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People acquire different knowledge depending on their age. You start to realize that the sun still exists even when the night comes and you can’t see it, and that the moon is also always there, so it’s not surprising to sometimes see it during the day.

You learn these kinds of facts by experiencing them, reading about them or talking about them with someone else. But sometimes they just don’t come up and you end up not knowing what is obvious for everybody else. It is never too late to learn, but you can’t help but feel embarrassed when you’re the last one to find out something.

Reddit user PralineStriking wanted people to remember that embarrassment and asked what things they learnt at an age that seemed too late for them and the thread got over 18k answers. We collected some of the best ones and we would like to know if you found anything that you experienced as well. If not, share your own facts you learnt at a late age that you should have known about earlier in life in the comments!

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#1

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That narwhals are real. I thought they were cute mythological creatures, until I saw a brooch a friend had and asked if it was part of the companies mythological line. She asked me if I thought narwhals were myths, like unicorns. I laughed and said of course they are.

I was 35.

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Kitty Kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're marketed as the unicorns of the sea, so I can see why people would think this.

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    #2

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That I needed glasses. At age 21 my friends were hassling me about being dyslexic because I kept getting words mixed up (second year at Uni). Until then, I had just been reading by looking at the shape of words and guessing the words based on the context and wider story. I had been reading this way for years and survived Uni before finding out my prescription was +1.50. The optometrist said it was amazing I hadn’t noticed. When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra. I can now see individual letters.

    CasualPhilosopher25 , Nate Steiner Report

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra" We all who wear glasses felt that

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    #3

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the more work you get done at work, the more they will pile it on. I could have saved a lot of my mental health in my 20’s

    Miserable-Penalty188 , Christmas w/a K Report

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    #4

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) “Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”.

    …I learned this at age 19. In college. While delivering an oral report.

    I try not to think about.

    ItsPaulKerseysCar , Helder da Rocha Report

    #5

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Abuela and Abuelo were not my Cuban grandparents actual names

    MarzipanJoy-Joys , Hugo Chisholm Report

    #6

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought everyone’s mouth got itchy when eating bananas. Almost 40 years old and find out I’m somewhat allergic to them.

    tbr6742 , Amaury Laporte Report

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called oral allergy syndrome. It really sucks, at least it's only bananas for you. My list of fruit and veg that affects me gets longer every year.

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    #7

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The Lion King is basically Hamlet. That was Monday. I'm 41.

    west_end_squirrel , Loren JavierFollow Report

    #8

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The the longest time I always heard of sports teams “Drafting” people. And I am tall, so as a kid I was constantly afraid I’d get drafted for the state basketball team just out of the blue, I thought it worked like a military draft.

    I learned this wasn’t the case when I was like 10-12.

    Asone2004 , cruisedotco Report

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    #9

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That if you wear a white bra, you can see it through a l white shirt, but if you wear a nude colored bra, you can’t. I was 40 when a coworker shared this with me.

    midwesternvalues73 , Gabriel White Report

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    Valerie G.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing holds for wearing white panties under white slacks. You need to wear nude coloured ones under those.

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    #10

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol

    zejus_christ , supcece Report

    #11

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That you can flush used toilet paper. Parents taught us as kids to throw away the paper in the trash can for fear of backing up the toilet. Wasn’t until college that I realized my parents were accustomed to that method because they had s***ty plumbing where they grew up in Central America

    f**kintacos , Carlos ZGZ Report

    #12

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Wasn't until I was 21 when I drank Lactose Free milk and DIDN'T go sit on a toilet for an hour that I realized I am lactose intolerant. I thought it was normal to s**t constantly after drinking milk.

    xeredge , Neil Turner Report

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 21 years, you never met anybody who didn't rush to the toilet after dairy products?

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    #13

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes”

    charlessturgeon , Trevor Pritchard Report

    #14

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That our next door neighbors were lesbians and not just “good friends”. Lovely people. Didn’t figure it out until I was in college

    secretbaldspot , Les Chatfield Report

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully nobody told you they were good friends to avoid talking about same-sex couples with you.

