Yay a penguin! 🐧

Facts

True

This happened to me in 2011. I was gonna go to japan as a graduation trip. Same week I was gonna get tickets the earthquake tsunami nuclear meltdown happened. Still haven't been. It sucks, have wanted to go my whole life, but more than that...it just sucks. I would gladly give up going for the rest of my life if it meant no more disasters.

I think she means breathe.

I thought the cat would sit on the keyboard lol

Same with my cat, also when you touch her on the same spot for too long

That explains it!

I wish my cat would find huge piles of cash!

Same. I am also bad with faces, even now I can't picture the faces of even my family. But I can differentiate between pet type animals from the first time I see them, even like two nearly identical ones. They just make more sense to my brain.

funny

Run!

That would be a dealbreaker for me.

Love this one

Friendship!

I've been old my whole life, then.

Don't look my innocent child

I am that ghost

The eyes?!! They're freakin me out?!! Why are they all realistic?!!

My favorite

You have a cat. Just look under the couch.

I like being early. It gives me those few minutes of quiet so I can chill out a bit before all the noisy c**p starts.

Hahaha, can relate, I don't like human babies either.

Me with Stranger Things

Faster than the speed of light

The key to modern art isn't that you could do it or even if you actually do it - it's having the unmitigated gall to be able to label it as art and ask an exorbitant price for it with a straight face.