It was an open-and-shut case.

This one again? At least have a few weeks before re-using them.

Hehe

Yes.

My teachers are the students of my parents who are also teachers 😂

The officer was hopping mad.

Drinking beer is a very important activity while having a bonfire.

Vancouver will forever be known as "the one above Portland Oregon"

Is small town America the equivalent of a British village? Without the The Little Tea Shoppe?

Who needs more than five pounds of butter at once...? (Please note this is a legitimate question and not meant o be rude in any way)

Hiding a body? "Well, hell, let me give you a hand with that! I got a shovel in my truck and know a great liddle spot right up here! Do you need a tarp? I might have one if the kids didn't take it to go hun'in' last weekend..."

This is me in denial about cheating on my diet

i thought bees were all siblings... dont they all come from the queen?

Same in Middle School.

I commute through small towns to get from a medium town to a big one... this is still true. Fortunately, I've experienced many occasions when a farmer in a situation like the one pictured will stear mostly off road so cars stuck behind can pass

I have done this, I have also been behind the horse in my car. There are crossing signals at the intersections which are high enough to operate from horseback.

*Drives through small southern town* *Sees 16 different churches*

population: 1

High School Football.

or...turn right where the (anything) used to be

I grew up in Chicago, then met my husband and moved to his small town. Everyone remembers him then looks at me like "who the hell are you?" I like that my bicycle lives on the back porch for the past 10 years with no lock and it's still there

As a small child, I would sit in my garage with my parents when there was severe weather, just to watch the show.

My grandparents had a cellar, with the angled wooden doors on the side of the house, just like in The Wizard of Oz.

Yup - everyone outside asking everyone else if they've seen anything LMSO

THIS IS COMPLETE ACCURATE LOL

Yep. I ain't going til the last minute.

I've done it! actually seen one 2 miles away. I was making sure it wasn't heading my way so i dont have to take shelter..

hahah YEP!!!

"Maibel, Maibel, come look. Does that look like a tornado? Or maybe just some dust? Go get Estelle, she'll know.

The Far North Queensland/Northern Territory, Australia version of this is the Cyclone parties. The stores run out of beer and ice. Not water and batteries. ha ha

Udderly frustrating!

I stayed single most of high school for that reason

My Junior prom my friends and I all went to Bandidos... Senior prom I ate a banana at home before I went to prom by myself. A nice guy made sure I didn't walk down Promenade alone that year, though.

Happened at least 5 times.

almost everyone who was in my kindergarten class was also in my graduating class

I prefer lesser-known local restaurants, every one I have eaten at while travelling has had better food than most chains.

LMAO you got me with this one

This has literally been my entire life while living in a small town.