Even Psychics need to take the Holiday Seasons off to unwind. Foretelling the future, reading tarot cards, reading palms, and clairvoyancing all those other otherworldly connections is hard work. But the future don’t take vacations, and there’s always someone who needs to know the future now. So what better alternative than this new age all knowing fortune telling contraption, perfect for the psychic in your live, a contraption that not only tells the future, but also gives your hard working psychic those much needed days off! Just plug it in and your fortunes be told. This Fortune ATM knows all and tells all. Heck, just tell your psychic to take a few extra days off this Holiday, the Fortune ATM never stops working, well unless there’s a power outage.

Why wait for the next morning to know if you got that big raise at work you’ve been asking for when you can find out the night before!? And if you did find out the night before that your boss of 30 years has decided once again to stiff you of that raise, you have all night to take preemptive action. You can send off that angry email to your boss and let him know exactly what you think of him, even before he’s had the chance to deny you of that raise you so deserve! Disclaimer: By accepting your fortune be told by the Fortune ATM, you agree to indemnify the fortune ATM of any unknown future actions. Any further telling of any unknown future actions will incur additional fee, and the telling of this future action will also fall under this same disclaimer.

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Madame Lauries Psychic Palm Tarot Fortune Be Told Closed For Holiday Please Use ATM circa 2016 by Wingsdomain Art and Photography

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