Soft can-openers have been murdered for less.

Phew!

Can't let the precious slip. Why, look what happened to Smeagol's ring.

Radar's picking up a signal, Captain.

::BEEP BEEP:: PROXIMITY ALARM. PROXIMITY ALARM. Human has encroached within acceptable limits. Deploy the bean-holders for immediate evacuation from the premises!

This is why you should walk without rhythm around them....

Cats are crepuscular. That means neither nocturnal nor diurnal, but rather they are awake at dusk and dawn. (and sleep all day)

Ever had the stare-down while you’re eating? I have had up to 4 or 5 cats eyeballing me while I tried to eat. It’s unnerving. (And yes, we have had up to 5 cats at one time.)

And we wouldn't trade a second of it for anything ;)

This is me.

Pretty much sums up my home.

Stupid soft can-openers and their stupid rules.

My 16 years old cat still zooms a few times per week, he still thinks of himself being a young man :D

Bouche only meows when she wants me to feed her my food, turn off the thunderstorms, or entertain her by waggling the wand toy at her for an hour.

Bouche loves to help make a bed or sweep a floor.

He's a keeper.

Sneak attack.

Where did everyone go? I just wanted to say Hi.

For Bouche, whatcha doin is Mrp?

Sneak attack.

They always know.

Bouche is a sock killer.

The cat only borrowed it.

I had a friend who insisted she was a Cat Whisperer and that my standoffish-to-strangers old lady Wintressia would love her. Friend came to visit and basically acted like Elmyra from Tiny Toons. Unsurprisingly, my cat hid behind the couch XD

Worm sign.

They forgot the part where you finally get yourself in place to take the perfect picture, then the cat breaks the pose and walks toward you.

The kibble is always fresher in the other cat's bowl.

If I'm out on the deck, where Bouche absolutely refuses to go, she sits at the door and whines until I come in, and then ignores me.

They always know the good stuff, too.

If the soft can-opener gets to sort the flowers, then so do I.

Yep. I swear my younger cat has the ability to pinpoint my cuticles/nailbeds with his canine teeth whenever I try to give him a treat.

Nah my cat has given up and let's her buddy do it for her xD

One of our cats, the youngest one Tabitha, has always been a master at tracking and killing any bugs that dare to enter our house. However, she tends to eat her prey. Hilarious to see her face as she eats one that’s still alive and moving all 6 or 8 legs around inside her mouth.

We have two perches attached to the front window. I have one void and one mostly-black tuxedo. All you'll see of them from outside the front window is two glowing eyes XD But if you say "HIIIII" they meow back, and then you get to see teefs and a pink tongue XD

They look absolutely everywhere EXCEPT the really interesting you want them to look at. Exasperating.

What, it's nice and warm.

I swear some extraordinary social media pictures like this are either really lucky shots, or photoshopped.

My cat would always push food out of her food bowl, then eat it off the floor. We could never figure out why, she could eat out of the bowl normally if she felt like it, but I guess floor food just tasted better.

I’ve seen them chase—-and catch—-their own tails, then try to get up and take it away, only to have it just keep getting away from them.