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    #15

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Ponies are NOT baby horses

    phrygN , Rigothamus Report

    #16

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Womens pads stick to their underwear and not themselves like a band-aid.

    brettrknowlton , pikulkeaw_333 Report

    #17

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe age of 24

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay...we all learn something new everyday, it's not mandatory for you to learn this when you're a kid.

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    #18

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Baby carrots are just shaved down big carrots. I was devastated a few years ago.

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    #19

    At roughly 37, I learned pineapples grew from the ground. Not from a tree.

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    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Corned beef wasn’t made by cattle that were strictly fed corn. My mom couldn’t stop laughing.

    Ilikestarwarstoo , Frank Hebbert Report

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    Scagsy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is corned beef a lot less affordable these days than it used to be? It seems very expensive for what it is.

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    #21

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sea horses are not roughly the size of penguins. In fact, they are incredibly tiny. Stupid Saturday morning cartoons!

    ninjaskooldropout , Krishna Santhanam Report

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, you should see the pygmy seahorse, it is super duper teeny tiny, it's just so damn cute.

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    #22

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffer fish don't use air to inflate.

    skewed-perceptions , Bernard Spragg. NZ Report

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    Jo Johannsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old.... Actually, it's obvious (cause where would they get the air), but who stops to think about it? At least I didn't.

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    #23

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffins are in fact NOT extinct. I had a 3rd grade teacher misinform me. I found the truth as a teenager in an embarrassing group setting where I was quite confidently wrong.

    shofawnda , Matthew Britton Report

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I was like "Where are the legs of that bird in the picture!?" Then I put my glasses on :)

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    #24

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a fair enough misunderstanding to have, especially if you're not from the US.

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    #25

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That cows are female and bulls are male. I thought they are two different species

    Mary99t , John McIntyre Report

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    Eat Dirt Crow
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, a cow is a female that has given birth. Before birth they're called heifers.

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    #26

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong.

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    #27

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Flo Rida spells Florida. Also will I am was William. Realized this last year. I’ll be 42 in a month lol

    boring_prairedude , Eva Rinaldi Report

    #28

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 20 years old when I learned that salt lamps are indeed made of salt.

    I always thought that it was plastic carved into a rock-like shape

    CapaxInfini , Tony Cecala Report

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    Jo Johannsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a recent post about putting the salt lamp in the dishwasher to clean it...

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    #29

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That roadrunners are not the size of an emu.

    PURKITTY , Josh McGinn Report

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know Looney Tunes are to blame for this one. They also don't go "Beep! Beep!" aren't colorful and a coyote could easily outrun and catch one without needing an Acme rocket.

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    #30

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was almost 30 when I realized that travelling uphill does not always mean you're travelling north. And similarly rivers can run north because they aren't going "uphill".

    I'm not normally that stupid.

    Dianacolada , Jeff Report

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However long it takes you to travel to a location down south, it will take twice as long on the return journey because you are travelling uphill.

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    #31

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That when i deposit cash in the bank, there isn’t a specific money locker just for me.

    Financial-Corgi1067 , Steven Depolo Report

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    Lisa Shaw
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was kid I thought all my money went into "my' drawer at the bank, so I made sure to write my name on all my dollar bills!

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    #32

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That menstrual fluid isn’t blue. The tampon and pad commercials had me fooled.

    Unoriginal920 , ▓▒░ TORLEY ░▒▓ Report

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We started getting ads where the fluid they use was red. Apparently they got a lot of complaints saying its disgusting and not suitable for TV. F**k that noise, we need to stop periods being a taboo subject and something we need to hide.

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    #33

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to have intercourse in the 7th grade? That cannot be right....

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    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought the D is Disney was just some random symbol, kinda like a backwards G. It took me until like 7th grade to realize it and even as an adult I still can’t unsee the backwards G.

