's open-minded and fun,...then completely counters that with his ridiculous description of what he's looking for.
James G. Currie 2 years ago
So, he wants a woman from that less than 1% who is at average, at least 25 pounds underweight, and independently wealthy. Since he wants a gamer, maybe she is a successful day trader?
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
And when he finds no one he will complain that woman these days are not good anymore or bit**es or something along those lines
Miocha 2 years ago
Oh, how I wish someone can be tried for making such creepy delusional requirement for girlfriend. No, thank you. Big NOPE.
similarly 2 years ago
It reminds me of the "six sixes" in which a man should have at least: at least a six figure salary be at least six feet tall have at least a 600 hundred horsepower car have a six-pack abdomen have at least six months since last relationship have at least six inches below the belt
April Stephens 2 years ago
This is sick and ridiculous. My partner met most of these requirements when he was 22, except he weighed more and was several raises away from that salary. (He had just graduated college and moved away from all his friends.) It takes a different spin when you apply the list to a young man.
Christoph L. 2 years ago
Don't really understand, why Paul gets roasted. It's obviously a satirical reaction on women's demands on Dating Apps.
Trillian 2 years ago
"Must be available at least 6 days a week". AVAILABLE???? You're not shopping for a sex doll you *********** (i censored myself, thank me later BP)
Sarah Brown 2 years ago
Translation: I want a young girl i can groom, abuse and take advantage of. This guy is delusional and creepy as hell.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Got to say, his ad is much like many job ads nowadays: we want a young and fresh starter in their early career stage but with ten years of experience, you'll receive entry-level wages but must work with an advanced level of knowledge and skills...
Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago
Even as a UK size 8 i weighed 10stone, so 140 pounds, I'm not that tall either at 5'6 - the obsession with what I weighed led to an eating disorder where I literally looked like I came from a concentration camp, my hair was falling out,my skin super dry, but still my lowest weight was around 8 stone - different bodies look different even at the same weight, which is why I try to stay away from the scales
Seb Benson 2 years ago
Tell everyone you're an incel without telling everyone you're an incel...
Florencia Renedo 2 years ago
Paul, unless you look like Brad Pitt in his 20s and make the money he makes now... Put down that profile!
Luna Lovegood for Justice 2 years ago
This is like My Rules by Shel Silverstein: If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do: You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew. And you must sew my holey socks, And soothe my troubled mind, And develop the knack for scratching my back, And keep my shoes spotlessly shined. And while I rest you must rake up the leaves, And when it is hailing and snowing You must shovel the walk... and be still when I talk, And -- hey -- where are you going?
BWC 2 years ago
Why are men who follow MGTOW sites always looking for women? Just shut up and go your own way already.
BenMaharaj 2 years ago
These requirements read like someone trolling or being satirical rather than a real person actually expecting all this. Although if they are being serious I agree with everyone. Yikes.
Chyppa Homer 2 years ago
...and then, a lot of people didn't realize, that this is obviously a satirical profile, making light of the expectations, women have for men on dating sites. :D
West Hermans 2 years ago (edited)
This chubby broke a**e only wrote all that so when the 5'11" 150 pound goddess rejects him, he can write back: "I never wanted you, you fat sloot!"
asexualotl (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
omg imagine sending this guy the no bitches meme (not supposed to be sexist towards any gender though) in your texts on tinder while catfishing him, i'd love to see his reaction. also this is a major are the straights okay moment for me.
Luke Oakridge 2 years ago
How is it that people don't realize that this is a joke post? He's parodying the women who list strict requirements for the men they want to date on their profiles.
I'mNotARoboat 2 years ago
Hahahaha he starts off with saying he's open-minded and fun,...then completely counters that with his ridiculous description of what he's looking for.
James G. Currie 2 years ago
So, he wants a woman from that less than 1% who is at average, at least 25 pounds underweight, and independently wealthy. Since he wants a gamer, maybe she is a successful day trader?
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
And when he finds no one he will complain that woman these days are not good anymore or bit**es or something along those lines
Miocha 2 years ago
Oh, how I wish someone can be tried for making such creepy delusional requirement for girlfriend. No, thank you. Big NOPE.
similarly 2 years ago
It reminds me of the "six sixes" in which a man should have at least: at least a six figure salary be at least six feet tall have at least a 600 hundred horsepower car have a six-pack abdomen have at least six months since last relationship have at least six inches below the belt
April Stephens 2 years ago
This is sick and ridiculous. My partner met most of these requirements when he was 22, except he weighed more and was several raises away from that salary. (He had just graduated college and moved away from all his friends.) It takes a different spin when you apply the list to a young man.
Christoph L. 2 years ago
Don't really understand, why Paul gets roasted. It's obviously a satirical reaction on women's demands on Dating Apps.
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