Dancing in the shower and slipped and fell. Got back up and started dancing again. And fell. Again.

I tripped on my own shoelace and fell down five flights of stairs - yup, FIVE. Every time I tried to get up at the bottom of a flight, I was too shocked to walk properly and sort of flopped down another flight until finally I reached the bottom. Once my sister tried to help me up but then I flopped out of her arms and fell again. I did an atrocious amount of flopping.

dealing with homophobic ppl

I was getting ready to play a piece in a performance and then the accompaniment started playing and I realized I was playing the wrong song

In middle school, I accidentally vacuumed my skirt up in an industrial vacuum cleaner in front of a boy. Left me standing in my slip with a vacuum hose attached to me.

One time I fell in a pool at a hotel

I stubbed my toe four times in the same spot. All within an hour.

Me looking very good and all, in a pub, on the second floor going down the stairs when my stupid high heel broke and I fell all the way down ! I was not even drunk. I left the place faster than the speed of light, soooo embarrassing 😂😂😂

I tripped over nothing on the school stairs, with everyone watching, and shattered my computer, which costed $150.

Trading LEGOs with my brother.

i gave myself second degree burns while microwavinig ramen :)

Couldn't get the super glue open to glue my daughters wand back together. Got super frustrated with the glue and the background of screaming child. So I tried opening it with my teeth.. it exploded on my face; I super glued my mouth shut, my hand to the bottle, my glasses to my face and the wand is still broken.

teachers at elementary school

Um... probably the time where I was at school in morning assembly and we were asked to say good morning to our teacher Mrs. Gordine but I didn’t get much sleep the night before so it came out as “Good morning Mrs, *yaaawn*.” Everybody was looking at me, and Mrs. Gordine was like “ahem”. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.

Me being happy to get a shot cuz I thought I was strong... Then me just shouting nd trying to runaway cuz I didn’t want to get a shot

When my friend and I drove past a train station, I saw a sign for train parking. I laughed at the stupidity of needing to tell the trains where to park before I really processed that it was I who was stupid. Not the sign. Train passengers. Not treatin

Putting tiger's balm on my lips instead of chapstick.

When I was little, my brother and I were stabbing holes in a cardboard box (why? I don't know) with one of those little kid pencils that were chunky. (why? I don't know). Somehow I ended up in the box. I was young enough that I didn't understand sayings that weren't exactly literal. My brother said heads up and I guess i stood up in the box. We ended up going to the hospital with a pencil sticking out of the top of my head. I still have a spot that is more sensitive than the rest of my head.

Wow that's hard. One time I split open my chin by slipping on my kitchen floor. I was 5.

i decided to tie my shoelaces together

Left a movie theater because the movie my friend and I wanted to see said it was showing on two screens. We both agreed that we did not want to watch a movie on a split screen so we left. I didn't find out our mistake until about a year later and I have been laughing about it ever since.

There are no mistakes, only learning opportunities

I trusted my sister not to blab on me for selling test answers ... Well, she did keep her mouth shut for 5 seconds and told our mom straight away. I got the beating of a lifetime

I really liked this guy but he had a gf right. he was picture perfect in every way like litterly a model. anyways i would like at him and stuff and he would see me looking at him and stuff. one day I was on a feild trip and then while I was on my trip one of his friends went up to one of my friendsand told her that he was scared of me and thought I was a stalker..........

I had a temp job in a warehouse one time and the pay was super low but they also had direct employees so I thought they might hire me on and give me a raise. Nope, called into a meeting about how I was one of the safest lift operators and knew the computers and everything, then asked me my opinion about what to do about the lack of good employees. I answered, hire the good ones on and give them more than $11/hour. The blank stares ensued and they asked me, "What would keep you satisfied working here?" This group of managers/efficiency people all got paid 2-4 times what I was and keeping workers there and productive was their ONLY JOB! Maybe this should have gone on the "why did you loose faith in humanity" page.

getting born.

school

Wow, it's hard to choose. Recently I slipped in pee at work, hit my head on a metal door frame and got a concussion

My marriage

I got mad that house was a mess. I live alone.

Honestly, I was playing with a slingshot rubber band. I stretched it out and it flew back and hit me right in the eye. I ended up cutting part of my eye diagonally. It's 5 years later and I’m wearing glasses and hating rubber bands

i got bit by ants 4 times in a 3 day camping trip

I supermanned on a trampoline and pulled a shoulder muscle im very smart

in SCHOOL ASSEMBLY the assistant headteacher pronounced my surname wrong.

Denying my account on ImgFlip.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARYTRY THIS its weird. 1. Say ur name 10x 2. Say ur moms name 5x3. Say ur crushes name 3x 4. then paste this to 4 other quizs if you do you crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. xSEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CHRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY COZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Shot myself in the foot with a rifle, tried to see if I could still cwalk and ended up with a giant black bruise covering most of my back and had to monitored for clots going to my lungs, broke a piece of my chin bone off on me and my so's first date on the edge of a tub at a hotel, and there are so many more but then it'd be my whole life story so ya

I keep breathing...

Hmm... I usually only DO stupid things!

Define stupid...

Birth.

Adulthood

When I was younger my brother and I would play fight and he would hurt me a lot and my parents didn't do anything about him but the on time I bit him I got in huge trouble.

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Marriage

Almost choked a kid in 6th grade.........