    Death-By-Lasagna , Mike Mozart Report

    #35

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) "TP" stood for Toilet Paper. I thought to "TP someone's house" you just put toilet paper over it to look like a teepee.

    crusoestudio , Justin Baeder Report

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    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 16 when I found out you're meant to spit toothpaste out after brushing your teeth, I had always just swallowed it and thought that's just what you do... Idk how tf I don't have flouride poisoning

    Charlie483 , Kenneth Lu Report

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you wont have fluoride poisoning. Safety assessments of toothpaste assume 100% consumption.

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    #37

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought an armadillo was a reptile rather than a mammal

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    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Those containers Chinese food come in unfold into plates.

    Brother_Farside , Brad.K Report

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everywhere. Chinese food containers in Austria do not do that.

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    Up until 15 I believed If I swallow a seed and then drinks water a tree is going to grow inside me.

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    Vonny
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And swallowing watermelon seeds made a gal pregnant. My folks told me this when I was five. To keep me from swallowing seeds, I guess. Thankfully my older sister let me know it wasn't really true that same summer. Phew!

    Pamela Tapia
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw 2 YouTube videos, two different men had inhaled seeds, one a pine seed, one a pea, and they started to grow in their lungs and they had to be surgically removed.

    TKFitzy
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. I used to think that if you ate the core of an apple, an apple would grow inside your stomach

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every parent on the planet told their kids not to eat watermelon seeds for that very reason. (When I was really little I thought pregnant ladies had ignored this advice).

    Amanda Hunter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child, I thought that men's beards were grown from seeds pushed into their chins.

    Pink Dahlia
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom was a kid she swallowed a watermelon seed and one of her older sisters scared the crap out of her by saying she'd grow watermelons inside of her.

    Shabbir Yamani
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chewing tree was my favourite... Imagine not having to buy any ...

    Kelly Jo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt had me believing that if you swallowed enough watermelon seeds you would get pregnant and the size of watermelon would be the size of baby you would poop.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read about someone inhaling a seed that then sprouted in the lung and caused breathing problems.

    Zanshin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably does, for a very short time before your stomach acids attack it, but you will defecate it out in three days or so.

    Jeff Bunn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s only happened three times in modern times that have been reported, anyway.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a TV show I blame for my believing in that. I just can't remember what it was called.

    RafCo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. When my brother list his first tooth, he accidentally swallowed it. My grandmother, jokingly, said it won't hurt him, but be careful it doesn't bite you on the way out. He had nightmares for days, and was terrified to go to the bathroom. Also, his name is Bruno, so I really shouldn't be talking about him.

    alisa
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now the tree inside of me is growing out of my throat, i have to go.

    Caitlyn Fell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salaams. I used to picture it growing inside me, and it petrified me. Although I didn't even have that water but, I just thought it would grow😹😅

    Adél Gáspár
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a guy inhaled a pepper seed once and it did start sprouting, not sure what happened after

    lucy_lu_bell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watermelon seeds to be exact...in school they told us a watermelon would grow inside of us

    fandomprincess (any pronouns)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many stories I've heard about kids being terrified to swallow seeds... And then there's me, who used to be so proud of myself whenever I swallowed a cherry pit.

    Deviltography
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you watched the rugrats they had a whole episode on this with one of the kids eating watermelon seeds.

    TheWorldNeedsMoreLove️🤟
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to tell me that i would turn into one of the trees from the Lord of the rings.

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 is a bit worrying to be believing that tbh.

    BreGerEu
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that not be possible, as long as it is a plant that does not need much light and is strong against acid?

    EyeYamStewPeed
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh I found this - it says ABC news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNTuHEnjjrM

    Bear
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man did inhale a seed and it did grow in his lung.

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    #40

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the game show Wheel of Fortune is named after the tarot card

    CurvyNB , morebyless Report

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did a pilot for “Wheel of Suffering and Desire,” but it didn’t test well with non-Buddhist audiences.

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