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It’s no secret that getting along with management people is not always a given, but rather a gift. They often put too much pressure on the backs of already stressed employees, making it a perfectly toxic workplace environment to brew and prosper. And in some more extreme cases, it gets passive-aggressive, to say the least.

The corner of Reddit known by the name which screams sarcasm, Thanks Management, is a safe space to talk about hard things. According to the subreddit’s description, it’s a place made for “Showcasing notices from imperious middle managers, owners, landlords, school administrators, mean bosses, and overall pedants. Bonus points for misspellings, exclamation marks, threats over petty bullshit.”

And they mean it. From evil posters put up in the staff room as if nothing happened to the implementation of very questionable tools that are supposed to boost productivity at the expense of people, these are some take-notes-kids examples of how not to run your business.

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    Nobody is safe from mean management practices in the workplace, regardless of how much you love or hate your job. But let’s be honest, the more pressure we have put on our shoulders, the less motivated we are to add that extra bit of effort to the company we work for.

    And although this can happen for many different reasons, mean managers can be a huge setback for us professionally and emotionally. But how you determine whether the management has indeed crossed the line? Buzzwords like toxic workplace are all over the place, but when it comes to real life, most of us are left scratching our heads.

    Rude behavior toward employees is generally defined as a display of disrespect, a breaking of social norms or expectations, a breach of etiquette, or ignoring "accepted" behavior. It can also mean that a manager is behaving inconsiderately, aggressively, or deliberately offensively.

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    Rudeness can manifest in many forms, from passive-aggressive behavior, micromanaging, anger management problems, to favoritism towards one person, bullying, and many more. The mean behavior can also be used as a way to display one’s power and show superiority over others, and in this case, as well as others, you'd better run far away from it.

    In such cases, setting boundaries is key. Everyone should learn to distance themselves from a manager who’s mean to them and, at some point, stop taking in all the negativity. In other cases, if you are sure that your boss is incompetent, it’s just reasonable to become a leader on your own.

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    Management will notice your initiative eventually, and you will likely earn some extra points just by keeping the mean person out of the loop.

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    Gym Management. Have Fun With This One

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    chi-wei shen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the wording, it's mainly addressed to people who are too lazy to clean up after them.

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    Op Was Fired For Not Showing Up To Work On 5 Hours Of Notice At 3:30am

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    Whatever happens, make yourself a top priority. It’s just not fair to allow yourself to be treated badly and purposefully disrespected day by day by someone who has no reason to do so. In some extreme cases, even the best reasoning is not an excuse for anyone to shout or offend you, whether it’s a co-worker, a manager, or a boss.

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    Gentle Reminder From Management

    Gentle Reminder From Management

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    Anti-Picnic Picnic Benches

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You misunderstand, only 2 of the 3 sides have this sign --- there's only one picnic side.

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    Got Ya!

    Got Ya!

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    Damn No More Group Crying And Screaming

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    Tilted Bathroom Break

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    Riani Kivela
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the "Why deal with a problem by speaking directly with those involved when you can make everyone miserable?" school of management.

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    We’re All Finally Saved

    We’re All Finally Saved

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    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

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    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

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    Bernd Herbert
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of doctor's note? Something like:"I confirm that xyz is in fact a living human being and requires intake of liquids like water to function properly!"

    Beth L
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a food service place, that's kind of a health code issue. A restaurant near my office keeps getting dinged for personal beverages in the food prep areas.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't even considered that, but in this case it says "up front at the registers" so likely not a food prep area.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sara can shove that BS where the sun don't shine. Personal items I understand but water, seriously. Either Sara is dehydrated and can't think straight or she is an idiot.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Joann Fabrics. You couldn't have liquids at the cash register. Their reasoning was it was basically a computer, and they didn't want liquids spilled on it. However, that could never happen, since it was raised up on a pedestal type of thing. They just wanted to be asshats.

    Jarno Flinkers
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Sara, I'd like to take you to the court clerk so we can legally change your name to Karen.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cashier pass out from dehydration in front of me once. I was FURIOUS. The manager was all, "It's policy", and I'm thinking, "She needs an ambulance now, you -------------".

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A policy is not something written in the stars. A manager who enforces this kind of s**t is an asshole, even if s/he didn't create the rule him/herself. These people should be taken to court, but the mother**** know that minimum salary workers don't have the time, the energy or the money to defend their rights.

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    dev mehta
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget water, this sign is enough to drive you to a bottle of liquor

    JD Lee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes right along with Amazon’s policy of no bathroom use unless your lawyer can prove you have a sphincter & bladder.

    Yort
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a customer, I’ve never given any shits that an employee was drinking water.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you Sara. Hope you’re happy working ALL the registers by yourself. Totally your own fault too.

    Blackheart
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss tell me that once, and I am a teacher who has to talk for a living.

    Amber Turk
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you know how people use and abuse water. Maybe even sell it on the black market.

    George Kontogeorgas
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain to this bitch that water is essential to all mammals?

    hi myself
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like in the picture someone is about to vacuum that note. Good for them.

    Klay Thoring
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having this as a rule at London Drugs. Then I’d have to get till coverage to go get glasses of water & they’d be annoyed...but hydration is necessary. Gross, pointless dehumanizing bs.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No humanity is allowed in the store during opening times.

    Laurie Hengel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as a cashier for a large (53 stores) grocery- CUB FOODS in Mn- for 19 years and that is their exact policy, yet we are expected to talk with each customer. Also had 1 or 2 10-15 long breaks, no lunch for up to 7 hour shifts

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    appears sloppy when cashiers are drinking and eating and on their phones

    CharliAnn Olney
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluid is a BASIC human necessity. This should be a matter for the Health Department.

