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Delusional Guy Lists The Things He Expects For His “Birthday Month” And They Are Ridiculous
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Delusional Guy Lists The Things He Expects For His “Birthday Month” And They Are Ridiculous

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Imagine a perfect day: what would it be like for you? Well, it seems like the guy in this story had a very clear vision of it. “He gets to go out with his friends whenever he wants.” “He gets to play with his Xbox for hours on end without his wife interrupting.” I am not just making this up.

These demands come from a post on r/AITA, from a Redditor and wife who announced that “her husband is turning 30 next month” and added that “it’s a big deal to him, clearly.” In fact, saying that the deal was big would be an understatement.

The husband has called the whole month “his birthday month” and created an expectation list that basically cancels his day-to-day responsibilities and enables him to do whatever he wants. The expectations were meant to be made come true by not just anyone, but his wife. So let me just tell you this didn’t sit with her well, and clearly, family drama ensued.

Recently, a woman has shared this “list of expectations” she received from her husband

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It turns out he’s turning 30 next month, which he calls “his birthday month,” meaning he expects the special treatment listed above

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And this is what people had to comment about the whole situation

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Liucija Adomaite

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Denis is a photo editor at Bored Panda. After getting his bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design, he tried to succeed in digital design, advertising, and branding. Also, Denis really enjoys sports and loves everything related to board sports and water.

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Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he's basically saying he wants to act like an irresponsible, entitled child for an entire month, just to honor the dubious achievement of being alive for thirty years?? Eh no, not if he wants to make it to 31.

bookshellf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooo the sass!! xD *wheeze* i swer the way you worded this just lifted my spirits rn. XD dubious achievement of being alive hehehh!!! he took birth-day out of proportion lol

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Casey McAlister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no such thing as a "birthday month". Your birthDAY is one day, it's literally in the name. Also, is the OP sure her husnabd is 30? Sounds more like 10.

Stannous Flouride
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, with a few exceptions due to laws, birthdays shouldn't be that big a deal after you move out of your mother's house.

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Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he's basically saying he wants to act like an irresponsible, entitled child for an entire month, just to honor the dubious achievement of being alive for thirty years?? Eh no, not if he wants to make it to 31.

bookshellf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooo the sass!! xD *wheeze* i swer the way you worded this just lifted my spirits rn. XD dubious achievement of being alive hehehh!!! he took birth-day out of proportion lol

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Casey McAlister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no such thing as a "birthday month". Your birthDAY is one day, it's literally in the name. Also, is the OP sure her husnabd is 30? Sounds more like 10.

Stannous Flouride
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, with a few exceptions due to laws, birthdays shouldn't be that big a deal after you move out of your mother's house.

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