*facepalm* how didn't I get stuck with this s**t?

Weddings? We need to organise a funeral!

"Get the f*ck back here Molly!"

Are we sure it's not actually a cat in a little boy costume?

If I was wearing Minnie Mouse undies I'd be compelled to flash the crowd too.

Just what the hell am I supposed to do here?

"It'd be fun, they said. You'd enjoy a lot, they said."

She'll never live this one down.

"F**k you adults and your s**t 'bout love"

I like to move it move it!

Dramatic.

Before: Ooh, pretty dress! After: F*ck weddings.

*cries* just get it over with!

What were they doing?

Wedding Planking

That Caption! Bravo.

...and save the drink! Man's got Dad skills.

Couldn't put the cocktail glass down to catch the kids.

Pokémon Go parent edition

Great photo. Good dad

Serious dad skills on display!

how are arms comfortable?

Hansom dad and quick too.

The groom with his hands in his pockets....men. *sigh

well, thank god the rings were not on it amirite

Oh, she's beautiful

nice 'stache

if you gotta dig, you gotta dig.

get me out of here!!!!!!!

this boy can throw.

And the other girl is like: "omg what a drama queen"

F*ck my life, f*ck my life, f*ck my life...

"You tawkin' to me?? Huh? You tawkin' to ME?"

She ate too many sweets. This always happens when I eat too many sweets, being a kid myself

They all are on the same page actually. Just different lines maybe.

Get me my Momager, now!

That white walking cloth rag thingie was a disaster waiting to happen. I think the kid tripped on it.

come on already! can we go in the water now?

She just looks so upset but, she still looks very pretty.

"Look what I can do!"

"To hell with your flowers"

I think this is the early makings if ' twenty - one - pilots '

"mmm this cup is tasty"

I'm yawning too...