Look! The little one is giving us the finger! ^^

No child of mine will mis-speak universes...

I love the fish simbol on the pc

This warmed my HP heart :D

Red rum raisin seems like it would be the mother’s favorite.

Pheeeeeeeeew!!!

When my oldest was small she was terrified of "monsters" under her bed and in the closet. To the point of night terrors. Finally I had enough of watching her suffer and feeling helpless. So I grabbed a water bottle and wrote "monster spray" on it and told her," I'm going to mist everywhere there are monsters, you tell me where and they won't come out. They hate the smell of it." Now She was about 4/5 at the time and VERY bright for her age so she looked at me cocked an eyebrow and said, (after spraying it once) "Mama, that's water!" I said, (gulp) "Well to you and ME it's water, but to them it has a yucky smell and they don't like it." She thought about that for a second and then pointed to several places to "spray" she never had night terrors again. Now she's almost 17 and she still brings it up sometimes. Oh and every thing was chicken so they'd eat different meats lol.

I remember the kind of explanations my younger cousins got.The greatest conman / woman is a parent feeding their kid.

Flawless Victory.

So true!

my house is full of sticker as well

Every single day when we’re coming home 😒

Lol playing the race card well

"Fresh Litter" , love the attention to detail.

haha it's ALWAYS broken...

I googled it...I'm very glad I'm not a hyena.

So accurate

Yep! My son is going through this phase. He runs in circles in the livingroom saying who and who does not have penises

I have 5 nephews...this one is spot on!

LOL this person really did some animal reasarch! First the hyena, now the cockatoo (they scream up to 135 decibels) :)

so god damned accurate, why won't children wear trousers :(

This is sad

So that didn't go well... did it?

Too funny

Funny

Figured that would happen

"Will cook for catnip" I love it :)

pinterest is lies

Sounds like my brother

That backfired

And then there's the 3rd type: the one who mixes sippy-cups in carefully chosen colours that fit each other.

Yes, yes it does. I'm ecstatic when my boy eats pizza

Red rum, red rum....