When BP—which habitually censors even the mildest of epithets—posts an article specifically about profanity, the level of ridiculousness approaches the surreal.

Not fair to punish kids for using words they hear at home, that's literally expecting more self-control from a child than you have yourself.

I have a good one! I work at preschool, so I have had my fair share of "try not to laugh" situations. This one happened at my home, though, when my husband had a friend coming over with his 3 yesr old daughter. We have no children of our own, so we don't have much toys, but I presented my favorite stuffed animal, an rainbow alpaca, to her with pride in my eyes. "Sheet sheep" she said. "Sheet? Do you mean sweet?" I asked. "SHEET SHEEP", she said again. "I don't understand what you mean honey, do you mean sweet?" I tried again. "SHEET SHEET SHEET", she insisted, but I didn't still understand. Finally she turned me with frustration and said: "That is a f*cking dumb sheep." I died.

My daughter heard me say "dipshit" in the car. The next day we were spelling out words in magnetic letters on the fridge. Guess which word she wanted to spell out?

One time, an Amber Alert (for those of you not in the US, idk if they call it that or something else, but it's an emergency alert, we usually get them as tests or we get a local one for kidnapping) came on my TV during dinner and my little brother (3 at the time) says "The amber alert scared the s**t out of me!!" My dad was too busy dying laughing to tell him not to say that

School lesson. What did you say? Honey we aren't allowed to say words like that in school. Usually kinder or 1st. All I had to say. No punishment necessary.

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BS. BS. BS. STOP posting your cute little, blatantly, obviously fake stories.

Bored Panda censoring f*****g swear words is f*****g ridiculous. Stop censoring swear words bored panda you fuckfaces

My oldest came home one day and said "you're probably going to get a visit from D's mom". I asked why. He said "because A (my youngest) called him a little b*tch". A gets home 5 minutes later. I ask "A, did you call D a little b*tch?" A says "yes mommy". I asked why and he looks me in the eye and says "because he is a little b*tch." It took everything I had not to laugh. He was about 6 or 7 at the time. At 15 he still speaks his mind.

Son was 2 or so. Stopped to eat after picking me up from a trip. Everything is fine until he stands up in his seat and yells "God dammit! I was going to eat that "! He had dropped some fries on the floor. I was mortified, but the elderly couple next to us just laughed and said "If that's the worst thing he ever says, you'll be lucky!" Hubby got an earful later

Stop censoring the bloody swearing. You have posted a series of tweets about kids using words like f**k, s**t etc. yet you blank them out. Quite frankly if anyone was offended, they are going to be

Fück that blöödy censorship!

it's easy to get round bp's lame censorship, just edit your post. watch: f**k.

Ha, ha. Toddlers using disgusting language. How could this happen? Not from Sesame Street....not from Mr. Rodgers...not from school. Oh from parents! What a sweet legacy for your children..to make others shudder from your lack of boundaries, culture, and ethics.

How stupid is to put a collection of kids swearing and blur all the swear words?

I'm going to have to downvote this for the ridiculous Victorian censorship. **** you.

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