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I had a thoroughbred mare who laid like this all the time in her box and outside. She even snored. She was lent out to a young rider, and I warned her about it. She got many calls that she was sick/dead! She went on to compete at national level eventing and was the most relaxed, intelligent horse I've met. Died at 27 while doing what she loved most; trail riding. ❤️

It's all fun and laughter when they make the 'jokes' but if the women joke back it's suddenly no longer funny

2094, obviously.

It's an acquired taste

Haha 🤣, champagne shower time!

They look like high school teachers now. That would be a great school.

Bravo to him. Twice. First for limiting his use of instacrap, and secondly for actually finding something there that was of any value, which must be a first.

and she deserves every bit of it!

And happy employees as they are allowed to sit down

No no no just give my groceries please 😭

Ooooooh, I didn’t think about that……

Poor Covid.

Interesting question.

I tell our Alexa “thank you” on a regular basis. Just covering my äss for the inevitable robot uprising. She’ll remember.

Mister Peniss

In that case, Googleling Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "pinguin" might also help alot 💞

As it replaces the word "Christ," it should be possessive - apostrophe s.

Very like that Victoria Wood newsreader sketch "We would like to apologise to viewers in the North. It must be awful for them"

The classic dad response

That's someone who doesn't give a f**k

Sorcery. That's why

Because the surface is the same. It now has half an outside and half an inside - if it is exactly in half. If is is eaten slightly less than half, the now-to-cover area is even bigger than before. Say you have eaten 1/4 . It now has 3/4 outside and 3/4 inside left. Makes a total of 6/4 ( 1,5) Easteregg to cover. Definitely not gonna fit...

Foiled again!

Doesn't neee a science teacher. The half eaten egg actually has more surface area to cover.

What is a half eaten easter egg?

It is designed that way so that you have to finish eating it, and then you need to buy more chocolate, unless you already have more in the house, in which case...

surface change - you covered an oval , but now you are covering a larger surface cause it's cut in half.

The edges of the bite crater cut it off...

Such a good question.

Did they use the same bowl to cut their hair?

To be fair, some fried chicken does taste good with lemon.

Respect🙏🙏🙏

£22 an hour for a SURGEON???

I believe the fine is separated from the payment for gas, so now you have to pay for two things.

"So you'll come and help me if I get in a pickle? That's a yes?"

I'd watch that

Saving the bees!!!

usually you are expected to bring the beverages first

At first I thought this was referring to an actually pet bird like a parrot or something, and thought "wow the bird keepers have really lost it". But it turns out it's just me who has lost it

For the US, from insurance.com: "[Regarding teens or seniors accident rates] Although both have a stereotypical reputation for being poor drivers, the statistics are clear. Teen drivers are far riskier on the road than are senior drivers. In fact, National Safety Council (NSC) statistics show that teens are overrepresented in car crashes, including fatal crashes

Or even worse... me!!

I wish I had a 2 day weekend! Sunday is my only day off 😢

8/8 roasted potatoes.

Asda?

For those that don't know. During Covid lockdown in the UK you would get fined if you had gatherings of people other than the people you live with. Boris Johnson the then Prime Minister had a party & nothing was done about it.

Before I make it to 60, we'll have either fixed everything and live in a eutopia, or society will have collapsed and the world will be a barren wasteland. Either way, that's my retirement plan.

Maybe you should give it a try?

I'm still waiting for the "beloved" Cruella de Gerbil (Home Secretary/Interior Minister) to authorise the torpedoing of migrant boats in The Channel, as seriously, I wouldn't put it beyond her thought processes. Roll on the election!

The way she was so casual about it...

Thst is just an "ew" realization.

Gaff?

we need to start selling paisley technical college hoodies at harvard

It's going to be online only from 2025