It was an open-and-shut case.

This one again? At least have a few weeks before re-using them.

Hehe

Yes.

My teachers are the students of my parents who are also teachers 😂

The officer was hopping mad.

Drinking beer is a very important activity while having a bonfire.

Vancouver will forever be known as "the one above Portland Oregon"

Is small town America the equivalent of a British village? Without the The Little Tea Shoppe?

Who needs more than five pounds of butter at once...? (Please note this is a legitimate question and not meant o be rude in any way)

Hiding a body? "Well, hell, let me give you a hand with that! I got a shovel in my truck and know a great liddle spot right up here! Do you need a tarp? I might have one if the kids didn't take it to go hun'in' last weekend..."

This is me in denial about cheating on my diet

i thought bees were all siblings... dont they all come from the queen?

Same in Middle School.

I commute through small towns to get from a medium town to a big one... this is still true. Fortunately, I've experienced many occasions when a farmer in a situation like the one pictured will stear mostly off road so cars stuck behind can pass

I have done this, I have also been behind the horse in my car. There are crossing signals at the intersections which are high enough to operate from horseback.

*Drives through small southern town* *Sees 16 different churches*

population: 1

High School Football.

or...turn right where the (anything) used to be

I used to run a small town newspaper. We would print the land sales in the county once a month. I will always remember a deed with the legal description of the parcel of land sold starting "Measure 120 feet due north from where the Smith's dog used to lie in the road..."

Yup, Tennessee has some of the most detailed direction givers. The one I like after the hill turn left.

I visited a relative once in Andale, KS. "Turn right on the third street. We're the white house." They were ALL white houses! Took me a while....

:Go right at the broken-down tractor." That's how you get to the dump.

That's the way I have to do it. No go five miles North, then take a left and 4 miles South for me!

Turn at the Thomson farm then go by the Johnson's dairy then there's a dirt roat but don't turn there go to big road (two lanes) ....sigh

well that had happed to me

I have actually said take a left at the second pond. It was kind of surreal

I grew up in Chicago, then met my husband and moved to his small town. Everyone remembers him then looks at me like "who the hell are you?" I like that my bicycle lives on the back porch for the past 10 years with no lock and it's still there

As a small child, I would sit in my garage with my parents when there was severe weather, just to watch the show.

Udderly frustrating!

I stayed single most of high school for that reason

My Junior prom my friends and I all went to Bandidos... Senior prom I ate a banana at home before I went to prom by myself. A nice guy made sure I didn't walk down Promenade alone that year, though.

Happened at least 5 times.

almost everyone who was in my kindergarten class was also in my graduating class

I prefer lesser-known local restaurants, every one I have eaten at while travelling has had better food than most chains.

LMAO you got me with this one

This has literally been my entire life while living in a small town.