Made me chuckle +1

This deserves more updates! 👏

i'm pretty sure there were days when i did not leave the couch for 13 hours but i think that's a me problem

The guy who spends upwards of eight hours wearing a mask in a steam-filled kitchen, washing dishes in the heat of summer agrees with Soledad.

Martin's the best.

It'd be interesting watching somebody run the 100m in 4 seconds and explode just past the finish line.

I'd rather have a 35+ where it's pretty chill and quiet. Everyone is welcome. Got good restaurants and low-key stuff to do. Also no internet connectivity so I can get some relaxing in. Age limit not enforced just a lifestyle choice.

This is so f****d up I love it. 🤣

Perfect.

I am a despicable human being because I do the same thing with my wife. It's the old good cop - bad cop game and I am always the good cop.

Makes me think of the problem of husbands not being able to find things and then crouching in the shadows like Gollum thinking: "We could ... let *her* do it..."

All joking aside opposites just do attract 🤷🏻‍♂️

Meh I'm quiet and chill 99% unless I need to speak up to help or protect friends or family.

As a quiet, laid back person I love that I found my loud, outgoing husband. I enjoy getting out SO much more now that I know I don't have to make small talk. *shudder* He loves chatting with people. I can just sit back, laugh, add a comment when I actually have something to say and people watch.

well he outta luck w me cuz im fiery but i sure as hell am socially awkward when it comes to servers cuz i dont want them to have a worse day than they alrdy did

Can confirm gotta be spicy for my fiance some times cause he doesnt realize when hes being taken advantage of sometimes

as an introverted girl (i mean i took a personality test and it said 91% introverted plz help me) i NEED someone who isn’t afraid to tell the waiter i wanted fries

Most men do that

Opposites attract.

We don't we like our peace and quiet

Myhusband's favorite song was "Hard Headed Woman." He said he was very happy that he had one.

Bwahahaha!! :)

Look. I dated a Karen for a bit, a milder version, but a Karen is a Karen. NGL. My food orders did end up more accurate. I used to be in the industry, so I was able to pull her back a bit. Now we're done, I'm sure she went full Karenzy.

Genetic, opposites attract. One of the questions my psychiatrist asked to determine if I had ADD was, Is your wife a secretary and then started to expand on it. I said, Bookkeeper. He stopped in midsentence. My wife handles what she knows the procedures for, which is a lot, and I handle the rest the best I can without complaint. As our kids grew up, the family environment was stable and functional. It still is.

I wish I was laid back, I'm quiet and anxious

F*****g funny😂

You don't need to be rude you know? Hell, you don't even need to be stern. Just wave the waiter over and let them know you got the wrong side or whatever. They're, 99 times out of 100, more than happy to help, because mistakes happen, and if you aren't an a*****e about it, then it should go smoothly.

I mean... that's one thing I do not envy women.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

She got more rights than a womans body in the US...

Yeah, Debra

Legend!

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A man thought he was too old for university and said, 'when I graduate I'll be 42 years old', so his friend said to him, 'how old will you be if you don't graduate?'.

It's going to be a rude awakening for some

Badum-tss!

This is cute. Turns out he found the right one.

In fairness the gospels were written after Jesus died so unreliable and Judas sold all the VHS tapes the disciples took for even more silver, then the guy who bought them recorded the Golden Girls over them so there's no actual record any more.

Took me a minute, but the mother is right 🤣, stay off crazy astro persons.

Also and above all: won the gas&oil lottery and thus is rich as f**k. Norway is basically a democratic and egalitarian Gulf country.

I'm seeing this so much that I have a question: Can I please sit with him at the crock pot and share the buffalo dip? Very honestly speaking, I haven't even tasted buffalo sauce before.

A keeper for sure.

It was an inside job!

Olympic swimmers can still drown.

No it's, "You need to sit in a room all day doing nothing with over a hundred other people. We could give you fifteen bucks, but you don't want that right? You want to differ that. Chance of COVID? Yeah, but don't worry about it."

I used to be the "main character" like this at a bar I went to. I've married the bartender and now we have our own little spinoff.

Go slow. With anything, test the natural receptors in your body. Eat a half of a gummy, eat a stem and cap of shrooms. Wait. Gauge your bodies' response. Be careful and have good friends around.