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Keep it simple, people—you're ordering a cup of coffee, not a dessert meant for royalty with exotic and rare ingredients from the most secretive corners of the globe. Everyone's going to thank you if your order's simple at the local coffee shop: the barista smiling at you across the counter, the bleary-eyed commuters behind you who just want their cup of morning Joe ASAP, and… your body that wants something even a bit nutritious.

Starbucks barista Josie shared a photo of the monstrous order one of his customers asked for. It's enormous and we have no idea how the customer, Edward, could even function after such a cup of (with so much sugar there, you can't really even call it) ‘coffee.' The baristas and cafe workers of Twitter pitched in with their own photos of weird orders. And you know what? They perfectly embody Josie's desire to quit his job. We feel you, Josie!

Check out some of the most ludicrous (not to mention highly specific) drink orders below, upvote the ones that made you go ‘ugh,' and be sure to vent about your own experiences with customers who can't get a simple venti in the comment section, dear Pandas.

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could leave out 80% of those ingredients and the person wouldn't know it

    Karl Baxter
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’re right. The biggest con trick pulled by Starbucks (& the rest) is to convince your average Joe that they are high tasting coffee connoisseurs with their beverage “curated” to their specific tastes and finely tuned palates. Of course you pay through the nose for this bespoke experience - genius! I suspect the reality is that you could serve any old crap to the majority of customers and they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference - given that their tastebuds have in many cases been blunted through years of bad diet and excess sugar.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? They want all sweeteners? Agave, splenda, sugar, stevia, honey and raw sugar? And things like peppermint, kiwi and mocha? And apparently it's a tea, not a coffee, with both black and green tea. This is going to taste like a disgusting bomb of sweetness with horrible aftertaste. This can't be real.

    John C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with ya - I"m calling BS on this one. Somebody was having fun with the register.

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    Sam rice
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This and the other one just looks like employees screwing around seeing how expensive they can make one drink

    Adam C
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting "page 1 of 2" in the bottom 🤣

    Lola
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe these are real. I know they are, but I refuse to believe people are this bad.

    Elsker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this appears to be the full options list... like, who would order a drink on purpose with 6 different sweeteners, not even counting all flavoured syrups?

    Daniel Marsh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 pure sweeteners (Agave, Splenda, sugar, raw sugar, stevia, honey, liquid cane sugar, honey blend, bm sgr syrup (?)), plus ten kinds of syrups including five kinds of caramel syrup alone.

    Elsie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda think this one may be fake. It's a counter order who would list off all that. An employee created it to be funny

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry if i offend anyone but this is definitely an American thing!

    DKS 001
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 minutes later and the coffee is cold but ready. And the iron of "no topping". No s**t Sherlock?

    James016
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What drink is this meant to be? The "No Topping" is the real kicker though

    A B C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like if you mix all the colours of your watercolour set, it becomes an undistinguishable grey-brown-ish sludge.

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    Chris Jensen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously a joke -- no one orders agave, splenda, sugar, stevia, honey, and raw sugar, all in one beverage.

    Mark Skopczynski
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm going to puke with all of these ingredients. I've ordered the Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade without the extras. But this, I feel sick.

    Nate
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling BS. For one any barista in their right mind would never allow an order like this and that thing would taste like sin not to mention the price of that!

    Me
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should work at a taco stand, only 5 ingredients there.

    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just picked almost every item available, just to mess with the staff. Nobody can convince me that this is 'how they like it'. (Agave splenda stevia sugar honey anyone?)

    Full of Giggles
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely a person who doesn’t give two shits about other people because they also ordered this monstrosity from the drive thru. I feel sorry for the people behind them.

    John Otruba
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cannot possibly be tasted all the separate flavors//what BS

    Michelle Brandt
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would this even taste good? It almost looks like my 4 year old stole my phone and just selected everything.

    Krazy Onion (KJ)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make an Eminem joke, but I would end up doing that on every photo.

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    Melia Janssen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Penny Kemper
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could they much crap all together even taste good? Sound like a mess

    Royer Potts
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is this? How does one come upon this recipe? I gave up after seeing Peppermint followed by Raspberry, and there are like 40 things after those. These garbage concoctions should have a 200% surcharge and a 50% gratuity incorporated into the bill.

    Suzanne Baker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say " Bend over drop the draws spread your cheeks so I can squirt it up your ass" then I'd walkout.

    Erica Cochrane
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, it won't even fit in the cup. And as far as I know, they can't give you the rest. So it's just a massive waste. This amount will fill maybe 3 or 4 ventis, so unless you're getting all your extras for free, you're paying extra for all those things and only getting 1 cup...

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    You can bet your bottom dollar that Josie's thread touched a nerve on Twitter. His photo got more than 331.4k likes and was retweeted a combined total of 51k times at the time of writing. That just goes to show that customers like Edward and their logic-defying orders aren't anything rare—they're out there and they're coming for you (if you're a barista).

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    CalicoKitty
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the drinks equivalent of 8 y/o me putting honey, sprinkles, butter, cheese, jam, and Vegemite on a sandwich only I've added everything else in a jar, most things in tins, my Mom's hot sauce, and a small bag of sugar, for flavour

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA USA USA... I know starbucks is all over the world, I have one less than a kilometre from here, but we just know where this order was made

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    Coffee means big business in America. According to E-Imports, the United States imports over 4 billion dollars worth of coffee per year. And it's no wonder that the numbers are so high because Americans consume a whopping 400 million cups of coffee per day.

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    Friday
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some kind of online challenge or do some people actually drink whatever this is?

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    The US' massive consumption of the drink is making me imagine a literal ocean of coffee being gulped down. To say that Americans are coffee lovers would be an understatement. (Though we wish more of those orders were a bit less adventurous. All that syrup in your coffee can't be good for you.)

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    Lili Hajdu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just dont understand, why take different types of milk. like how can all of this taste good

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    Meanwhile, Statista reports that a 2018 survey found that US consumers most commonly use drip coffee makers and single cup brewers. Though the former is slowly but surely going out of style and its future remains uncertain.

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of these are just people trying to figure out how far they could push starbucks

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    On the flip side, cold brew coffee is growing in popularity. The cold brew coffee market had been valued at 321 million dollars in 2017 and is expected to reach 1.37 billion dollars in market value by 2023.

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    What doesn't change, however, is the ‘customer first' mentality that many cafe owners, franchise workers, and baristas have. Though, should they accommodate each and every whim? Or should they try talking to all the Edwards that show up for their pick-me-ups? We think that it depends on just how monstrous the order really is. Just remember to do things diplomatically and with a smile. We all have our own little vices after all.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So someone started it and it spread!you have to "kill" them from the start!

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    Ivo H
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, the whipped cream on top looks absolutelly delicious!

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, quetsioning my sugar intake when drinking max one soda a day and eating a small bag of homemade sweets during a day. What's wrong with those people? Are their taste buds still ok?

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I would say :turn around, open door, leave and don't come back! Neeext!!!

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    Lola
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god, and I feel bad when I ask for one milk instead of cream. I know Starbucks makes money because every ingredient is charged, but this is ridiculous for the people working there making $10 an hour. No faith in humanity again.

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