And this is why "when I was your age it was uphill both to and home to school!" now seams more likely.. 🙃

Coasters are nice. Get yourself some coasters, use them and feel proud of yourself. They're super cheap.

Robin Williams as Peter Pan: "Are you related to Mighty Mouse?" Random internet reviewer: "Who is Mighty Mouse?" Me [screaming internally]

I can top that. I was teaching preschoolers about dinosaurs, and a three year old asked me if I was there when the asteroid killed them all! I'll give her points for thinking I could somehow survive a mass extinction event.

Or the movie going from the expensive to the more affordable category

Oh, you mean cursive

Ahh the late 1900’s ,good times

I mean- they're not wrong . . .

damn

Poor child will never know the joy of checking the coin slot and actually finding money.

Or pound symbol

I remember when MTV first aired...

This is an obvious joke.

Well yeah, he's got a point.

I love telling people that I was born in the 1900s (1992)

My mom was 40 when she had my brother. She was sited in the school newsletter as having been part of PTA for 21 years. I always joked my parents were Vulcans. Every 7 years, they had a kid. 10/56, 1/64, 12/70.

*average age (≠ maximum age 'back in the days') 🤓

Midlife crisis sneak attack brought to you by your own ruthless children...

The fact that this is right under the comment of someone asking what a VHS is is hilarious

I was never really a fan of bouncy houses. The other kids would always bump into me, giving me anxiety and all the bouncing gave me a migraine.

🎶Do you have the time, to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once🎶

Apparently Pog means cool now. I told my daughter every time she says it I want to throw a slammer at her

Ah, the dagger concealed in the rose... :)

I don't know how it works with your own kids, but my little sister loves playing the N64 of my brother's that came out before she was born!

Then they hit teens and they listening to a "new" song and you knows the words because it's a remix 😆 🤣.

it`s what you used a pencil on when the tape was tangled

This one legitimately confusing me. Like actually. What's VHS and what's "tracking"?

I love that it's a 2014 tweet. Kids today would ask "what's an iPod?"