Muslims and mafia don’t get along (theoretically) … because if you were like me you just thought it was a persecuted group of people based on their DNA

The token white guy. Am I prepared for such a situation? I ask you. So then by age 40 I run into a trifecta, I start getting stalked by a neighbor and I start having trouble with a gate guard and again some issues with this circus whatever you wanna call it working at something called the stock exchange. (details would all be in the final draft of my autobiography). But by now it becomes clear to me that this is a particular type of imaginary people, the mafia kind (if you haven’t put two into together). That’s why we shouldn’t allow this making fun of Christmas business and actually should try to have it removed as being publicly recognized. We get to be those people that disappear for a few weeks out of the year because of their religious beliefs. But things are the way they are it’s all a matter of opinion if a neighbor is stalking because they are neighbors but what happens is, now I understand a particular slice of the American pie (at least a little bit).

So as time progresses roughly around age 50 I get into a conversation with an extended member of the family. I shoot off an email including statements made with my newfound understanding of perspective of life around me. The next day somebody has a heart attack and stroke.(my hand on a stack of Bibles may I live throughout eternity never being a Finn. What happens here is I immediately realize that they married someone that is partially imaginary. And then I start to realize how many of my childhood Neighbors and people at school were imaginary and believe you me the numbers are staggering.