    Bonny Saxon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to get a doctor's note to wear sneakers at work. In a medical billing office with no public access.

    Rhon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow most stores consider their staff having a water bottle at registers as a necessity! This place is beyond belief!

    Sophie-Jane Williams
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a clothing place with this exact policy. Left after 2 weeks and being told I was stealing for not coming into work on a day I wasn't even meant to be in

    Nem
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh? Is that how it is? You're just gonna let us die of dehydration?

    Paradise
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, mostly. It shouldn't require a dr's note for water. If you fill your reusable with something else not noticable, not spillable, shouldn't be a problem. But I get not having brands or sticky products (pop is sticky and spillable)

    danielw
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vodka looks like water, and working at a place like that... it's definitely medicinal.

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    B00ts 2.0
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest Sara : please dehydrate so I can go to jail so I don't have to work at my minimum wage job and have to pay for my food and home

    Aurelia!
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No drinks???? Wouldn't it be easier to just let people stay hydrated, and then not have to deal with people fainting all over the place?

    Requiem
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dont need coffee or soda being spilled on the computers. Anywhere with computers that ive worked only allowed water near them.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s what happens when you hire humans to do a job on a computer. If your company is that broke, get out of business.

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    Full of Giggles
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I’m missing something but I’m not seeing the issue. This is standard in many hospitality and retail jobs. Especially when food is involved. None of my cashier jobs allowed drinks near the register.

    Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should need a doctor's note to prove they need water. All living things need water.

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    María Hermida
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't think it's unreasonable to deny people the right TO DRINK? Please, do us a favour and get lost.

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    Smell Check?

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    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

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    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

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    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

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    Flowers
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be bashful, step right up and use the toilet, nevermind the camera.

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    You Have Exceeded The Maximum Number Of Eye Movements Student. Teacher Is A Control Freak On Students Taking Test At Home

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    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

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    Sincerely, Disappointed

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    Petulant Landlord

    Petulant Landlord

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    Jonathan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're paying rent then you should be able to do whatever you want behind closed doors as long as it doesn't bother anyone else.

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    Being An Asshole To People Trying To Get Out Of The Cold

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    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sums up the uncaring world we find ourselves in today , so sad , but so very true

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    Standing Is Not An Option

    Standing Is Not An Option

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    Thanks, Management!

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    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

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    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is encouraging employees to not be part of a union. A union is a group of employees who stand up to management if they are treating workers unfairly. The second one is a threat to the management who made the first one, reminding them of the French Revolution; when the working class basically cut all the rich people's heads off and overthrew the government.

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    The Legendary Bandit

    The Legendary Bandit

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    Kristof De Smet
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filming in the restroom... is this legal? But I do get the problem, had a similar experience a few times at work.

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    Thanks For The Annual £0.14 Bonus!

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    "We Named Our Community After A Native Tribe That Was Forced Off Their Lands And Sent To Live In Oklahoma, Please Respect Our Property And Our Occupation Of This Land"

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    #48

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

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    Mark Schilling
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a restaurant and as much as that sucks, most are open because of the holiday crowds.

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    Our Ortho Practice

    Our Ortho Practice

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really good! Walking around after hours in scrubs is disgusting. Scrubs are worn so that you don't contaminate your real clothes with pee, poop, snot, vomit, or other body fluids/contagious filth. Don't bring that s**t into the grocery store, to the bar, restaurants, etc!

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    It's Almost Like We Live A System That Incentivizes A Never Ending Rat Race That Requires You To Abandon All Connection To Our Humanity

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    I’d Prefer We Didn’t, Actually

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    I Was On A Road Trip Today And Stopped At A Restaurant To Use The Bathroom. Chaos Ensued

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    Peko
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about pee, poo, or toilet paper? Are those allowed in the toilet?

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    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

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    Peko
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have less than a year of web development experience and I could make something better in about 5 minutes.

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    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

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    We Work At The Most Dangerous Liquor Store Downtown, And Majority Of The Staff Is Female Under 25. Management Was Getting Upset With Us For Not Taking Deliveries Out When There Were Only Two People Scheduled So They Wrote This Out Today

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    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

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    kjorn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure corporated forces management to do that.... i'd like to see post about manager whine against corporate too

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    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

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    At The Optometrist’s Office....

    At The Optometrist’s Office....

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd act like i don't know that is a phone and say i have never seen a phone with buttons

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    #64

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

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    C.S. E.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customers - remember, before getting huffy when cashiers get pushy about rewards programs and/or cards, they'd rather not. They are being forced to do so. Just answer politely and let them get on with the spiel they HAVE to do, per management, and, if you have a problem with it, take it up the line and leave them alone. They aren't hassling you of their own volition.

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    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

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    Per Corporate Policy

    Per Corporate Policy

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    Peko
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that drug dealers respond to polite signs.

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    #67

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

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    #69

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

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    #70

    Why Not!

    Why Not!

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    LottieH
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anybody actually tried to turn earth off then on again? It might work, works for my phone!

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    #73

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

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    #74

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

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    grafxgal60073
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The medical apparatus company where I worked, put up signs saying "don't waste toner." My response? I printed a letter-sized sign with a giant, solid black rectangle saying, "you mean this?" For some strange reason, they left it up.

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    #75

    No Cameras Allowed, Except For My Camera

    No Cameras Allowed, Except For My Camera

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    #77

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

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    grafxgal60073
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of things: You must have a Verizon plan and management doesn't know grammar.

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